Mental hospitals have a unique place, in society, even in schools, people wear masks, prisons, detention centers also wear masks, only mental hospitals do not wear masks, if you are in the mood, you can completely let go of the original self and be happy wantonly, because you don't have to guard against anyone. I once told my mom that it was the place where I had the most fun and laughed the most, and I wanted to go there.

There was a person like Zhang Yimou, I was standing in front of the window with him, and I saw a woman on the road, and I said, "He is Zhang Yimou, quickly find him to sign it." The woman said, "Why don't you ask him for a sign?" I said, "I'm a lot bigger than him." ”

Once I was standing in front of the window, and a woman was passing by, dressed in red, in her 30s, very beautiful. I shouted to her: "Xiaohong, don't think that if you wear red clothes, I don't know you, you are my wife." She should have thought my words were particularly interesting, and immediately repeated them to passers-by: "He said: "Xiaohong, don't think that if you wear red clothes, I don't know you, you are my wife." He smiled and bent over as he spoke.

There was a woman who sold newspapers, and once I stood in front of the window and called out to her, "Newspaper sellers." "She thought I was going to buy a newspaper, so she came. I said, "Super your mother." She found out that she had been fooled and immediately scolded back.

Next door to our ward is the dormitory for girls of Zhenjiang Normal College, in the evening girls go to self-study, I fancy a girl, she steps on her left leg, I shout "left", she steps on her right leg, I shout "right", I shout left and right, her legs do not obey, stomp her feet, bend over and laugh.

Nurse Wu Dan is very good to me, she often gives me leftovers, such as instant noodles, leftovers for me, she is very beautiful, I care more about her fragrant saliva. So much so that an aunt who was a hygienist couldn't get used to it and said, "Give him the leftovers." "It's just that one time I ate her leftovers, maybe it spoiled and made me vomit.

After taking a nap, I took my temperature and reported my stool, and Wu Dan asked me to ask about my stool, and she remembered. For example, if I shouted "Hu Xiaohu", he replied "once", and when I shouted "Xie Ping" again, he replied "no". After shouting a few people, I suddenly shouted "Wu Dan", she answered, thinking that something was wrong with me, I said loudly: "poop", and she laughed.

There was a person like Zhang Xinzhe, I was lying on the bed, he was lying on the side of my bed, because it was too close, the nurse did not allow it, let him get up. He is so much like Zhang Xinzhe that I said to Guo Hongmei and Dong Yan, the hair salon sisters in Changzhou Bull Running and where I worked, I have seen Zhang Xinzhe.

Once a person came in, he was really a star, and now he can't remember his name, so let's call him Zhang Hui. The girls of the teacher school knew, I was by the window, a few girls called me, let me call Zhang Hui, I called Zhang Hui, Zhang sat not far away, and said to me: "Just say I'm not there." I shouted to the girl, "He said he wasn't there." The girls giggled, and Zhang Hui had no choice but to come over and talk to the girls.

Later, several girls really brought flowers to see him, and he sat with them to meet in the place where they met, and it was really like a celebrity meeting fans.

There was a man with a bad leg who quarreled with Zhang Hui, Zhang Hui beat him, and he smashed Zhang Hui with a rice bowl. I pulled the shelf, because I thought the man was my classmate Guan Hong's brother. Zhang Hui asked me why I was facing him? I said, "He's disabled."

Later, the man's father came to see him, and it was really like Guan Hong's father, Teacher Guan (my high school geography teacher), so I went to the reception room to talk to him, and he laughed, and Brother Guan asked me not to affect his meeting.