This is a bit of a special requirement.

But this is also the best solution that Zhang Wensi came up with after thinking about it and combining it with the actual situation.

The ghost is most afraid of a woman's pants, and if you cover your head, you will never be born.

And whether it is the authentic Xuanmen or the evil demons, what is most afraid is the blood that women shed every month, this blood is filthy and can break ten thousand laws.

So it seems that Zhang Wen is playing hooligans, but in fact, he has found a group of helpers who can fight ghosts with their bare hands.

For example, the Buddha statue in the temple, the yellow charm in the Taoist temple, in the current situation, it is not easy to use, the gods of the underworld, and the gods and Buddhas in the temple are all wearing a pair of pants, ask them to help, that is to throw themselves into the net!

Zhang Wen still plans to live for two more years, so he can only deal with it by himself, and in the end, this slightly disgusting method is also the most victorious and effective method he can think of.

"Listen to the masters! Everyone has a big red envelope! ”

Twelve young people began to spend a lot of money to stir up the atmosphere, and it would not work if he didn't stir up the atmosphere, and he couldn't watch Zhang Wen say such hooligan words, but no one answered, he really couldn't get off the stage.

Masters have their own intentions in doing things, although the intentions of this master are really perverted.

Hearing the guarantee of the twelve, the women's eyes lit up.

Most of the women in this are Qinglou women, after all, ordinary women are not willing to show up for money, come to the Chen Mansion, the reputation of Chen Zhenbang, the twelve young Chen of the Chen family, is not very good.

It is rumored that he is going to die or live for a prostitute in Shek Tong Tsui.

As soon as the words fell, the wind suddenly rose.

Hiding for several years, Zhang Wen already has a countermeasure to these yin ghosts and immortals, of course, the reason why he was able to successfully dodge was because of one of the magic weapons he had obtained by signing in in the past few years.

"Hidden jade pendant (high-grade magic weapon), evaluation: There is no trace, and it is difficult to find gods and ghosts."

It was this talisman that allowed Zhang Wen to successfully avoid the many ghosts that came after him and lurked calmly.

In the face of true ghosts and gods with magic weapons such as the Book of Life and Death, they can't escape, but in the face of lonely ghosts and wild ghosts, supernumerary ghosts, unless Zhang Wen deliberately dangles in front of them, otherwise, it is really no problem.

Outside the gate of Chen's mansion, a gust of wind blew.

The two guards at the door rubbed their arms: "Why is it so cold!" ”

It's still summer, and it's a little colder at night, but it's not so cold as it gets.

In front of the two of them, a group of "people" wearing soap coats, with pale faces and bright blush on their cheeks, stood straight at the door, looking at the gate of the Chen Mansion with blank eyes.

The leaders are a fat and a thin two, with a chain around their necks and a lock behind their backs.

The thin man's tongue drooped and he couldn't close his mouth when he spoke.

"Is this it?"

"Well, it's been four months, and it's finally showing up!"

"Do you want to inform Master?"

"Hehe, I've already informed the master."

The gate of Chen's mansion suddenly opened, the Chen family was twelve, Chen Zhenbang walked to the door, he trembled and glanced out, it was empty outside, but for some reason, the air outside the gate was colder than the courtyard, and it was biting cold!

"Master Zhang said, since you have arrived, please talk inside."

The gatekeeper swept the empty eyes.

"Young Master...... Nobody. ”

The other person also nodded: "Yes, young master, I didn't see anyone, are you too drunk?" ”

"Of course there are no more people, but!" Twelve less than one trembled, but he didn't dare to continue, it was difficult to tell them that there were no people, but there were ghosts!

"You two, come with me to the backyard to help!"

"Young master, we still have to watch the gate."

"I'm the young master, you're the young master, let you come in, you will come in!"

"Yes, young master"

The two nursing homes obediently followed Chen Zhenbang into the door.

The fat guy with the chains wiped his saliva.

The thin man hanged the ghost reminded: "This matter has been reported to the judge, except for that monk, if there is one more innocent person who dies, we have to fill it with our lives!" I advise you to be honest. ”

The fat ghost snorted unhappily: "We've been chasing for so many years, and we've done it in vain?" ”

"Didn't you already be exempted from thirty years of hard labor?" A voice came from behind, the man was not tall enough, dressed as a scribe, holding a book in his left hand with the words "life and death" written on it, and a brush in his right hand.

"Do you want this seat to send you back to the eighteenth layer of hell again to loosen your muscles?"

"Don't, master, don't be kidding!" The fat ghost came to the master's side and flattered: "The little ghost can do things for you, it is a great kindness to the sky, when you become a judge, don't forget to promote the little ghost." ”

The master nodded very helpfully.

But he said: "The judge is not what you said, this is the title of the king of Yama, you can't talk nonsense!" ”

"Yes, yes, the little ghost was careless for a while, and he said what was in his heart, so he must pay attention in the future." The fat ghost said hurriedly.

The hanged ghost on the side glanced at the fat ghost with disdain.

Ghost immortals, unless they commit heinous crimes and are heinous, otherwise the underworld will be dominated by Zhao'an, and the ghost immortals are enough to dominate the ghosts in a region.

