Chapter 112: Song of the Sorting Hat 2.0
"Looking up at the starry sky pie? Eel jelly? Welsh cheese? Still is...... Lamb offal pudding? Flott stood at the door of the principal's office, dazed.
"Hey, bro! I warned you, guess the special recipes! A droplet stone beast shouted.
"You may be right, brother," Ricardo shrugged, "but I really can't guess, and right now, my mind is racing like a song is being sung on a loop." ”
"Does that song involve recipes?" The other dropstone beast asked suddenly.
"Yes. It's nothing but the language of the Celestial Empire. ”
"Then sing it, maybe there's the answer we want?"
“…… Are you sure? There's no English dining there. ”
"It's all right," they said in unison, "our code has nothing to do with the English recipe." ”
"Really?" Ricardo tilted his head and smiled sheepishly.
"Come on!"
"We're no longer afraid!"
At this time, the brothers did not realize the seriousness of the situation.
"Then I sang ......"
Ricardo cleared his throat and recited in an inexplicably mysterious tone, in an elegant tone:
"Xiao Long Bao, Barbecued Pork Bun, Custard Sesame Bean Paste Bun, Big Meat Bun, Vegetable Bun, and Soup Dumpling ......"
"Merlin's beard! What are you doing?! ”
"For the first time in thousands of years, I feel hungry!"
"Also, what's going on with this demonic tone?! My empty mind is full of these echoes! ”
"Wake up, Rittdo, you don't have a brain!"
"Well, I'm not awake anymore."
The Droplet Stone Beast discussed for a long time, and then said in a reluctant tone:
"Friend, let's just guess it. I think what you're memorizing is horrible, don't you say, Ciri? ”
"I think this content is pretty good, last time, the key keeper also forgot the password, and as a result, I guessed here for a long time, but - Merlin's beard! He memorized almost all the creatures in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and I was on the verge of throwing up! ”
The inquiring dripping stone beast shuddered, "Well, that's indeed an unbearable memory. However, the guy didn't memorize where the magical beasts were so magical. ”
"Congratulations, man, you're the first wizard in thousands of years to force us to open the door."
"Also, the mint of food, Headmaster Dumbledore has been interested in food lately, and even secretly ate Lady Loris's catnip."
The two monsters in the doorway jumped aside, and Ricardo walked in.
"Long time no see, man," the Sorting Hat looked very pleased to see him, "it's hard to be in the office for two months. ”
"Really?" Ricciardo used an uncertain tone, "I think it's a pleasure, you know, it's good for you to empty your mind and think about things you didn't have time to think about......"
"Oh, man, that's you! And how do you know how that feels like! ”
"Is it like this? Maybe. Ricardo didn't argue with the Sorting Hat, after all, people had been living in the house for thousands of years, and maybe they were really tired of it.
"How about I steal you out in a few days?" He proposed, "I just need to study ancient magic. By the way, do you know who among the founders of Hogwarts was good at soul magic? ”
"Well...... Sorting Hat thought for a moment, and finally shook the tip of his hat, "Soul magic...... No dean went out of his way to study. Godric Gryffindor even said that learning this kind of thing is not as useful as learning swordsmanship. ”
"Salazar Slytherin has a bit of a friendship with a master of soul magic, but they usually communicate by letter."
"Even Miss Rowena isn't interested in that?"
"Oh, Rowena Ravenclaw, who learned after her daughter met Merlin for unforeseen reasons, but I barely saw her by then."
“…… All right. ”
Ricardo doesn't regret it, after all, he can't chew too much, he just wants to learn about the experience of his predecessors.
"By the way, did you think of any interesting lyrics today?" The Sorting Hat suddenly regained his spirits, "I think my old brain needs a little inspiration from you. ”
"That's not a big deal...... Ricciardo hesitated.
"Are you afraid of Dumbledore?" The Sorting Hat began to get anxious, "No, no, no, this shouldn't be what you look like!" ”
"If you can not cause trouble, you will not cause trouble, I think."
"When it's done, I'll help you find Rowena Ravenclaw's experience!" The Sorting Hat gritted its teeth.
"Are you sure?"
"Guaranteed by my thousand-year-old reputation!"
"You are embarrassed to say ...... for a thousand years alone"
"Plus Salazar Slytherin's letter! I've figured it out, and I should be able to figure out where to put it! ”
"I've decided, it's mediocrity that doesn't cause trouble!" Ricardo said righteously.
……
Ricardo placed the Sorting Hat in the center of the hall, and everyone stared at it, not speaking.
Suddenly, Ricardo raised his hand, the magic kicked in, and a fierce prelude rang out in the hall.
It was a dull blow, and soon, the sound of the blow became fast and complex, light and heavy, and it felt chaotic at first, but it felt textured when you listened to it, as if there was a collision of metal, and it made people shake their legs when they heard it - oh no, the blood was boiling.
Lockhart's eyes were about to pop out.
Professor Sprout looked dumbfounded.
Flitwick burst out laughing.
All the students in the room nodded as if they had expected it.
Dumbledore looked meaningfully at Ricardo, who was casting spells without a wand, and narrowed his eyes slightly.
Then the hat writhed, and the tip of its hat moved, and it shook to the rhythm, and soon it sang:
"Hogwarts you study,
The Sorting Hat my body can carry latent abilities,
Judge which world you are suitable for,
Come on, I'm going to give you a special surprise,
Character exists in your hearts,
When you put on your hat,
All I'll see is where you're going,
Please before I see you,
Strike with your best side,
The choice of the college makes you want to be yourself,
One,two,three,four,five, go!
The Daring, Gryffindor is where you go, and you are not afraid of anything if you have the courage,
Integrity, Hufflepuff is where you want to go, in the kitchen, in the field, this is your working world,
Wise, Ravenclaw is where you will go, giving you the power of knowledge,
Savvy, Slytherin is your favorite destination,
Let me sort the hat and see where your heart is~
Courage is the two words that the lion king should remember,
Persistence is the posture that the honey badger is willing to have,
The inquisitive eagle did not breathe at all,
The victorious viper will do whatever it takes to striking,
We are our own heroes,
We are Hogwarts,
We are the stars of the future,
We are Hogwarts,
Do not disturb the sleeping dragon is our school motto,
We have the strongest wizards,
Do your best for yourself,
We are the best wizards,
From now on, the journey of growth begins,
We are Hogwarts,
Good luck anyway,
I think we can start now! ”
“……”