Chapter 756: Acquaintances Meet Again (2)
Compared with the confused 173, Xu Xiaoxiao is obviously more aware of the situation in front of him.
Seeing that Xiaocai jumped into the car under the driver's order, she simply turned her whole body to the rear.
Probably under the influence of her own emotions, the spiritual energy particles around the woman's body scattered and fluttered like sparks, and I saw her angrily ask behind her:
"Lu Bing! Which force have you provoked again this time?! β
The driver, named Lu Bing, put his hood back on and said with a smile:
"Peace of mind, it's just a refuge in Fengxian!"
"What are you doing to provoke them?!" The woman's apricot eyes widened, and her face was full of incomprehension.
After the Great Defeat, the Terrans were torn apart, and the settlements that survived in the cracks were no longer as united and friendly as before.
For the sake of those pitiful resources, in order to survive in this absurd world, the word 'ally' has long since disappeared from people's minds.
As long as the strength is strong enough, everything, even former compatriots, is a resource!
So under normal circumstances, people hardly come into contact with other shelters.
Because if you don't do it well, you may become someone else's food.
???????????????? But Lu Bing was an accident!
As one of the four clones of the Betrayer, this man frequently travels from place to place in various Terran settlements.
As far as Xu Xiaoxiao learned, it was Lu Bing who took the initiative to provoke trouble, and led people to go out.
The reason for this is all trivial things.
For example, someone accidentally stepped on his foot, or inadvertently bumped his shoulder while passing by.
And among these trivial things, the most outrageous one was that Lu Bing felt that the clothing style of the survivors in the settlement made him angry.
Let's ask, it has been more than ten years since the outbreak of the end times, does anyone really care about other people's dressing styles?
Special mother's bare ass is already very good, okay!
Sure enough, after Xu Xiaoxiao asked, Lu Bing moved his neck and responded in a helpless tone:
"Oh, who let them not let me in honestly, and have to charge me some 'entry tax', then my little temper will definitely not be able to bear it......"
When Xu Xiaoxiao heard this, he looked at the wall of fire in the distance with a suspicious face.
The strangely shaped pursuers were turning the car around the road noisily, and it seemed that they had no intention of giving up the pursuit.
"Just because of this, almost the entire people in the Fengxian Shelter have been dispatched?!"
Lu Bingmian nodded without changing his color, and lied without any psychological burden:
"That's right, it's because of this that you say their hearts are smaller than the tip of a needle...... Hehe......"
However, Lu Bing's laughter did not last long.
Soon, the android old man lying on the back seat opened his mouth and said:
"The people in the vault were chased out not because of a simple brawl, but because we had plucked all of 1158's genitals......"
Speaking of this, the old man seemed to appreciate the embarrassment on Lu Bing's face, and deliberately paused.
However, he soon discovered that the young man's entire face was hidden in a mask and hood, and he was completely unable to see his expression.
So I have to go on:
"Moreover, this clone has completely wiped out the pillar of other people's industries! That's why people are going to hunt us down like crazy......"
Xu Xiaoxiao stared blankly, and his face was full of expressions of 'sure enough'.
Seeing that the truth was exposed, Lu Bing had no choice but to laugh twice, and subconsciously wanted to take out a cigarette from his pocket to smoke.
But after touching it for a while, he immediately realized something.
The last cigarette seems to have been smoked after killing 1158.
"Uh...... Aren't you curious, muscular girl, how did I kill 1158? That's a powerful mutated creature, a super monster whose life energy level is stable at Alpha......"
"The word monster, no matter how you look at it, it is the most suitable for you......" Xu Xiaoxiao complained silently in his heart, and did not mean to answer Lu Bing's words.
She looked up into the distance, where the pursuers behind the wall of fire had bypassed both sides and began to speed towards them.
"They're coming after you! Lu Bing, do you have any follow-up plans? β
Lu Bing's thinking seemed to be still stuck in the previous topic, ignoring Xu Xiaoxiao's body temperature, and still said to himself:
"I just used the king virus in my body to kill it! Hey, don't you really say it, this ontology gadget is really a killer feature......"
"Lu Bing!" Xu Xiaoxiao's eyebrows were upside down, and there was already anger in his voice.
"Okay, okay,???????????????? I heard it, the follow-up plan is it......" Lu Bing plucked his ears and admitted very generously: "There is no follow-up plan...... My next plan was to throw down the tank and form a wall of fire and escape while they detoured......"
"But now the route you picked ...... It's obviously impossible to get rid of them......"
Xu Xiaoxiao felt that his back molars were about to be crushed.
resisted the urge to jump off the back of Dacai and beat the other party, and the woman directly chose to take the command:
"Dacai, go to Jianghai City Port!"
