Chapter 13 Chen Fan is crazy

Then, Ying Zheng turned around.

His eyes narrowed slightly, staring at Chen Fan and said, "Aren't you afraid that the widow king will execute you immediately?" ”

"People are inherently dead, and men are determined in all directions. If I am trapped within these walls for the rest of my life, what difference is it from dying? ”

[I'm afraid! I'm so scared! But I don't want to be tortured to death by you! 】

[Staying by your side every day is worse than death!] 】

[Early death and late death are deaths! Let me die a happy death! 】

[Woooooooooooo I don't want to die! 】

Ying Zheng didn't fall word for word, and listened to Chen Fan's inconsistent explanations.

Alas, this little lucky star is really not ordinary.

Isn't this better than being Li Si's butler?

Li Si and Zhao Gao were already very happy when they heard his praise.

Staying by his side as a strategist, I'm afraid it's something that others want to do in their dreams!

"That's it, seeing that you are so resolute, forget it!"

Chen Fan breathed a sigh of relief at this time.

When Chen Fan just returned to the house, the system rang.

【Ding! The host collides with Yingzheng and obtains papermaking! 】

Chen Fan's face was full of question marks.

Can you gain skills by colliding with King Qin?

Is it so magical?

I lose!

How did you get new skills?

Alas, it will be difficult to acquire new skills in the future.

No way! I definitely can't let Brother Zheng know about this matter!

He's so scary!

When he thought of what had just happened, he was still scared.

It's also pretty good to have papermaking, and you don't have to be too bored to write and draw on paper.

With this in mind, he ran towards the courtyard of the mansion.

Li Si couldn't help but shake his head.

It's good to be young! You can be so big-hearted!

This is just the end of the beheading!

After a while, it was already alive.

Seeing Chen Fan like this, he also followed, wanting to find out.

As a result, this guy was pulling weeds for his mansion???

Could it be that I was scared stupid just now?

"Chen Fan, are you okay?"

Chen Fan thought that Li Si was worried about what happened just now.

He didn't reply: "It's okay! ”

The hand still didn't stop.

Seeing that the grass in his hand was almost uncontrollable, he walked in the direction of the sun.

Then he threw the weeds on the ground.

"This is mine! None of you can move! ”

He threw down the weeds, went back to the kitchen, and took out the wood that his subordinates had chopped and the axe that had chopped wood.

Put the firewood on the ground and aim it to chop it.

Li Si followed all the way, watching Chen Fan's series of operations.

It's over, Chen Fan is really stupid.

He shouted to the guards on the side, "Quick! Call the doctor! ”

Alas, such a good child, he doesn't fight or grab on weekdays.

How can this be stupid?

Xiao Jiu'er heard that Chen Fan was back, so she trotted all the way over and found Chen Fan.

Just wanted to step forward, but was stopped by Li Si.

Then he whispered to her: "Xiao Jiu'er, your master is stupid, don't go over now, I'm afraid that he will hurt you with an axe." ”

Xiao Jiu'er's face was full of disbelief, why was she stupid when she came back this time?

"Childe! Son! Can you hear Jiu'er speak? ”

Chen Fan, who was chopping wood, was stunned for a moment.

He's not deaf, of course he can hear it!

"What's wrong?"

Xiao Jiu'er saw that Chen Fan was chopping wood, and she could still respond to her, which didn't look like stupidity!

Li Si on the side whispered to her again: "You ask him why he is chopping wood." ”

"Childe, why are you chopping wood?"

"It's making paper."

"What do you mean by making paper? Son? ”

"It means papermaking."

Xiao Jiu'er looked at Li Si with teary eyes.

"My master is really stupid, woo woo."

After saying that, tears began to fall.

Since this sentence was whispered, Chen Fan didn't hear it at all.

At this time, the doctor also happened to arrive.

Li Si nodded at Chen Fan, who was squatting on the ground and chopping wood.

"Show him."

The doctor had already asked the guards about the situation when he came.

Therefore, talking to Chen Fan is also gentle and gentle.

"Chen Fan, can you stretch out your hand and show me?"

Chen Fan heard the unfamiliar voice and smelled a strong smell of Chinese medicine, and couldn't help but raise his head.

When I looked up, I saw that he was still holding a box in his hand.

Isn't this a doctor?

What are you looking for a doctor?

He turned to look at the two people behind him, both with sad faces.

Xiao Jiu'er's face still had clearly visible tear stains.

"What's wrong? I'm not sick. ”

Xiao Jiu'er whimpered: "Childe, you have started to do these inexplicable things, and you still say that you are not sick." ”

Chen Fan was speechless for a while.

But when you think about it, it's really hard for them to understand what they're doing.

"Don't worry, I'm just too bored all day, trying to get something to play with."

The doctor looked at Li Si with a wry smile.

Li Si immediately understood, took out the half-channeled copper coin in his arms and said, "It's hard work." ”

The next morning, the notice came out.

Burning books and expanding the Black Ice Platform.

aroused the dissatisfaction of many literati and scholars, and went to the gate of the palace to make trouble together.

As a result, he was killed on the spot.

was so frightened that no one dared to call himself a literati anymore, nor did he dare to come out and shout.

At this time, Chen Fan had already begun to take the firewood chopped yesterday to the stone mill and start grinding.

How to pull the stone mill is really a personal work.

It's a pity that there is no donkey in this Qin Dynasty!

Turning his head to look at the guards on both sides, he said, "You guys! Help me grind! ”

Originally, there were no guards by his side!

But it was because of his series of actions that Li Si felt that he had gone crazy.

I specially sent two people to look at him deliberately.

He didn't bother to explain, explaining that they wouldn't believe it either!

Oops, I forgot to ask the doctor for the dregs!

The used dregs should be easy to grind!

He also saved himself from chopping!

Alas, sloppy.

The two guards glanced at each other, and although a hundred were reluctant, they still grinded obediently.

When everything had been ground into powder, he took the powder with him and began to walk towards the kitchen cauldron again.

He poured the wood powder into the pot and began to add water again.

This series of operations directly made Xiao Jiu'er dumbfounded.

But when I thought that the master was already crazy, I didn't dare to say a word.

He turned to the two guards and said, "You two, come here and make a fire!" ”

Three days later, stacks of paper appeared in front of Chen Fan.

Chen Fan looked at the results in front of him with satisfaction.

It's crude, but it's better than nothing.

He said to the guards on the side, "Get me some coal." ”

The guards did not hesitate to fetch coal.

After all, who would bother with a fool?

You can't reason with him.

Li Si, as usual, glanced at Chen Fan as soon as he came.

At this time, I happened to meet the guard, who was still holding coal in his hand.

"Steward Chen asked you to take it?"

The guard nodded.

"Hey, it's been a hard time for you two these days. Go, I'll go with you to see him. ”