Chapter 424: Happy Ghost
Click,
The door to the mourning hall opened.
Ma Xiaoling put the makeup case on the coffee table casually, and said to the one that looked exactly like herself: "Auntie, an old friend has come to see you." ”
Zhang Wen stands in front of a portrait of Madonna.
Just like sixty years ago, Madonna was dressed in floral clothes, tied two braids, held a peachwood sword in one hand, and held a fan in the other, her eyebrows and eyes were full of confidence.
"Auntie?" Ma Xiaoling shouted again, but no spirit appeared.
"Dana, old friend is here, why don't you show up?"
Zhang Wen walked up to the portrait of Madanna and put on a stick of incense.
A long sigh came out.
A bloated middle-aged and elderly woman sat on a white cloud and appeared in front of Zhang Wen.
"Brother Zhang, I didn't expect us to meet again."
Ma Danna said helplessly: "You are still as handsome and handsome as back then, I have become a fat old woman, I really have no shame to see you, I was as beautiful as Xiaoling back then...... Who would have thought that when I said goodbye to Uncle Jiu back then, it would be an eternal separation between heaven and man. ”
Zhang Wen nodded, and he also had a feeling that things were wrong.
"I can't rest assured that Xiao Ling is the most relieved, I hope you can help Xiao Ling destroy the generals" Ma Danna said: "Help Xiao Ling destroy the generals and complete the tasks of the disciples of the Ma family for generations." ”
"General, I don't know how much experience I have...... And that fate, I always feel that he is everywhere. ”
Zhang Wen nodded: "Yes, if Xiaoling needs my help, I will definitely do it." ”
"I knew you weren't that soft-hearted," Madonna breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "It's a pity that the two of us were made in heaven back then......"
Ma Xiaoling on the side shouted helplessly: "Auntie, what are you talking nonsense again!" ”
She knows her aunt best, she likes handsome muscular men, and she can delay catching zombies in order to peek at the strong man who has become a mountain spirit, and often goes to the place where the male ghosts gather after death.
"Brother Zhang, Xiaoling will trouble you" After Ma Danna left a voice, she disappeared in an instant, and it could be seen that Ma Danna was very uncomfortable in the face of Zhang Wen.
The two of them in the room were a little embarrassed.
Ma Xiaoling was the first to speak: "Even if I don't have your help, I don't think it's difficult to catch the generals." ”
"Arrest the generals, that's right!" Zhang Wenhu's face changed: "I still want to find someone to settle accounts." ”
"You say Miaoshan?" Ma Xiaoling guessed what Zhang Wen meant.
Miaoshan put the three of them back sixty years ago, but only cut off Zhang Wen's benevolent route, almost causing Zhang Wen to get lost in time and space, and this feud was big.
"Miao Shan appears once every thirty-three years, the world is so big, even if you are really an immortal, where can you find her?" Ma Xiaoling is not optimistic about Zhang Wen's revenge: "She is the red dust and tears of the Bodhisattva, and she does not belong to the Three Realms and Six Realms, even if you can pass through the ghosts and gods, I am afraid you will not be able to find her." ”
"I know someone will find her."
St. Yuk Keung Secondary School.
Kang Sengui drove away from school, although his past life has appeared less and less frequently recently, but it is convenient to control superpowers through "I love you" and "I'm sorry", and do whatever he wants.
At the school gate, Kang Sengui honked the horn twice.
"Dudu~"
The security guard poked his head out of the window, looked at Kang Sengui with a smile on his face, "cut", and turned his head.
"Hey, open the door!" Kang Sengui found that the other party ignored him, so he had to shout.
"It's already off work, let's talk about it when we get to work." The security guard lay down on a chair, buttoned his security hat to his face, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
"Okay, I'll get you off work!"
Kang Sengui raised his fingers and whispered, "I love you!" ”
With a flick of his fingers, the chair under the sleeping security guard's buttocks suddenly collapsed with a "boom".
"Oops!" The security guard shouted in pain.