Cultivating to the realm of ghosts and immortals, in addition to using great merit during his lifetime, or having a nickname after the death of a general during his lifetime, he directly became a ghost immortal, otherwise, even if he started as a red-clothed ghost, he would have to be at least a thousand years!

can cultivate to the realm of ghosts and immortals, and everyone is very arrogant in their bones.

So the hanged ghost looks down on the fat ghost very much.

"Hmm" the master nodded, what he liked most was that others called him judge, every time someone called him that, it would make him flutter.

"This matter has been delayed for too long, and I don't know what happened to the Jizo King Bodhisattva recently, and the judge has already issued an order, ordering me not to delay any longer, and I must take Zhang Wen's soul today! Send him to the temple for trial! ”

Left and right responded in unison: "Yes!" ”

The gate of Chen's Mansion was suddenly slammed open, and the wind was like an ice knife in the northern winter, swishing into his clothes.

Zhang Wen opened his eyes suddenly.

Shouted: "Fight! ”

Under the pressure of Chen Zhenbang's money, this group of women has long been not afraid of the cold, and they dragged the strips of cloth one by one, their eyes widened.

The ghost fairy who had just entered the door, before he could react, was smashed by a group of women holding a menstrual belt and covering his face.

"Oh no, it's blood!"

A few little ghosts following behind, their bodies flickered, and they were about to be scattered!

Zhang Wen immediately struck.

Four or five magic weapons roared and smashed out, these were all obtained by him when he signed in, and the high-grade magic weapons were useless to deal with ghosts and immortals, but to kill some little ghosts, the consumption was the lowest, and it was best to use.

The fat ghost opened his mouth, and just wanted to vomit the yin wind, but by chance he was pumped a mouthful of dirty blood, and no matter how great his ability was, he couldn't show it at the moment.

A flash of fire came in, like a crocodile opening its mouth and biting down on the fat ghost fairy.

"Samadhi is really hot!" The fat ghost was shocked, he was powerless to dodge, he could only watch himself being swallowed.

"Humph!"

With a cold snort, a brush poked out and instantly burst the fireball.

"Fire!!"

The women who were playing excitedly, seeing Zhang Wen casually throwing out a firelight, immediately sobered up, and when they didn't see the momentum of Sanniang who was desperate just now, they shrank their necks one by one, turned their heads and ran.

"It's the pen again!"

Zhang Wen's expression was solemn, the master on the other side was on par with himself, if he didn't have a judge's pen, he would have too many ways to beat his soul away, but with that pen, Zhang Wen was not his enemy!

"Come and see this pen!"

The master's pen poked forward again, and the wind surged in an instant.

"It's up to you to do it!"

Zhang Wen raised his hand and threw out a paper figure, on which was pasted a yellow paper symbol, on which Zhang Wen's name and birth date were written.

The master didn't care at all, no matter what Zhang Wen threw over, under his own stroke, there was only a dead end.

The paper figure flashed, and turned into another Zhang Wen!

The paper man Zhang Wen took the initiative to pounce on the judge's pen.

At the beginning, the judge's pen was able to crush Zhang Wen to death, but now that Zhang Wen has returned to the later stage, with the judge's pen, he can only seriously injure him.

"Incarnation (high-grade magic weapon), evaluation: In addition to being a great waste of mana, there are almost no shortcomings."

What's more, it's a waste of mana, Zhang Wen's 100,000 mana in the late stage of returning to the void has evaporated more than 10,000 in the blink of an eye!

Twenty thousand, thirty thousand, forty thousand, fifty thousand!

However, the paper man successfully blocked the master's stroke.

Without the threat of the judge's pen, Zhang Wen easily rushed to the master, pinched his neck with one hand, and lifted the five-short master up.

"Rope Bundle"

A hemp rope appeared out of thin air, and the live snake automatically climbed onto the master's body and tied it.

"Tie the fairy rope (high-grade magic weapon), evaluation: length can be tied, size can be tied"

"Ah Ren, be merciful!"

A familiar voice came, Zhang Wen turned his head, and saw that he was still dressed before his death, wearing a coarse cloth gown and a small hair, floating from a distance.

Although he has become a ghost, Mao Xiaofang does not have a gloomy aura on his body, but is more serious and powerful.

Compared with the deliberately carved deities in the temple, its majesty is not much inferior.

"Chief Mao?" Zhang Wen was surprised.

Unexpectedly, there would be old people meeting at this time.

Mao Xiaofang landed not far away, and said nervously: "Ah Ren, he is the master under the judge, he can't be killed!" ”

The master was captured by Zhang Wen, and he was locked with mana by the immortal rope, and he also became honest.

"Yes, I'm the master under the judge, we had a misunderstanding before, Zhang Wen! You can't kill me, lest you make a mistake again and again! As long as you let me go, and then follow me to the underworld, there will be a judge and the king of Hades to judge the case, and it will be dealt with impartially! ”

The master also tried in vain to say that Zhang Wen should not make mistakes.

Now I am a fish and a sword, and I must not provoke the other party at will!

