Chapter 387: Underworld
After leaving the urinal, the ugly ghost had no idea that he had escaped, and he followed the familiar smell all the way to find a urinal in the family's study.
"Old horse!" The ugly ghost shouted.
"What's wrong?"
An impatient voice came from the urinal.
The next moment, an old ghost with a red nose and a big red flower dress came out of the urinal.
"It's you ugly devil, you don't go to the greedy bastard, what do you want me to do."
The ugly ghost asked, "How many greedy people have you killed?" ”
"This ......"
The old horse was a little embarrassed and difficult to speak.
The ugly ghost took off his hat and revealed eight faces on his head: "I have already killed eight, and if I kill one more, I will make up enough to be reincarnated." ”
"Congratulations." The old horse congratulated awkwardly.
"Old Ma, I'm no different from you, we were all good people when we were alive, but good people don't have good rewards." The ugly ghost said: "People don't kill for themselves, but we don't even have the qualifications to be human now, I advise you to hurry up and gather people, if you can't do it, just kill nine at will, it's better than when the time comes, and it will never be overborn." ”
"I've found one." Lao Ma cleared his throat and said: "This person is greedy for money, jealous, and is simply the most suitable person, and when I fulfill his three wishes, I will take his life." ”
"Three wishes?"
The ugly ghost looked at the old horse with strange eyes: "What are you doing to help him fulfill his three wishes?" I'm sure it's a greedy bastard, just kill it! ”
There was a slight anxiety in his tone, and he was a little "hating iron but not steel" for the old horse.
"I want other people's lives, of course, I have to give them a little benefit, otherwise I can't get over it with my conscience." The old horse said helplessly.
"Conscience? What a conscience! The ugly ghost said angrily: "Don't forget, we are black-hearted ghosts, how can we be reincarnated if our hearts are not black?" ”
The old horse sighed: "Don't worry, I will definitely come on." ”
"The two of us have known each other for hundreds of years, old horse, I don't want to see you be a lonely ghost for a lifetime." The ugly ghost sighed and said, "That's it, I'm going to find the last bastard." ”
"Hey" Lao Ma nodded, watching the ugly ghost turn into black smoke and disappear, regaining his spirits, but soon he wilted: "Nine, I haven't killed anyone for hundreds of years, and now the time is coming soon, where to find nine greedy bastards to kill?" ”
Just as the old horse was muttering, the man with glasses hurriedly rushed into the study and said to the old horse: "Old horse, my first wish has been thought of!" I want to hit the Mark Six jackpot! ”
"Are you sure?" The old horse asked.
"Of course it's confirmed, it must be the jackpot!"
"Don't worry, it's easy." Lao Ma said: "You go buy the Mark Six lottery now, and you are sure to win the jackpot." ”
The other party ran out in a hurry, leaving the old horse and shaking his head helplessly: "Greedy people, I guess they will take the initiative to find me without me looking for them, but unfortunately I just can't be ruthless." ”
The man ran out of the study, thinking that he would make a fortune and run out.
The wife, who was sitting on the sofa and was cooking porridge on the phone, asked impatiently, "Kangtai! What are you going to do? ”
"Buy Mark Six!"
Kang Tai said: "I'm going to buy it now, I'm sure I'll hit the jackpot!" ”
The wife pouted: "Winning the jackpot? It's harder than a sow going up a tree. ”
She didn't bother to care about her startled husband, but put her attention back on the phone and asked curiously, "Your dead ghost husband calls you every night to ask for dreams?" ”
"Yes," the good girlfriend on the other end of the phone said helplessly: "Every night when I just fall asleep, he will appear in my dream and wake me up, everyone is already dead, so don't worry about me all the time." ”
"What are you going to do?" Kang Tai's wife asked.
The girlfriend on the phone said: "I asked someone, and said that as long as I can bring my new man and find my dead ghost husband to make it clear to him, my dead ghost husband will not come to pester me again in the future." ”
"Looking for your dead ghost husband?" Kangtai's wife asked curiously, "How to find it?" ”
"It's the underworld, I know a Taoist with very high mana, much stronger than the dragon woman recommended by a few of them, the psychic grandmother, and the zombies have been in the newspaper!"
"You go down to the underworld by yourself?" Kangtai's wife asked again.
As for the Taoist who catches zombies, she doesn't believe it at all, there are really zombies in the world? How come I've never seen it myself.
"Of course not, I also spent 100,000 yuan to hire a man to accompany me."
"What a man!" Kangtai's wife asked curiously.
In her opinion, the lower underworld is pure nonsense, in this case, isn't the 100,000 yuan directly sent into the pocket?
"It's just one kind of man." The best friend said: "It's not bad to live, and there are a lot of tricks, otherwise I wouldn't think of him with such a good thing." ”
"I won't talk to you, we've arrived at Master Lin's doorstep."
The phone hung up, and Kang Tai's wife pouted: "Spend 100,000 yuan to invite a male prostitute, and go to do things with yourself, it's great to be rich?" ”
"Kangtai! Chan Kang Tai! ”
She shouted several times but did not respond.
After thinking about it carefully, she remembered that Chen Kangtai seemed to have gone out to buy Mark Six lottery tickets in high spirits just now.
Lin's Medical Center.
As soon as Zhang Wen came back, he saw that a large area had been cleared out of the medical hall, Lin Zheng was wearing a Taoist robe and holding a peachwood sword, and Ah Bang was acting as a little Taoist boy.
The ground carved the formation.
A man and a woman knelt on a futon.
Zhang Wen came back and did not attract attention.
Lin Zheng advised: "You two remember, there is only one stick of incense in the underworld, and when the time comes, I will pull the two of you up, whether this matter is successful or not!" ”
"Let it go...... Rest assured. The man was a little nervous and stumbled.
The kneeling woman had a resentful expression on her face: "I just want to make it clear to that dead ghost, don't give me dreams in the future!" I can't sleep even after a good night's sleep! ”
"Dao Chief, let's get started." The woman urged.
"Good!"
Lin Zheng shouted: "Abang, light a stick of incense!" ”
"Yes!"
Waiting for the incense to be lit, Lin Zhengcai shouted: "The door of the underworld, open!" ”
The two men immediately lost consciousness and fell to the ground with a limp.
"What is this?"
Zhang Wen looked at Lin Zheng, who was wiping his sweat, and asked strangely.
"Send someone to the underworld." Lin Zheng panted roughly, opening the door of the underworld was extremely draining on him, but fortunately he succeeded.
This is the first time Zhang Wen has seen someone go to the underworld, in the past, he went to the underworld, directly looking for the junction of the two worlds of yin and yang, and then directly entered the underworld from the yang world, unlike Lin Zheng.
After burning a stick of incense, Lin Zheng couldn't take a break, stood up and cast a spell: "Come back!" ”
The bodies of a man and a woman who collapsed on the ground trembled twice, and slowly opened their eyes.
"We're back!" The man sighed for the rest of his life.
"Resolved?" Lin Zheng asked.
"Solved!" The woman nodded happily: "Master Lin, worthy of Master Lin, I will definitely recommend it to my sisters more in the future and let them come to you." ”
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