105 faint king poisonous woman, on the list together
105 faint king poisonous woman, on the list together
"Jin Dynasty, what a spicy chicken!"
"From the emperor to the minister, there are few good birds!"
"Actually, it's okay, right? You don't think of it as a unified dynasty! ”
"Well, objectively speaking, the Jin Dynasty has actually fallen since the Rebellion of the Eight Kings. The rest of the Eastern Jin Dynasty is just a branch! ”
"Is it polite to say that the branch?"
"Impolite, very impolite!"
"Although the Guozuo of the Eastern Jin Dynasty is a little longer than those small countries established by the Wuhu, the chaos within it, the degree and frequency of the chaos are not much worse than those of the Wuhu!"
"I don't know how the broadcaster will make a judgment, and how will God punish the dead horses?"
"Looking forward to the appearance of heavenly punishment!"
"Looking forward to erasing this dynasty directly!"
"Looking forward to it!"
…… ……
Finally, it's time for the review.
[Although, I really want to wipe out all the emperors of the two Jin Dynasty and define them all as faint monarchs, but because I still have to leave precious places for other faint monarchs, I can only pick the more lame ones from the lame ones, and pull out the shorter ones from the shorter ones. 】
[What a pity, what a pity! 】
Chongzhen: "Those faint kings must be severely punished!" ”
Jiajing: "Kill them!" I'm not happy, and neither can others! The broadcaster must not leave regrets! ”
Zhu Houxi: "You guys, does anyone still remember me?" ”
Yang Guang: "The eldest husband was born in the world, and he should be wanton, how can he be afraid? That's it! ”
Hu Hai: "Hey, try the wheat and try the wheat ......"
Many Simas: "What's the matter?" We don't have a good thing in our house, what's wrong? ”
[Haha, a joke, how can I be willing to define all the fifteen emperors as faint monarchs? Everyone has no hatred and no anger. 】
[Moreover, not everyone is qualified to be the top ten faint kings. 】
[Among the two Jin Dynasty and fifteen emperors, although there are no particularly amazing and brilliant people, there is no shortage of mediocre and conservative kings. In other words, although they are garbage, some of them are recyclable garbage, and they are not completely useless. 】
[It's just because of the constraints of the gate lord clan that they seem to have no sense of existence. 】
[In addition, the emperor of the Jin Dynasty likes to live a short life, and the reign is too short, four years for Emperor Yuan of Jin, three years for Emperor Ming of Jin, two years for Emperor Kang of Jin, two years for Emperor Jianwen of Jin, two years for Emperor Gong of Jin, changing the emperor is like a joke. 】
[The common people finally figured out who the current emperor was, and suddenly found that their knowledge was outdated, and it had become another emperor's other era name! 】
[Therefore, the anchor has thought about it for a long time, and finally wants to give this honor to Emperor Jin Hui, Sima Zhen! ] 】
[Confession: Soft and benevolent people say Hui, love the people and say Hui. 】
[I really don't know who gave Emperor Jin Hui this ironic nickname. Because, does Sima Zhen's actions have a dime to do with benevolence and love for the people? 】
[If you have to say, he loves the people, didn't he let the starving people eat minced meat? Then I don't have anything to say. 】
[His stupidity and his practice of delegating power to his wife Jia Nanfeng have objectively aggravated the suffering of the common people, and they have objectively pushed Huaguo step by step into the abyss. 】
[By the way, it also actually ended the rule of the Sima clan.
[During his reign, the politics collapsed, the economy was depressed, and the military was completely defeated, and the people were struggling to make a living. 】
[All kinds of sins, can they be offset by a sentence of "I am an idiot"? 】
[It's not because he's a fool, many things are beyond his ability, and he must be designated as the first dumb monarch in China! 】
Inventory of the top ten faint monarchs in Huaguo, the sixth place:
Character: Sima Zhen
Politics: ★★★★
Economy: ★★★★
Military: ★★★★
Culture: ★
Reason for being on the list: Emperor Hui's foolishness is unparalleled in ancient and modern times! Fools are in power, misleading the country and the people!
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The first year of Yongping, Luoyang.
Sima Zhen: "Queen, why do you say that this broadcaster says that I am a fool?" Am I really stupid? ”
Jia Nanfeng: "Don't believe other people's nonsense. You're not stupid, you're kind. ”
Sima Zhen: "Mmmmmmmm, I said why I don't eat minced meat because I don't know what the common people eat, and it shouldn't be evidence that I'm a fool." The broadcaster is a bad person! ”
Jia Nanfeng: "You don't have to worry! Although we can't deal with the broadcaster Ye Hao, as long as we kill all the people surnamed Ye in this world, this Ye Hao will become a rootless tree, and it is unknown whether he can talk nonsense in another plane! ”
Sima Zhen: "Ye Hao is a bad guy, let's kill him!" ”
Jia Nanfeng said again: "Moreover, Ye Hao has been scolded by God twice recently, and this time he may be directly overturned by his evaluation!" So, Your Majesty, just rest assured to go to the harem to play! ”
Sima Zhen: "Queen, you are so good to me!" Ay...... Why is the canopy lit up again, and your picture? ”
Sure enough, on the canopy, Jia Nanfeng's flawed, dark and rough broken face behind his eyebrows suddenly appeared, and there were four sentences of fixed poems: What is the desire to kill the aunt and kill the son, and I don't know if I am injured or defeated. The chaos of the Jin Dynasty is in his own hands, and who is to blame for the destruction of his father's family.
