120 Cuckoo cries blood, Snow Elf

120 Cuckoo cries blood, Snow Elf

What is the difference between the punishment for third and fourth place?

What is the so-called surprise of the platform?

But either way, these two are dead!

The difference, perhaps, is only in how he died?

In anticipation, the cold voice came again: "Recommended by the broadcaster Ye Hao, elected by the public, and certified by the alliance, it is determined that Zhao Ji is the fourth among the top ten faint monarchs in China, and Zhao Gou is the third among the top ten faint monarchs in China!" ”

"Special, down the punishment!"

"Zhao Ji, who is extremely smart, ignores national affairs and the lives of the people, and finally causes the shame of Jingkang, bringing endless disasters to the Chinese people in China, and becoming a rare shame in the history of China!"

"Therefore, punish him for life and life as a cuckoo, his wisdom will not be extinguished, his memory will not disappear, he will sing endlessly, and he will cry blood endlessly, so as to atone for his sins!"

Oh, it's the cuckoo.

Seeing Zhao Ji's punishment, everyone was both expected and a little dissatisfied.

Compared with Sima Xin's toilet rats, it seems to be a little lighter, at least the living conditions of the cuckoo are much better and cleaner.

I thought about it, but I was relieved.

Crying blood, you also need to keep singing and flattering, isn't it just right to give full play to Zhao Ji's strengths and let him show his talents?

I just don't know, is Zhao Ji willing?

"I do! I do! ”

I don't know when this cry of blood will end, but being able to fly freely, hungry for wild fruits, and thirsty for mountain springs is a kind of happiness, right?

What's more, can you still get rid of the cage of the Five Kingdoms City?

In Zhao Ji's opinion, this punishment is called punishment, but it is actually a reward!

"As you wish!" The platform snorted coldly, and a dazzling light shone into Zhao Ji's residence in the Five Kingdoms City.

Immediately, the cries of "coo" and "coo" sounded, and there was even a trace of it, pleasant?

However, no matter how pleasant and beautiful the singing voice is, if the singer keeps singing all the time, can it still be so beautiful?

Coo, coo, coo......

Mutter...... Goo, goo...... Mutter......

Mutter...... Ahem, ahem, ahem......

Even if Zhao Ji's throat was hoarse and bleeding, he still couldn't suppress the urge to sing a song deep in his heart!

The urge to coo a few times is like a curse of the devil, like a maggot on the tarsal bone, which cannot be shaken off and cannot be resisted.

Burst......

The cuckoo that Zhao Ji turned into finally spurted out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground.

The gold lord let out a sigh of relief: "What is this?" It scared the hell out of me. It's a good thing this guy doesn't sing, otherwise ......"

Before he finished speaking, the bird that had just breathed his last breath came back to life, and continued to sing "coo" and "coo", and then vomited blood and died again, and then came back to life and sang happily......

Wan Yanliang looked up to the sky and sighed: "I'm God, who are you punishing?" We don't dare to raise such a mourning bird! ”

Later, this kind of bird, which has been chirping until death but can be resurrected instantly, has a beautiful name because of persistence and unswerving to death, lovebird.

Don't believe me, listen, what bird is parked in the tree? Coo, coo......

This is a later story, so I won't mention it for the time being.

Let's see that the platform continues to announce the punishment of Zhao Gou.

"Zhao Gou, afraid of the enemy like a tiger, cunning like a fox, ruthless like a wolf, although he has a small merit, but he intends to decorate the wrong, but the power of heaven is like a furnace in the hearts of the people, under the clear destiny of heaven, let you be the king of a generation, you can't escape the punishment of heaven and the people!"

Just when everyone was looking forward to the announcement of the punishment on the platform, the platform's painting style suddenly changed and changed to a popular science channel: "In the northwest of China, there is a vast plateau, known as Siberia. It is covered with ice and snow all year round, everything is withered, and people are inaccessible.

