101 When people work together, they become idiots

"Low EQ: The broadcaster is going to be cold, high EQ: I'm early!"

"Haha, Ye Hao has been fooling around for a while, and he has made up two emperors who are not very famous, it's strange if it's not cool!"

"The Northern and Southern Dynasties and the Five Dynasties, who knows which green onion it is!"

"That's it! And the reason is still far-fetched! ”

Looking at the comments, Ye Hao hurriedly launched a new video.

There's no way, the official is our food and clothing parents, so he can't serve it?

Moreover, in order to increase awareness, Ye Hao didn't dare to play any unpopular, and directly launched a dynasty with a strong sense of existence - the Jin Dynasty, and even launched a world-famous emperor - Sima Zhen, Emperor Hui of the Jin Dynasty.

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[Speaking of Sima Zhen, you may not be very familiar with it. But if you want to talk about an allusion, why not eat minced meat, everyone will suddenly realize:, it's that idiot! 】

[So in this issue, let's break it down, whether Sima Zhen is an idiot or not, and whether he is really incorrigibly stupid. 】

[Sima Zhenhuo is out of the circle, mainly from one thing, a very small and common little thing, disaster relief. 】

[In ancient times, the productive forces were backward, and when encountering major floods and droughts, the people's ability to save themselves was very poor, and the government often needed to organize disaster relief. 】

[Whether a dynasty is clear and suitable for human habitation, and whether it can be timely disaster relief is actually an assessment content. 】

[That year, there was a great famine in the world, and many people were starved to death. It is said that this kind of thing does not need to be asked by the emperor, and all dynasties have their own set of procedures for disaster relief. 】

[But somehow, this matter actually reached Sima Zhen's ears. Sima Zhen used his simple IQ, and after hard thinking and meditation, he uttered the famous saying: The people have no corn to satisfy their hunger, so why not eat minced meat? 】

[God knows, Sima Xin's brain circuit is so strange that he can say such a shocking sentence of ghosts and gods. 】

[But since then, the world's stupidest hat has been firmly buckled on Sima Zhen's head, and no one can snatch it away! ] 】

[But all accomplished emperors are different when they are born, the ancestral tomb shines brightly, cut a white worm, his mother dreamed of the dragon wandering, anyway, how did the fantasy come. 】

[And this one, who was born as an imbecile, was defined as an imbecile! 】

[There are so many people who say it, even his father Sima Yan is beginning to doubt, the queen and I are both dragons and phoenixes among people, how could we give birth to an imbecile? Could it be next door, cough cough, it must be the smear and rumor of other princes' relatives! So, I'm going to put it to the test! 】

in the video.

Sima Yan: "Heartily, there are a few questions here, which are very simple!" If you finish it for your father within three days, your father will be greatly rewarded! ”

Sima Zhen: "Oh. ”

Sima Zhen got his hands on it and saw that this was not a topic for kindergarten at all, but about how to deal with political affairs. What's the matter?

It's better to quickly find a few ministers who are rich and rich to make standard answers, so that I can copy it!

A scumbag, suddenly wrote a standard answer, even a fool knows that you are plagiarizing.

Sima Xin's wife, Jia Nanfeng, who was a little bumpy but very smart, proposed a good way to cheat: put the answer there, let Sima Zhen read it first, and then repeat it in his own words.

Sure enough, experienced people just aren't the same. Such a clever cheating method, even Sima Yan, who is known as a smart and martial artist, didn't see it, and he was very relieved to let Sima Zhen inherit his family business and happily let go.

[However, plagiarism is cool for a while, but it can't be plagiarized all the time. 】

[My father is gone, and my stepmother and aunt are useless, so I can only rely on his smart and virtuous wife, Jia Nanfeng. 】

[Since ancient times, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has been a big problem. Either the east wind overpowers the west wind, or the west wind overpowers the east wind, and there is never a time for peace. 】

[Stepmother is even worse.] 】

[After Jia Nanfeng gained power, he began to act as a prestige, killing the Empress Dowager Yang Zhi, Taifu Yang Jun, Wei General Yang Jue, Prince Taibao Yang Ji, etc., all of which were of the three clans. Kill Sima Liang, Wei Qian and Sima Wei and others, kill the crown prince Sima Shu, and add another handful of firewood to the eight kings in full swing. 】

[The people around me have been almost killed, even if you are a real lack of heart, you should feel that something is wrong, right? ] So, there was the next scene. 】

One summer evening.

Sima Zhen walked to the pond of Hualin Garden, and heard the cry of "lonely widow, lonely widow" from inside, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Are these croaking things for the public or for the private?" ”

An official who accompanied him replied: "In the public field, it is for the public, and in the private field, it is naturally for the sake of the private." ”

After answering, the official did not forget to instruct the others: "Write it down quickly, the emperor does not know who the frog is singing for!" ”

[Not being able to distinguish between rice and wheat and grains is called stupidity, which is the standard for testing wisdom and foolishness in agricultural society; I can't figure out that the human brain computer is backward, which is the standard for detecting wisdom and foolishness in urban society; If high housing prices are a good way to control the population growth of large cities, that is the standard for judging housing prices by vested interest groups. 】

[Under the careful construction of the people around him, Sima Zhen must probably be a faint monarch, and he is the first faint monarch in the world. 】

[But, is this really the case?] 】

In the first year of Yongxing (304), Sima Zhen rose up and led the army to defeat the rebellious Sima Ying.

As a result, wounded, defeated, captured.

The guards all fled, and only Ji Shao (Ji Kang's son) solemnly straightened his crown and stood up to defend the Son of Heaven. But Ji Kang's son was not a peerless general after all, and was soon caught by Sima Ying's sergeant.

Sima Zhen shouted: "This is a loyal minister, don't kill him!" ”

The sergeant replied, "On the orders of the emperor's younger brother (Sima Ying), it's just that he won't hurt His Majesty alone!" The knife fell, Ji Shao's body separated, and blood splashed onto Sima Zhen's clothes.

When the war subsided, the attendants wanted to wash the royal clothes, and Sima Zhen sighed: "This is the blood in the servants, don't wash it away." ”

[This matter, maybe Sima Zhen was frightened, maybe he was so blessed that his soul accidentally had a flash of inspiration and sighed that loyal ministers are rare, but such an emperor who knows how to copy homework, knows how to satirize current affairs, and knows how to imply that everyone is a loyal minister, do you have to say that his IQ is not online, is it a bit far-fetched? 】

Sima Yi: "History is just a little girl who is dressed up by the winners. How can my descendants be an idiot? ”

Sima Yan: "Anchor Mingjian! Heartfelt is not an idiot! ”

Sima Zhen: "Haha! I'm so smart and so deep that I can be discovered by the broadcaster? It's a showdown, I'm wise and foolish! ”

The boasting of these horses is not important, and more people think: It's really been a long time to see, is Sima Zhen actually going to be whitewashed?