Chapter 4: I Want a Maid!

"Tell me, what reward do you want?"

As soon as these words came out,

At that moment, Chen Fan was stunned.

[Good guy, what did I say, I just said that what Li Si said was right, Li Si is awesome, that's all]

[I'm just a sycophant, Yingzheng is very happy? And then it was given to me? 】

[No, no, no, I didn't dream! 】

Chen Fan immediately hammered himself with his fist, it hurt!

But he, dumbfounded!

[It's true, isn't it...... Is this political brother's head in the water, what are you doing to reward me for nothing? 】

Even Li Si was confused.

No way?

My Majesty only praised himself perfunctorily for my suggestion.

But when he came to Chen Fan, he didn't say anything, he just echoed casually, this is better than himself?

Why?

Why does Chen Fan have a reward, but he doesn't?

In other words, what Chen Fan supports, isn't it the suggestion he said?

What the hell is this!

Li Si was a little puzzled, thinking about it, but he never had the slightest clue.

But he could only instigate with a wry smile: "Steward Chen, why are you still stunned, say quickly, Your Majesty wants to reward you with something, why don't you thank Your Majesty?" ”

"Yes, Steward Chen, you can rest assured that I will meet your requirements! Tell me, do you want gold, silver, jewelry, or do you want an official position above the court? If you don't choose, then I'll choose for you. ”

[Don't, but don't, if you reward me with an immortal medicine, then wouldn't I kill myself by taking poison? I'm young and don't have a wife, so I don't want to die like that! Alas, I'd better choose a reward for myself, woo woo......]

What?

Elixir? Suicide by poisoning?

What does that mean?

Ying Zheng didn't understand a little, but then again, he is a person who cherishes talents, and he will definitely not let go of any talent.

This Li Si used to be a guest in another country, but he was single-handedly promoted by himself, promoted from Taifu to Keqing, and from Keqing to Prime Minister.

And what about Chen Fan,

Judging from the performance just now, it is indeed better than Lis.

His words are simply impeccable, he can't find any flaws at all, and he is surprisingly consistent with the expression he wants!

How does this not make Yingzheng happy?

Even if he wants a prime minister's position at the moment, Yingzheng can't ask for it, so he doesn't hesitate to give it to him!

With Chen Fan as a confidant, his life from now on will not be lonely!

And at this time,

Chen Fan finally spoke: "I, I want a young and beautiful maid, can I?" ”

Ying Zheng: ???

Reese:???

What?

Just want a little maid?

This Chen Fan's pursuit is really unique!

Kindness...... Larger than life!

He is worthy of the man I have my eye on!

Although he was a little surprised, Ying Zheng said that he was very satisfied!

And what about Chen Fan,

Originally, he was still very confused, he didn't know what Yingzheng was rewarding himself for.

But both of them are letting themselves be rewarded, and that is ...... It's better to be respectful than to obey fate.

As for what he wanted, he actually thought about it for a while.

Asking for money, in fact, there is no need, he is now Li Si's housekeeper, and he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing at all.

As for the official position, it is even more unnecessary, which is very different from the great ideal of dreaming of salted fish!

So after thinking about it,

Finally, in the spirit of LSP mentality,

So he said the reward he wanted most, and that was the handmaiden.

Just now,

Seeing Ying Zheng and Li Si's surprised looks, he was afraid and said, "What, how...... The reward that the minister wants...... Isn't it too offensive? If that's the case, the minister won't want it......"

"Steward Chen's request can naturally be met, but it's just ...... Now, I have one more question I would like to ask Steward Chen. ”

Ying Zheng was still thinking about the immortal medicine and poison just now, and was about to ask for an explanation.

Liston next to him was dumbfounded,

What's going on? Why do you have to ask!

Just ask, this time you just threw me away, and started to ask Chen Fan directly, right?

Damn, don't go through the program now, do you?

Grandma's legs, as the face of a country, I don't even have a little face now, right?

Li Si said that he was very aggrieved.

But he also couldn't say his suffering, he could only look at Chen Fan with blank eyes, and his eyes were full of all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.

It seems that the current Chen Fan is the Li Si of the past.

And Chen Fan was also confused, and his little heart suddenly skipped a beat!

[Brother Zheng, don't, don't ask me, I really don't know anything! Please spare me! 】

But Yingzheng just wants to ask!

Ying Zheng went straight to the point and asked:

"Presumably Steward Chen, I've also heard about my quest for immortality."

"I have raised a large number of warlocks, in fact, just to refine the elixir. It's just that ordinary pills don't seem to be of any use, and I'm still getting older, and these pills can't satisfy me anymore. ”

"And a warlock named Xu Fu, who is famous, is known as an immortal master, and it is said that there are immortals living in Penglai Immortal Island, and in the hands of the immortals, there must be an immortal elixir."

"It's just that he said that when he passed through the sea, in the middle of the sea, there was a giant shark of the sea god, whose giant shark was a hundred feet tall, and when it blocked the way, it returned in vain."

"What do you think about this?"

Wen Yan,

Chen Fan couldn't help it a little.

But he still pretended not to know anything, and said, "Uh...... I think that Xu Fu may really be an immortal master, Penglai Immortal Island, there may really be immortals, and there are immortal elixirs! If Your Majesty is willing to believe it, the minister will definitely believe it! ”

However, that's not what I said in my heart.

[Hehe, Xu Fu's spicy chicken, dead liar! ] 】

[He's a bullshit immortal, he's nothing, he's just a piece of shit! Nothing but swaggering! Nothing! The book burning pit didn't trap him, it's really a big loss! 】

[Return Penglai Xiandao, I'm really drunk, it's okay for you to deceive a three-year-old child, and you still want to deceive me? ] It's a country of small islands, and what lives is not a god at all, it's all ghosts! It's all the kind of disgusting little devils who have been stabbed a thousand times! 】

[As for the elixir, that's even more nonsense! ] The one who stepped on the horse was clearly poison, okay! The various ingredients contained in it are all harmful to human health, and you are so dignified Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of the ages, who is still superstitious about this thing, and eats this poison every day, no wonder you died violently three years later! You don't live long! You deserve it! You really deserve it! 】

???

What?

Fake?

Xu Fu is fake, even Xiandao is fake?

And the elixir or poison?

Hearing this, Ying Zheng was suddenly shocked, and his face changed suddenly.

Don't......

I was really played by Xu Fu, an immortal master?

"Okay, it's not too early, I'll go back to the palace first, no need to send it."

Saying,

Ying Zheng hurriedly got up and turned to leave.

The prime minister hurriedly bowed down to see him off, "Congratulations to Your Majesty!" ”

On the way to Yingzheng's departure, his heart was not at all calm.

In my mind, there was always the words about what Chen Fan said.

This Chen Fan is really hidden!

Ying Zheng originally thought that he, like those Confucian scholars, would not know anything but scare people.

But since he heard the argument just now, Ying Zheng was immediately impressed by him!

Not only can he be completely consistent with his political opinions, but he can even tell that Xu Fu is a big liar!

Xu Fu, you actually lied to me?

seemingly

Be sure to investigate this matter yourself!

If so,

I, I must kill his nine clans!