A howl came from the mouth of the human-faced lizard, and its body changed direction and rushed towards the coastline that deviated from the urban agglomeration.
Lu Bing, who was following behind, naturally turned his direction and followed closely behind Xu Xiaoxiao's buttocks.
Compared with the tension between the woman's eyebrows, the young man's nerves seemed much more relaxed.
Even in the whistling wind, he could be faintly heard humming an intermittent balladβ
"Stack a thousand paper cranes~~ Tie a red ribbon~~~ May the kind people come with good luck every day~~~"
The android old man, who had returned to his seat, thumped his not very flexible right arm, and commented at the right time:
"Ah...... Nostalgic old songs, but Lu Bing, the artistic conception of this song doesn't seem to be suitable for the current environment......"
Lu Bing retorted strongly: "Why is it not suitable?" It's obviously a good fit, okay! β
173 weakly raised his hand and interjected:
"But...... We're being hunted down now, singing "Good Luck Comes"...... Is it really suitable? β
"Whew!" Lu Bing glanced back at 173, who only showed half of his head, and said serious nonsense: "Haven't we been chased yet, as the saying goes, only if we are chased, can we be 'hey, hey, hey'......"
"Besides, isn't that muscular girl now thinking of a way! Right, musclewoman? β
"Don't think that you are a clone of Boss Lu, I won't dare to knock off your front teeth!"
Xu Xiaoxiao didn't look back at the threat, and did not join this nonsense topic.
However, Lu Bing didn't mean to stop talking, and seeing that he couldn't talk to Xu Xiaoxiao for the time being, he had to focus on 173 in the rear.
When dealing with strangers, talk about the potential strengths of the other person, so that you can easily open up the topic. Lu Bing has always followed this 'good habit' inherited from the ontology.
So in the first sentence of the conversation with 173, he praised in a high-to-strange tone:
"Great visitor from another world, protector of the Terrans, I see that you have been cowering in the tail of the human-faced lizard since you got in the car, to avoid the wind and cold from invading your body? Ah~ People in the future are really healthy......"
"Wellness ......"
173 chewed on the other party's words, and a thought automatically popped into his heartβ
He must be laughing at my weak cock......
Without waiting for him to think deeper, Lu Bing continued to ask:
"Without further ado, which timeline are you from? On a big night, how could you run wildly in the wilderness with the brainless muscle girl in front of you? β
"Lu Bing! I swear, if you call me by that nickname again, you'll pull out your mouth of teeth one by one when it's over! β
An angry female voice came from the front, and it was not difficult to hear that the owner who said this was about to go berserk.
Lu Bing paused for a moment, then put one hand to his mouth, as if he didn't want his words to reach the woman's ears, and whispered to 173:
β???????????????? It's not going to end that easily, right, Elder? β
"Uh......"
173 hesitated for a long time, and finally picked a question and answered:
"That...... I'm from Timeline 173......"
"Oh, good!" A cheer came from Lu Yu's mouth, "Then I'll call you 173?" You also heard my name, Lu Bing, Lu Yu's Lu, and the third in line! β
173 nodded at the half of his head that was exposed: "Okay Lu Laosan, uh, I mean Lu Bing......"
The atmosphere was silent again, and the whistling wind filled the ears of several people.
Perhaps thinking that Lu Bing might have misunderstood something, 173 spoke again:
"That...... Actually, I may not be as omniscient and omnipotent as you think, and I'm a relative newcomer to the Elder......"
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Hearing this 'warm reminder', Lu Bing, who was not very attentive to driving, turned his head around again and said viciously:
"Newbie? You mean to compare dishes, right......"
"But I don't think it's going anywhere, right? After all, my timeline is very dangerous, and the Elder who doesn't have two brushes is estimated to live for less than two hours......"
173's face was bitter, and he said in his heart, 'I'm really the kind of person who can't even live for two hours.'"
If it weren't for the systematic forced escape mode, he would have probably become the personal toy of the neurotic Xiao Ran by now......
In order to avoid receiving a 'task' that does not match his own strength in the next process, 173 finally had a cheeky face and reminded him very sincerely-
"Anyway, I really don't have any brushes, if I have to say anything, the ability to escape is still in the past......"
The implication is obvious - he's just a bastard, not a strong thigh.
So don't expect him to lead the team to victory......
Lu Bing nodded thoughtfully and asked an inexplicable question:
"If you have the ability to escape, do you mean to run away on your own, or do you want to run away with others?"
173 Think carefully and answer cautiously:
"I should have to escape ...... by myself"
"Should?"
"I can only run away on my own! Can't take anyone else with you! β
"Understood, sure enough, there is still a brush ......"