094 Set up a group chat to save the children
094 Set up a group chat to save the children
Worthless?
Zhu Houxie has no value in existence?
The geese have left a voice, and the people have left a name.
When a person, especially an emperor who claims to be quite good, is evaluated like this, it is not just a simple slap in the face.
That's the face pressed to the ground, rubbing and rubbing, like the steps of the devil!
Just when Zhu Houxian racked his brains, how to scold Ye Hao in a civilized manner without being retaliated against, a mechanical voice came from his sea of knowledge:
"Emperor Daming chat group established."
"Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty, I invite you to join the group chat!"
"Emperor Hui Zhu Yunwen joined the group chat."
"Ming Chengzu Zhu Di joined the group chat."
"Akihito Sect Zhu Gaochi joined the group chat."
"Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen joined the group chat."
"Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youzhu joined the group chat."
"Ming Shizong Zhu Houxi joins ......"
"Ming Muzong Zhu Zaiyuan joins ......"
"Mingshenzong Zhu Yijun joins ......"
"Mingguangzong Zhu Changluo joins ......"
"Ming Xi Zong Zhu joined the ...... by the school"
"Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen refuses to join the group chat!"
Just when Zhu Houxian was hesitating whether to join, he saw the last sentence of a very abrupt reply.
Joining this group chat, of course, you can chat with your ancestors and descendants very well, but you have just been designated as a faint monarch by the anchor, and you are afraid that you will not be welcomed in the group, and you have no right to speak!
Since Zhu Youzhen can refuse to join, it seems that I can too?
The sky is high and the ancestors are far away, and the highest-ranked grandfather Taizu didn't soar for nine days like an ancestral dragon! I don't believe that he can travel through time and space to cut me?
As soon as he stretched out his hand and pressed the refusal, a private message arrived over there: Zhu Houxi, do you want to die?
From: Zhu Yuanzhang
Yes, Zhu Youzhen is your own child, and I am wild free-range, right?
Look at the reason you gave Zhu Youzhen in the group: "Although Zhu Youzhen has many shortcomings, what he inherited is a mess, and there is also the reason for bad luck." That kid is also busy now, so I won't let him be distracted by the group. ”
He Zhu Youzhen is busy, and I, Zhu Houxi, am also busy, okay? Why do you have to distract me?
This double standard is too obvious, right?
Zhu Houxian scolded while clicking to join.
Taizu's might, ordinary people can't bear it!
The formation of the Ming Emperor's chat group was completed, and Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang issued the first group announcement:
The reason for the formation of this group is because of the top ten faint monarch rankings that have just been released, and my old Zhu family has firmly occupied three seats.
Therefore, the leader of this group decided that from today onwards, everyone must discuss the gains and losses of the day's governance in the group every day before going to bed, and they must not be absent! Don't touch the fish! Violators, the group owner will report to the platform and be severely punished!
Why do you have to report every day?
Taizu, you did this, but it shortened a lot of time for everyone to enjoy and rest!
"Take a break, rest?"
Zhu Yuanzhang's fiery temper scolded directly: "Why sleep peacefully when you are alive, you will sleep naturally after death!" If any of you want to rest more, don't occupy the pit and not shit, and fuck me off as soon as possible! Seeing you bring disaster to the country like this, I am so angry that my liver hurts! ”
Zhu Di made a round: "How can the children compare to you Taizu, it is okay to have a gentleman who keeps the success and has an evaluation of merit and demerit." ”
A few emperors who have not yet been on the list hurriedly sent rainbow farts: "Chengzu is right!" ”
Except for Zhu Yunwen.
Hum!
I can't wait to eat its flesh and sleep its skin, and I want me to praise Zhu Di and daydream!
If I didn't want to hear the kind voice of the emperor's grandfather, I wouldn't be too lazy to join a group with you!
Look back at the opportunity, have a private chat with the imperial grandfather, and let him scold you!
Scold you to death!
Although he was very satisfied with Zhu Di, Zhu Yuanzhang still issued ardent expectations: "To be a man, you must be strong and win over your ancestors!" You have seen so many deeds of Ming Jun and Duan Jun, don't you have any gain? ”
What's the catch?
The sages of the Ming Jun are all similar, and the mediocrity of the faint Jun has its own tricks?
Speaking of faint monarchs, Zhu Yuanzhang's fiery temper was ignited: "Zhu Houxi, Zhu Houxi, you two guys will die for me!" ”
Zhu Houxi: "I'm here." ”
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Why are you talking listlessly, do you look down on me?" Too lazy to pay attention to me? Or do you have an opinion about me? ”
The current Zhu Houxi is extremely well-behaved: "No, absolutely not!" Isn't the child being punished these days, it's really out of energy. ”
Oh?
As soon as everyone heard this, they remembered the matter of heavenly punishment, and suddenly a lot of concern appeared.
"Does it hurt to pierce ten thousand arrows?"
"Will there be any after-effects? For example, lost interest in a lover? ”
"Is it an adjective, or is it really painful?"
"After such a long period of training, have you become more resistant to blows?"
Among them, Zhu Houxie asked the most questions.
There is no way, Zhu Houxie is likely to enjoy the same treatment next. It's good to understand the situation in advance and have a mental preparation!
The elders don't dare to scold, and their descendants are reluctant to scold, but Zhu Houxi, you are a faint gentleman, and you are also qualified to watch my jokes?
Zhu Houxi: "Zhu Houxi, don't think you are so capable, look at what the broadcaster means, you are not as good as me!" ”
Although my Emperor Jiajing is always bright and dark, like a light bulb with poor contact, he still has some credit after all.
You Zhu Houxie except for the second goods - maybe not pretended, at all - what do you have left?
Poor my uncle has worked hard all his life, how did he give birth to such a thing as you?
Say that the uncle and the uncle will arrive.
Zhu Youzhu spoke: "You two are such a pair of difficult brothers, don't hurt each other, okay?" Houxi, you're from here, tell me what to pay attention to? ”
Hearing this, Zhu Houxi's nose was crooked.
What do you mean I'm from here?
What did I come over?
Why didn't I even come here, okay?
Also, what is the ......
Oh, do you want to ask, how can you not hurt yourself under the punishment of ten thousand arrows piercing your heart?
"Don't worry, since it's a heavenly punishment, it won't leave any hidden dangers."
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't open the video for the time being, Zhu Houxi wanted to pat his chest and guarantee it.
Hey, since accepting the punishment of heaven, my waist is no longer sore and my legs are not painful, and the hidden diseases of many years have disappeared. If it weren't for the pain of the attack, I wish I had it a few more times!
Zhu Houxi: "Really? Is it really that fun? Isn't it even ...... Can even that be cured? ”
What's that?
Look at Zhu Houxie looking for so many women, but he didn't leave a son and a half daughter, right?
Zhu Yuanzhang: "This kid is hopeless!" ”
The others nodded together: "It's hopeless." ”
If you have a little brain, you should know that it is a punishment from heaven, not an old Chinese medicine doctor who cures all diseases, and even more so not a goddess of mercy!
You're a faint king, why do you want a reward?
Zhu Youzhang, who loved his son, begged bitterly: "Taizu, Chengzu, save the child!" ”
Save?
How to save?
Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di don't feel that they have such a big face.
They do have merit, but they have continued the Ming Dynasty and saved Zhu Youzhen?
Do they have to say to the platform with a shy face again, you see that my grandsons are too grandchildren, or will you let them go?
I can't afford to lose that person!
Zhu Youzhu also knew that his request was a bit embarrassing, and cried: "I beg the two grandfathers to tell the heavens, juniors, that they are willing to pay for one life!" ”