Chapter 290: Worshipping Ghosts and Gods by Mistake
When the sound of firecrackers finally stopped, the air quieted down.
The people around him are a little top-heavy.
Whoever listened to the crackling sound for half an hour, the sound suddenly disappeared, and they felt a little uncomfortable in their hearts.
"It's a pity, if you can make dozens of salutes for a morning, then it's called pomp." Zhang Wen sat in the hall, listening to the firecrackers stop outside, and sighed with some pity.
If people outside knew that Zhang Wen didn't think it was enough to make a fuss and not be pompous enough, it was estimated that he would be able to spit out a mouthful of blood.
Zhang Wen stood up, patted the folds on his clothes that didn't exist, and said to Ah Chu and Xiaohai, who were also wearing robes on the side: "Okay, it's time for us to go out, open today, don't lose face, don't embarrass Mao Daochang." ”
When it comes to Mao Xiaofang, even Ah Chu, who has always been cynical, stands straight.
Master is the spiritual pillar in their hearts, and naturally they will not embarrass their master.
"Alright, let's go."
Zhang Wen stood at the door, smiling calmly.
He has seen big scenes many times, even a group of ghosts are around, and they can calmly kill seven in and seven out, not to mention a group of ordinary people with curious faces.
"Ladies and gentlemen, today our Taoist hall is open, if you have any request, we will naturally do our best......"
Zhang Wen was talking about the draft that had been typed in his heart, but the onlookers outside were chattering and talking to each other.
"What is this place? I remember that it was Dexiang Teahouse, how did it become a Taoist hall? ”
"I heard that the shopkeeper of Dexiang Teahouse moved away overnight." The other replied, turning his head from side to side, and whispered in a low voice, "I heard about it......"
Don't look at him lowering his voice, and he also made a gesture of whispering, in fact, there are five or six people around, shoulder to shoulder, who can't hear you?
Pretending to be a gesture is actually to arouse the curiosity of others.
Often some people like to tell hearsay stories, and tell them in a secret way, in order to increase credibility, people, they like to convince others, no matter what they know is true or false, as long as they can convince others to believe in themselves, they will be extremely satisfied.
So it seems that he wants to tell the secret and not let others know, but in fact, he wishes that others would listen to it and believe it.
Others really came over with their ears sideways to eavesdrop, too.
For example, in the 21st century, decades later, when it comes to which hero or important decision, there are only a few people who know, but when it comes to which celebrity is both male and female, which one has two faces, etc., the ears will be pricked up.
"What did you hear?"
"Dexiang Teahouse is actually very poor feng shui, it is said that the master passed by here, and after seeing the situation of Dexiang Teahouse, he persuaded the shopkeeper to leave."
"Really? It's been more than seven years since the Dexiang Teahouse opened, right? Feng Shui is not good, why not move early? "Those who listen to the secret obviously don't believe it.
"Hey! I know what's going on, my cousin helped wash the clothes for the Tak Cheung Teahouse. Another stepped forward.
Regardless of whether there is such a relative or not, first stand on the identity of the "party".
By this time, the crowd was no longer "listening to secrets", but a small number of people gathered around as if they were holding a meeting.
I heard the person who said: "I heard that the Dexiang Teahouse family has been pregnant with several children, and all of them have been miscarried!" Also, my cousin said that when she went to deliver the clothes that night, she heard a baby crying in the backyard! ”
In broad daylight, the party even rubbed his arms: "The belly of the woman in the Dexiang Teahouse is not angry, who doesn't know?" Where there will be babies! ”
"If you really want to say that, this is a real master?"
"That's not necessarily, you can hear about approaching Dexiang Teahouse with a little inquiry."
Although the group loves to chew the root of the tongue and is easy to fool, there will always be some "bright-eyed", not really bright, but they can't see other people's lives prosperous, and they feel uncomfortable.
There are more than a dozen small groups similar to chatting, each chatting in their own way, but Zhang Wen, who was polite at the door, was left out in the cold.
With Zhang Wen's cultivation, it was easy to hear what this group of people were talking about, but he was not annoyed when he was left hanging there.
He just cleared his throat and said, "The Dao Hall is open from today, and only one guest a day, and the fifteenth day of the new year is closed. Opening today, it's a rare opportunity. ”
Only one guest a day?
Who are you, Miss Rumeng of the Drunken Red Courtyard?
It's Miss Rumeng, and you have to work hard all night, it is said that every time you come out of the room, you are tired and sweaty, and your cheeks are red, why are you so powerful as a big man.
I still have to rest on the fifteenth day of junior high school, and I don't have to do my homework and don't receive it, good guy, that is to say, when to open the door, which day to open, you have to say?
Most people are just unhappy, unhappy with Zhang Wen's appearance.
But everyone didn't leave, just to see how hard it was to find a place in your hall, and no one would go in today, to see if you could get off the stage!
But suddenly a couple came up and asked respectfully, "Dare to ask the master, what you said before is true?" ”
Just now, Zhang Wen made a long list, which not only includes curing diseases and saving people, channeling souls, catching ghosts and subduing demons, etc., but also includes the treatment of infertility, men's inadequacy, etc., it is really all-inclusive, and living bodhisattvas can't manage so much.
Zhang Wen's heart moved, knowing who it was, he smiled and nodded: "Of course, the two of you please come in." ”
The husband and wife followed Zhang Wen into the hall, and this morning they heard in the shop that a new hall had opened here, so they hurried over, but they felt a little unreliable when they saw people.
Now that he has entered the door, he can only use a dead horse as a live horse doctor.
However, after entering the door, the two of them couldn't help but feel refreshed, as if they had entered the blessed land of the gods, they had been to Dexiang Teahouse before, and they always felt awkward before, but this time they didn't know why.
When you enter the main entrance, you will be greeted by an offering table, incense burner, and smoke.
The strange thing is that it is not any god or ancestor who is enshrined, but only two words.
"Heaven and Earth"!
The husband and wife looked at each other and thought it was very strange.
Zhang Wen smiled slightly, and after inviting the two of them to sit down at the table, he said: "Do you want to divinate and tell fortunes, measure fortune and ask about the future, or move and find the dragon's lair to see feng shui?" ”
"In the next He Wancai." The man said: "It's also an unspeakable thing, our husband and wife have been married for more than ten years, but my wife's stomach has not moved, and I have also sought a famous doctor, both Chinese and Western medicine, but they all say that there is nothing wrong with the two of us...... Tell the truth. ”
He Wancai said: "We heard that your Taoist Hall is open today, so we want to come to a stick of incense and petition God, but it's just ......."
He is just that, Zhang Wen understands it very well.
People just came to incense with the psychology of doing more and not missing it, who knew that as soon as they entered the door, they saw Zhang Wen offering the word heaven and earth, not any gods, of course, they were disappointed.
In fact, having said that, the next step is for He Wancai to say goodbye and leave.
But how could Zhang Wen let him go.
He glanced at it and immediately understood the identification of the two of them.
"He Wancai (mortal), Status: Curse, Evaluation: Wrong worship of ghosts and gods."
Look again at his wife.
"Li Xiufang (mortal), Status: Cursed, Evaluation: Wrong worship of ghosts and gods."
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