112 Three lives and three lives, life and life
112 Three lives and three lives, life and life
Seeing Ye Hao very unskilled in advertising, everyone was happy.
"You can pull it down, don't you know that Liu Chang has 'wanted to practice divine skills'? Liu Hong doesn't even have a chance to be a member, and he still uses you to punish him? ”
"Hao Hao drank too much, right?"
"Like, what's all this confusion about?"
"Boss, add a plate of peanuts to Haohao, count it in mine!"
"Plus two big waists! Credited to that buddy above! ”
"Doesn't anyone care about Dong Zhuo? This guy seems to be quite aggrieved. ”
"You also know that he seems to be wronged, that is, he is not wronged! In that case, why don't we wait for the broadcaster to continue spraying? ”
"What is called squirting, that is called seeking truth from facts - although with a bit of personal emotion."
"You're really a high-class black!"
…… ……
Although Liu Hong has been grayed, the process that should be taken still has to be followed.
In life, you always need a sense of ritual.
If Liu Hong and Dong Zhuo are not nailed to the pillar of shame in history, how can they be worthy of their great achievements?
[Liu Hong, this guy is not quite the same as Sima Zhen's complete stupidity. 】
[He was able to survive the treacherous situation in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, and he could still live until he died, I have to say that he still has some means. 】
[I'd rather be a peace dog than a troubled world!] 】
[In those years, it would be good to be alive, let alone be a prestige - for the specific situation, please refer to the fate of his two sons. 】
[But Liu Hong's extremely insecure mentality made him constantly change the objects he relied on. Today's relatives, tomorrow's eunuchs, and the day after tomorrow's warlords. 】
[There's nothing wrong with believing in others, but do you see if there is a reliable one of these people? 】
[Eunuchs are born with bugs and are unreliable. 】
[Relatives? has always been a second choice for usurping the throne, and it is even more unreliable. 】
[Who is the first choice?] Of course, those dear uncles and brothers, warlords and princes! 】
[The lesser of two evils, Liu Hong chose eunuchs who were less threatening and easier to control most of the time. But eunuchs need to be dependent on imperial power in order to function, and they have no foundation in themselves. 】
[When it's nothing big, it's okay to jump twice.] Once the anger of relatives and nobles is aroused, they immediately have to call their masters for support. 】
[The question is, the master is a toothless dog, how can he support the dog's legs? 】
[As a result, the eunuchs made one after another, causing turmoil in the court, triggering a civil uprising, a rebellion by relatives, and a division of warlords. 】
[This is the truth of the chaos of the Ten Standing Servants, and it is also the reason why those eunuchs who have been in trouble for a while are said to be sinners for the ages, but they can be quickly extinguished. 】
[The sin of the Spirit Emperor is absurd, in the defeat of morality, in the stupidity, in the disrespect of the people. 】
[During his reign, treachery was rampant, politics was rotten, the economy collapsed, wars continued, and the people were struggling to survive! Not only did he not reflect on the causes of the turmoil during Emperor Huan's time, but he intensified it and went further than his predecessors! 】
[What's even more incomprehensible is Liu Hong's arrangement for the future. 】
[The eunuch was useless, so he pinned his hopes on his relatives - from the queen's family to the queen mother's Dong family. Although the Dong family is not a top gate valve, it is better than He Jin, who was born in killing pigs, right? 】
[At the same time, Liu Hong once again set his sights on the eunuchs, a good partner of the imperial power, authorized Jian Shuo to form the Xiyuan Army, and wishful thinking put Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and other children of the family to serve in it. 】
[Perhaps, in his simple IQ, this can balance the forces of all parties, and let his son Liu Bian'an be the emperor in peace, right? ] 】
[However, if you let a group of wolves guard a little sheep, can it end well?] 】
[Finally, in his repeated horizontal jumps, the Han Dynasty, which lasted for more than 400 years, the country that was determined as the ethnic name by the main ethnic group of China, and the dynasty that created countless glories, completely collapsed and came to an end! 】
[Every time I think about it, how can I not let people sigh, how can I not let people scold Liu Hong: You are a faint dog! ] 】
Inventory of the top ten faint monarchs in China, the fifth place:
Character: Liu Hong
Nickname: Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty
Politics: ★★★★
Economy: ★★★★
Military: ★★★★
Culture: ★★
Reason for listing:
The knight's uniform is rampant, the official is bribed, he is on the side, and he is blunt; The traitorous male swarms, when the guard is bad, the Yi Di invades, and the thieves are boiling.