It's a pity that the master's words sounded like a fart to Zhang Wen, and the judge and the king of Hades wore a pair of pants, and he went back to the underworld, which was no different from sending him to death directly, and it was estimated that he would not have a chance to be reincarnated again.

With the arrest of the master, the judge's pen also fell into the hands of Zhang Wen's paper man avatar.

As long as the mana is not exhausted, the paper man incarnation will always exist, although this is a mana-swallowing monster, it has the same combat power as Zhang Wen, but unfortunately it is a one-time prop.

The paper figure incarnated with a judge's pen in his hand, standing to the side, and the fat ghost and the thin ghost did not dare to move.

Before the battle began, the head of his own family was captured, and he couldn't fight if he wanted to.

Mao Xiaofang said: "I have heard about you a long time ago, but I reported this to the king of Hades some time ago, but the king of Hades has not responded until the king of Jizo has sent a decree. ”

Mao Xiaofang's words revealed a message on the side, at this time, the underworld may have an irreconcilable internal conflict.

The king of Jizo passed the decree and bypassed the king of Hades.

Even if Hades did not give the order to arrest Zhang Wen, the judge's actions inevitably could not bypass Hades, indicating that Hades acquiesced to the judge's actions.

But the king of Jizo asked Mao Xiaofang to come to Zhang Wen.

It seems to be a clash of rights.

"The decree of the King of Jizo?"

"The decree of the King of Jizo!" Mao Xiaofang nodded and said: "Zhang Wen has become an immortal, and the matter of stealing Yangshou is also nonsense, it is the judge's negligence, this time Mao Xiaofang and black and white impermanence are specially dispatched to recall all ghosts and immortals, no need to disturb the ghosts and immortals, otherwise they will enter the infernal hell and never be reborn!" ”

Mao Xiaofang looked at Zhang Wen and said: "Ah Ren, I don't know why the King of Jizo pays attention to you, but you'd better not do it, although the King of Jizo said that the ghost who chased and killed you before was destined for life and death, but after all, I have already recited the decree of Jizo, and it will be very troublesome for you to do it again." ”

"Trouble?"

Zhang Wen's heart moved, because Mao Xiaofang transmitted the voice, and there was only one word.

Kill!

looked at the black and white impermanence, and found that the black and white impermanence had already walked towards the fat and thin ghosts with the lockbox, and he didn't care about his side at all, or deliberately avoided it.

He turned his head to look at the master, who knew that he had saved his life, and then looked at Zhang Wen's eyes with hatred.

In the master's opinion, if the master wants to kill you, you will be punished obediently, so why struggle.

He had even thought of a way to deal with Zhang Wen in the future.

"With the King of Jizo covering you, I can't move you, but those relatives of yours, don't want to be reincarnated as a human!"

In that case, then kill!

Zhang Wen opened his mouth and spat out.

The samadhi true fire burned on the master's face at zero distance.

The master, who had no power to resist, instantly turned into ashes, and his soul was scattered.

"+80000 XP"

His body shook, and he knew that he had joined the way!

"Ah, alas, this is trouble." Mao Xiaofang sighed.

Zhang Wen said secretly in his heart: "Didn't you just remind me to kill him, why is it still trouble." ”

But the scene still has to say: "He and I have a personal enmity, and he will not die!" Daoist Mao, please take me back to the Netherworld and wait for the fate of the King of Jizo! ”

"Hey!" Bai Wuchang spoke: "Little Brother Zhang is wrong, you just killed the master, and only then did you receive the decree of the King of Jizo, didn't the decree say that you killed the ghost, and the King of Jizo will not pursue it." ”

Hei Wuchang didn't speak, but nodded.

"Is that so?" Zhang Wen looked at the fat and thin ghosts.

The two ghosts hurriedly nodded: "Yes, that's it!" What the little ghost sees with his own eyes, if there is half a lie, he will definitely be scattered and will never be reborn! ”

Just kidding, the King of Jizo is covered, and there is black and white impermanence to help perjury, how dare they tell the truth.

At the same time, the two ghosts complained bitterly in their hearts: "Your old man has this background, this relationship, why don't you find out, but you are willing to be hunted down by us for so many years!" ”

"Ashino, I'm going back to King Jizo to resume my life, and there will be a period later."

"Mao Daochang, go slowly!"

In the blink of an eye, the ghost vanished.

The whole battle turned anticlimactic.

Zhang Wen wondered in his heart: "Why did the King of Jizo help me?" We don't seem to know each other very well, and ...... How did Mao Xiaofang learn badly, and he actually opened his eyes and said nonsense. ”

"It seems that the underworld is really in chaos......"

Whoever can be the master of the underworld in the end depends on whose fist is bigger.

Early morning.

Zhang Wen said goodbye to Chen Zhenbang's retention and walked on the street.

The crowd is even more crowded and noisy than it was a few years ago.

"Sir, your barbecued pork bun."

"Thank you"

Zhang Wen took the two barbecued pork buns wrapped in oiled paper, a mouthful of steamed buns, and walked towards the Taoist hall while walking.

"Collect ...... Follower? ”

Passing by a small advertisement on the wall caught Zhang Wen's attention.

"Wing Chun Ip Man Accepts Apprentices"

"Ip Man!"

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