096 Literary and artistic youth, no heart at all

"Hao Hao, my eyes are a little sour! Can you help me blow it? As soon as he closed the broadcast page, Qi Yi's guy got tired again.

"Are you sore? You're hair sao! "Shangguan Wan'er can't look at those glamorous sluts the most, and immediately expose Qi Yi's true face.

"Yo, Sister Wan'er, this is sad, right? Mouth jealous too? ”

A real man, dare to face any attack head-on. Qi Yi didn't care about other people's opinions at all, and sat down in Ye Hao's arms generously.

"I'm going to sit too!"

Wan'er, who has the temperament of the most strong woman, immediately occupied the other leg.

It's a pity that Ye Hao doesn't have three legs, otherwise he wouldn't mind giving Xiaohuanhuan a little space.

The legs are hated less when they are used!

Yang Yuhuan smiled and waved his hand, politely rejecting Ye Hao's kindness: "I won't play with you anymore!" Recently, I'm going to read books, write poetry, and so on. ”

"Writing poetry?"

Qi Yi, a big-chested and brainless guy, has little stars in his eyes.

"It's not impossible to write poetry, after all, you've also seen the poetry fairy Taibai." Shangguan Wan'er said in a non-yin and non-yang manner.

Wan'er's mood is not right, menopause is early?

When Yang Yuhuan went to "study", Shangguan Wan'er explained: "This Yang Yuhuan doesn't know gratitude at all, and dares to make fun of Qiao in front of Haohao?" ”

Seeing that Ye Hao didn't believe it, Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but sneer: "You elm pimple!" Why hasn't Yang Yuhuan thrown himself into his arms now, isn't it because he can't look down on you who are vulgar and unliterate and don't know poetry and songs? ”

Ye Hao smiled: "Song, I can still sing, but you asked me to write poems, I really can't do it!" ”

People are the existence of poems given by Li Bai, and they are at the same level as Wang Lun, and their vision is not ordinarily high!

You asked me to write poems with Li Baibi?

You'd better let me save the world - it's probably a little bit cheaper!

"Love whom, right? Slightly chubby, but not particularly attractive! ”

Ye Hao, who was depressed, sat in front of the computer and started the production of a new video.

…… ……

[A magistrate said, isn't it too kind for you to be in the dark of the Ming Dynasty? 】

[Therefore, the anchor decided to change the dynasty and change the emperor. After all, if you just list the person surnamed Zhu as a faint monarch and don't leave a chance for others, you will be scolded for engaging in unspoken rules! 】

[The one we are going to talk about today is different from the group of guys in the old Zhu family who don't have a little ink in their stomachs, they are really cuttlefish, a belly of ink! ] The poems and songs that are written, that is called a stick! 】

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Who said that our people are out of ink, don't believe it, I'll give you a poem?" ”

Zhu Di: "Father, can we not be embarrassed, okay?" ”

Zhu Houxi: "Holding the nest head in his hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish...... Bitter! ”

Qianlong: "Yo, it's finally my turn...... No, this is now evaluating the faint king, it's not me, it must not be me! ”

Yang Guang: "What is ink for?" Can you spit again, can you spit out a cuttlefish? To fight the world, it depends on being ruthless! ”

[Let me ask a small question first, in the minds of women, what kind of man is the most attractive man? ] 】

"Needless to say, of course, the man who drives a Ferrari with one hand is the most attractive!"

"Matter! I only like men who build 10,000 square meters of lawn on their own! ”

"Young and golden, handsome and rich?"

"Doesn't this still have to be rich?"

"I don't think it's important whether it's money or not, it's enough, the important thing is that people are good, understand romance, and from time to time they can take me to the Maldives to travel and buy me some worthless Tiffany or something."

"Cut!"

[Hehe, the aesthetics of ancient times may not be the same as those of later generations. Money may be important, but more important is to have a handsome skin and an interesting soul! 】

[If you don't have any of these, then you can also turn it into a requirement, talented!] 】

[For example, Li Bai never spends money when he eats all over the world; For example, Liu Yong, who never spends money to play all over the Qinglou; Like me...... Ahem, let's get down to business! 】

[The one we want to talk about today may not be worse than Li Bailiuyong in terms of talent, plus he is also the CEO of a company, a generation of emperors, and definitely belongs to the top five diamond kings! ] 】

[He is the one with the highest artistic accomplishment among all the emperors, Chen Shubao, the queen of Chen during the Northern and Southern Dynasties! ] 】

[Because it is not a unified dynasty, let's first briefly introduce the Northern and Southern Dynasties. 】

[The so-called Northern and Southern Dynasties are a collective term for the Southern and Northern Dynasties, and the approximate starting time is from 386 AD to 589 AD. 】

[The Southern Dynasties were Liu Song, Xiao Qi, Xiao Liang, and Nan Chen; The Northern Dynasties were the Northern Wei, Eastern Wei, Western Wei, Northern Qi, and Northern Zhou. 】

[Does it feel a little messy and can't remember? 】

[If you look at these dynasties as companies, they belong to bad companies that have no performance outside and know that they engage in infighting all day long! ] Today you kill me, tomorrow I kill you; Today it was the younger brother who killed the elder brother, and tomorrow it was the nephew who killed the uncle. 】

[And Chen Shubao grew up in such an environment. 】

[According to the theory that the environment shapes character, under the influence of this deceitful atmosphere, even if Chen Shubao does not become a black-bellied man, why can't he become stupid and sweet? 】

[I don't know what's going on, Chen Shubao actually fell in love with literature and art! ] 】

[At that time, Emperor Wen of Sui Yang Jian had already seized the throne of his grandson, changed the name of the country to "Sui", and began his process of leveling the four seas, eyeing the tiger, ready to go south to kill Chen Guo at any time. 】

[At this time, whenever you have a snack, you have to think about the soldiers, tidy up the internal affairs, deploy the external defense, don't be stolen by others, right? 】

[What is Chen Shubao doing? 】

[Literature and Art! Must be literary! 】

[You Yang Jian want to get my country, it's okay! ] I only love literature and art! 】

[You Yang Jian made an edict, saying that I have twenty major crimes, and they are still spreading everywhere, trying to shake my military heart, it doesn't matter! ] I only love literature and art! 】

[Why am I so confident?] Because there is a moat of the Yangtze River! 】

[Back then, the three Qi soldiers came, and the Zhou division came again, all of them were defeated and left, how could you Yang Jian and De fly across the moat? 】

[And I heard that your Yang Jian's war horses have died a lot, what a pity! ] When you're defeated, it's all my horses! 】

…… ……

Ten years after the opening of the emperor, Linguang Palace.

Yang Jian, who had completed the unification of the world, looked at Chen Shubao who was sitting in front of him, and asked with a smile: "Is Shubao still so good recently?" ”

Chen Shubao, who was wide and fat, said with a smile: "Not much, not much, just drinking with your children every day!" ”

One stone?

Are you still there?

Yang Jian asked again: "Are you living well in Daxing City?" ”

Chen Shubao smiled again: "Okay, very good!" It's just that he doesn't have an official position, and it's inconvenient to come to the palace to play. Your Majesty, why don't you give me an official position? ”

Want an official position?

This wave of operations completely stunned Yang Jian.

Is this guy brainless?

Your country has been destroyed by me, and you have changed from an emperor to an ordinary official with no powerful position, will you have no resentment?

Or do you want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?

Yang Jian was noncommittal, pointing to the sky: "Let's see?" ”