…… ……
The list was launched, and without waiting for the platform to confirm, Ye Hao then evaluated the traitors.
[Looking at the history books, such an era of traitors as the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty can almost be called unique! 】
[The Ten Standing Attendants, He Jin, Dong Zhuo, and the rising star Yuan Shao and others have all made their own unique "contributions" to creating turmoil and harming the people! 】
[But the Ten Standing Servants are just a toothless dog raised by Liu Hong, and slaughtering it is like killing a dog's ear; He Jin, just a butcher, can also be easily removed. 】
[Those careerists led by Yuan Shao, in the era of competing heroes, it is actually difficult to define right and wrong. 】
[If we are not die-hard loyalists of the Han Dynasty, I am afraid we can only scold: these heroes only think about their own power, and ignore the people of Limin! It's not a good bird! 】
[Otherwise, I'm afraid it's hard to say anything. 】
[But, Dong Zhuo, it's different! ] 】
[Chen Shou said: Dong Zhuo is a wolf and a thief, tyrannical and unkind, since the deed has come, there is nothing to be done! 】
[Wang Yun said: Zhuo, the great thief of the country, killing the lord and the remnants of the ministers, heaven and earth are not good, and people and gods are the same disease! 】
[Su Shi said: There is no need to be afraid of thick armor in the clothes, and the gold in the dock is enough to retreat; After all, who is a hero, the umbilical fat self-shine does not need a lamp. 】
[The so-called no-lamp here is a legend: after Dong Zhuo's death, he was violently corpsed in Dongshi, and the corpse keeper inserted the lit twist into Dong Zhuo's navel and lit the sky lantern. Because Dong Zhuo is fat and thick, "the light reaches the dawn, and it is like accumulating the sun". 】
[But I don't know, does Dong Zhuoquan know? ] Is the body warm? Maybe you won't feel empty, lonely and cold anymore, right? 】
[Really:
Dong Zhuo moved the capital to the Han Emperor and was worried, and the creatures were rolling in the barren hills.
The bones and tendons of the dog's bones are still moving, and the blood of the black peck skeleton is still flowing.
Yiwu chases the soul with Li Su, and the palace gate has Wen Hou.
The traitorous male has died under the spear, and he has not stopped scolding until now. 】
Inventory of the top ten faint kings and traitors in China, the sixth place:
Character: Dong Zhuo
General Comments:
the rebellion of Xiqiang, the crisis of the Central Plains; Open the situation of the troubled times and enlighten the ambition of the heroes.
The bamboo of the South Mountain, the book crime is not endless; Break the waves of the East China Sea, and the evil is inexhaustible!
…… ……
Immediately, the sky lit up, and the grand voice sounded coldly: "Recommended by the broadcaster Ye Hao, certified by the platform, and approved by the alliance, it is confirmed that Liu Hong is the fifth of the top ten faint monarchs in China!" Confirm that Dong Zhuo is the fifth traitor! ”
"Special, down the punishment!"
"Liu Hong is despicable, virtuous and talentless, incorruptible and shameless, unworthy of being a king, unworthy of being a man!"
"Punishment, Liu Hong is a toilet rat, three lives and three lives!"
"Dong Zhuo has lost his conscience and has no humanity, and he is the culprit who opened the troubled times of China for hundreds of years!"
"Punishment, Dong Zhuo is a wild boar to remove his minions, three lives and three lives!"
"The alliance specially asked me to convey a sentence to the two of you."
Hearing this, Liu Hong and Dong Zhuo, who were already trembling, for fear that the punishment of heaven would come at any time, suddenly had a glimmer of hope.
Liu Hong: Could it be that it was the two Ming monarchs, Gaozu and Emperor Wu, who interceded for me? Emperor Wu is ranked higher than Zhu Yuanzhang, so he should be able to give me some luck and longevity, right?
If that's the case, give me a few decades of life, and I might be able to revitalize the Han family, right?
Even if you have to endure the pain of 10,000 arrows piercing your heart every day, it is better than being a toilet rat!
Toilet rats, just think about it...... Vomit......
Dong Zhuo: Actually, everyone is just as bad, why did you single me out? This must be the alliance discovering the streamer's omission and preparing to change my ranking, right?
If that's the case, I'll kill a few fewer people in the future, and I'll be doing good deeds.
After these two guys had enough drama, the platform said quietly: "The alliance said, three lives and three lives, life and life!" ”