"Huh?" The security guard rubbed his eyes violently, and he found that the phone on his desk flew uncontrollably and shook to him.
"Don't, don't, don't!" The security guard noticed that something was wrong and immediately hugged his head.
The next moment, the phone really smashed.
"Oops!"
The successive painful cries made Kang Sengui in the car feel refreshed.
"I love you!"
Kang Sengui raised his hand to the school gate, and the school gate opened automatically.
"I'm sorry"
Like a cowboy in the West, he blew his breath into the middle before holding the steering wheel with both hands and heading out of the school.
Before officially entering the main road, a familiar figure waved at Kang Sengui on the side of the road.
"Mr. Zhang, what a coincidence." Kang Sengui stopped beside Zhang Wen and greeted him with a smile, and the trick he had just made him feel extremely happy.
"Yes" Zhang Wen nodded: "Kang Sengui, I want to apologize to you first." ”
"Apologize? Do? ”
Zhang Wen raised his hand and punched Kang Sengui in the face.
"Oops!" Kang Sengui covered his bruised panda eyes: "Okay, you do it to me!" I love you! ”
"What?" Zhang Wen was puzzled.
Kang Sengui pointed his finger at Zhang Wen: "I love you!" ”
"Me?" Zhang Wen was puzzled, and then he felt a weak force pushing him, but that force was too weak to shake Zhang Wen at all.
"It's out of order, how is it possible!" Kang Sengui squinted one eye and looked at his finger, and then his finger was aimed at Zhang Wen again, and he connected the dots crazily: "I love you, I love you, I love you!" Useless...... Is it really out of order! ”
"Mr. Kang, what are you talking about!"
A female teacher wearing glasses happened to see this scene and came over angrily: "As a teacher, you openly courted a man at the school gate, bringing bad school atmosphere, I feel ashamed of you!" ”
"I ......" Kang Sengui looked at the female teacher aggrievedly: "I love you." ”
He flicked his fingers, and before the female teacher could react, he knocked the other party out directly.
"The superpower hasn't failed?" Kang Sengui immediately nodded towards Zhang Wen, but Zhang Wen still looked at him unaffected.
"Why doesn't it work for you?"
No matter how stupid he is, Kang Sengui knows that something is wrong in front of him.
"Zhu Xiucai, let's meet, otherwise don't blame me for killing you in the future."
“…… Zhang, Mr. Zhang, you're not kidding. Kang Sengui smiled awkwardly, why did his friend, who usually looks kind, suddenly want his own life.
"Alas, donor, why bother."
A man dressed in Buddha clothes and looked exactly like Kang Sengui appeared in front of Zhang Wen, and at the same time as he appeared, Kang Sengui tilted his head and fell asleep on the steering wheel.
"You've become a Buddha?" Zhang Wen asked.
"Half a step away" Zhu Xiucai shook his head: "I know who you are looking for on this trip, but I can't help you." ”
"It's just a tear, she wants to trap me, why can't I kill her?" Zhang Wen asked rhetorically.
"She has her own troubles"
Zhu Xiucai sighed: "Kazuo Yamamoto is destined to be the chosen one, and if you kill him, you will destroy your fate." ”
"Do you believe in your fate?" After Zhang Wen finished speaking, he asked again: "It doesn't matter if Kazuo Yamamoto kills as many people as he wants, it's just fate?" ”
"He can put down the butcher's knife."
"What about the man who never picked up a butcher's knife but was killed by Kazuo Yamamoto?" Zhang Wen asked rhetorically.
Zhu Xiucai sighed again: "There are many imperfections in the incident, and we can only choose to save most of them." ”
"I'm different, if he stops me, I'll kill him" Zhang Wen said: "Whether it's a god, a Buddha, or a Bodhisattva's tear." ”
"She's waiting for you at the beach" Zhu Xiucai saw that he couldn't persuade Zhang Wen, shook his head, and waved his sleeves before turning to leave, and the injury on Kang Sengui's face instantly improved.
"Thank you."