Immediately afterwards, Ye Hao's voice also appeared.
[After finishing talking about Sima Zhen, how can you not talk about his guide, the good queen Jia Nanfeng? ] 】
[According to historical records, Jia Nanfeng is ugly and short, and he is cunning by nature, and I personally feel that there is an element of smearing. The Sima family is not unable to afford the bride price, and the Jia family is not the only high-ranking family to choose from, so they should not find a too ugly daughter-in-law for their family. 】
[Moreover, Jia Nanfeng is not particularly stupid, and it is still helpful to Sima Zhen. 】
[For example, as we said earlier, Sima Zhen relied on plagiarism to cope with the exam, which fully shows that Jia Nanfeng has a certain mind and can solve some problems. 】
[So, why did Jia Nanfeng become a typical negative character in the harem chaos, and was dissed by others? 】
In 272 AD, Jia Nanfeng was officially canonized as the crown princess.
Sima Zhen: "I don't want it!" I'm going to marry her sister! She's not good-looking! ”
Sima Yan: "Red face and trouble, ugly looks, rest assured!" ”
Sima Zhen: "Oh. But I don't want to sleep with Jia Nanfeng, can I? ”
Jia Nanfeng: "Who dare me?" If the other bewitching sluts are pregnant, I'll cut open their bellies with a knife! ”
Sima Zhen: "Jia Nanfeng is a bad person!" I'm going to abolish her! ”
Queen Mother Yang Zhi: "My son is well-behaved, whoever is a wife is the same." Wouldn't it be nice to have a capable wife to take care of things for you! ”
Sima Zhen: "Oh. ”
In 290 AD, Sima Yan died, Sima Zhen succeeded to the throne as emperor, and Jia Nanfeng was named queen.
Jia Nanfeng: "Empress Dowager Yang Zhi and her uncle Yang Jun rebelled, give me to destroy his three clans!" ”
Jia Nanfeng: "The mourning family's chest hurts, the imperial doctor ordered Cheng Zhi, can you take a look?" Take a closer look! ”
Jia Nanfeng: "Then who, do you look good at the clothes of the mourning family?" The inside is even better, do you want to see it? ”
In 299 AD, Jia Nanfeng pretended to have a pregnant child during Emperor Wu's funeral, but did not announce it to the public because of the secrecy.
Jia Nanfeng: "I don't have a son, sister, I like your son Han Weizu very much, can you give it to me, I'll make him the prince!" ”
Sima Xin's sister-in-law Jia Wu: "Okay, good!" It's just that now there's a prince, it's a hindrance! ”
Jia Nanfeng: "It's okay! Look at my clever plan! ”
So, Jia Nanfeng forcibly drunk the prince Sima Shu and asked him to write in a drunken daze: "Your Majesty should be self-conscious, not self-conscious, I should be involved." The middle palace should be quick again, not self-conscious, I will take it. And with Concubine Xie, two shots at the moment, do not hesitate, so as to cause trouble. Ru Mao drank blood under Sanchen, and the emperor Xu should sweep away the troubles, establish Daowen as the king, and Jiang as the master. Wish, when the three sacrifices to the north monarch. ”
Sima Zhen: "Why is there any trace of alteration in this character?" It won't be the queen, you changed it, right? ”
Jia Nanfeng: "How can it?" Isn't it normal for someone who has drunk too much to have a typo? This is all really well-founded, hurry up and do it! ”
Sima Zhen: "Oh. ”
In 300 A.D., Jia Nanfeng ordered the imperial physician to order Cheng to bring poison, and ordered Sun Shu of the Huangmen to poison Sima Shu, but Sima Shu refused to take it, and Sun Shu finally killed Sima Shu with a medicine pestle.
The following month, Sima Jian arrested Jia Nanfeng.
Jia Nanfeng: "Your Majesty, you watched your wife let the family be abolished, didn't you abolish Your Majesty himself in the end?" ”
Sima Zhen: "Oh. ”
Jia Nanfeng: "Who is the upriser?" ”
Sima Jian did not shy away from it, and replied: "It's King Zhao and King Liang." ”
Jia Nanfeng: "The dog should be tied to the neck, but I deserve to be tied to its tail." I just hated that I didn't kill these two old dogs first, but they bit them. ”
Soon, Sima Lun entered the palace and poisoned Jia Nanfeng.