"On this plateau, there is a huge ice cave, known as the eye of the storm. Most of the cold snaps and cold winds from the northwest of China come from this eye of the storm. The vast number of people in the north have suffered for a long time!

"Why the nomads became a lingering nightmare for the Central Plains Dynasty, the cold weather, the meager income, and the snowstorms that often lasted for months were all important reasons why they were forced to move south.

"So, the northern nomads have always longed for a great hero who can save the planet and save them from the worst of their lives, as Western mythology does.

"However, only extraordinary people can do extraordinary things, and it is so difficult to want a big hero with courage, courage and insight!

"Fortunately, God gave us a good choice, and that is Zhao Gou!

"Zhao Gou not only has extraordinary insight and wise mind, but also has a deep relationship with the Jin people, I think he will be able to undertake this difficult task and contribute to the Jin people, right?

"As for experiencing the tragic situation of the clan and the people who were captured and went north, it is all in the title, and I will not repeat it."

Zhao Gou screamed: "I don't want to!" ”

What big hero?

What eye of the storm?

You think I don't know, you just want to throw me in the snow and freeze me to death!

Platform: "I can't help you! ”

In the blink of an eye, Zhao Gou was teleported to a bottomless, endless cold black hole.

The black hole is not big, but it is like a forest hell, which is daunting.

The platform continued: "Zhao Gou, have you seen this black hole? All you have to do is pick up a rock and throw it in every day, and one day you will be able to fill it. Then you will be able to complete your troubles and be cleansed of your sins and be freed. ”

Zhao Gou: "Really...... True...... Target? ”

The reason why I stammered was not because I was excited or scared or anything, but because this place was so cold!

Platform: "Tong Suo is not bullied! ”

Zhao Gou nodded, picked up a small pebble, and tentatively threw it into the black hole.

Call!

A gust of wind blew, and the pebbles were blown away without a trace.

Too small? I'm trying to make a big block!

Call!

A greater gust of wind blew, and the big stones were blown away without a trace.

"Are you playing with people?" Zhao Gou was furious.

The platform is very sincere: "Yes! ”

"Done! Count you ruthless! ”

Zhao Gou gritted his teeth and nodded, and stopped doing those useless work.

Aren't you going to play me to death?

Come on!

It's just this cold and snowy, no food, no drink and no clothing, and I will die of hunger in half a day, see how you still play?

"How could I be willing to let you die?"

The platform gave Zhao Gou an idea very intimately: "Have you seen this endless snowfield?" Tell you that snow can not only be eaten, but also made into ice clothes to wear. Of course, it is impossible to build an igloo to protect against the cold. ”

"Why?"

"Because I won't allow it!"

"I'd rather starve to death than be at your mercy!"

"Huh. When you're hungry and your stomach is burning like a fire, you know how wonderful snow tastes! Zhao Gou, experience your life in the snow country! ”

The platform is no longer silent, but the picture continues.

On the first day, Zhao Gou "did not eat Zhou Su", insisted, insisted......

I couldn't hold on, and Zhao Gou arched into the snowdrift like a cute little maggot.

Looking left and right, as if to make sure that no one saw him, he grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it into his mouth, which was surprisingly delicious.

The taste, like jade liquid, like elixir, makes people have an endless aftertaste.

However, in the next second, Zhao Gou seemed to go crazy, jumping out of the snowdrift and grabbing stones and throwing them into the black hole......

When he was tired, he grabbed a handful of snow and chewed it twice, and continued to do his great business of "Jingwei reclamation".

…… ……

Mercury.

Ye Hao sincerely admired: "The elves of the snow country are really beautiful!" ”

"Hao Hao, are you going to start counting the second place of the faint monarch next? I'm looking forward to it! "Qi Yi, the guy who has no artistic bacteria, is still urging changes.

"No hurry! Not yet? ”

"Why?"

"Speaking of the Song Dynasty, how can you not mention Cai Jing and Qin Hui, who have been around for centuries?"

"It's just two traitors, how can there be a pleasure in punishing those faint kings! Don't look! ”

"These two are not ordinary traitors!"