There was a deathly silence in the kitchen, and at this moment, there was not the slightest sound, they all looked at the perpetrator Chen Fan, and looked at Chen Fan, who was making their kitchen on fire.

The guy who was stealing plums just now was opening his mouth at the moment, and the plums in his mouth had fallen to the ground, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells, which showed how surprised he was.

This surprise is definitely not groundless, just look at the appearance of these people.

This is the imperial dining room, the rice bowl of the whole palace, they would never have thought that even if they wanted to break their scalp, someone would dare to joke about the imperial dining room! This is not a simple joke, even killing the head is light.

"You really want to die!"

A chef who seemed to be the head of the chef scolded angrily, he had been slaughtering a live crucian carp, and at this time, the crucian carp had flown to the corner of the kitchen, and the chef was so frightened that he was almost slumped on the ground.

He had already stood up at this time and patted the dust that had just been stained by falling to the ground, after all, this dress was issued by the imperial court, and it was valuable, how could it be easily soiled?

He glared angrily at Chen Fan, wondering if this person was a pure fool? Do you even dare to make such a joke that the imperial dining room is on fire? Even if you say that the concubine gave birth to a pig, it's weirder than this, after all, it's about the eating of the entire palace, and you dare to make this kind of joke, how many heads can you drop?

"You kid is looking for death, right?"

And another guy who was cutting chicken, also scolded angrily because of Chen Fan's joke, he was cutting a big fat chicken before, and he had just bled out, but because of Chen Fan's joke, he directly nourished blood on his face, and his clothes were already dirty, which made him angry and anxious.

is angry with Chen Fan's unbelievable jokes, and anxious about his clothes thinking of being valuable, if this is damaged, a month's salary will not be enough to compensate.

This guy thought to himself, why is Lao Tzu so unlucky, he was fined for half a month last month for breaking a blue carved jade porcelain plate.

Of course, this blue carved jade porcelain plate is the porcelain master in the palace spent three months, with precious flower mud and jade dew firing, this hundred flowers mud is made of a hundred kinds of flowers of soil precipitation for several years to produce the soil, this jade dew is also accurate to the second can produce strange water in the early morning, both are extremely precious, so even if he was fined for half a month, he is not distressed, but today? Ya because of a joke of your kid, this clothes made of ice silk were dirty, and the harmful Lao Tzu had to accompany him for a whole month, you are really looking for death! It's so miserable!

Yes, a plate that this guy broke last month was made of a hundred kinds of strange flowers falling on the same piece of soil, and the hundred flowers that could only be produced after a long time of precipitation, plus the jade dew that only appeared for a few seconds every morning was burned, no wonder he was not particularly uncomfortable when he broke it, after all, he deserved it, but today, because of Chen Fan's joke, he soiled the clothes made of ice silk, you know, this ice silkworm only spits silk once a year, and the silk spit out is very small, so it is naturally quite precious, Therefore, the ice silkworm clothes made are also precious, which is because they accidentally stained it when they are usually working.

This guy is definitely not distressed, but he was soiled because of Chen Fan's monstrous joke, and this guy is extremely uncomfortable to think about, after all, this is a month's salary, this guy has to work hard to cook on fire, kill fish, kill chickens, kill sheep, kill pigs, kill cows, cut vegetables, cut cabbage, cut cauliflower, cut spinach... This is the only way to get this month's salary, but he lost a month's salary because of Chen Fan's joke, no wonder this guy is so uncomfortable and angry.

"I'll go to your uncle's!"

At this time, an even more terrifying scene appeared, a guy was carrying a kitchen knife at this time, walking towards Chen Fan.

This guy was burning firewood before, seeing that the firewood was burning, crackling, but because of Chen Fan's sentence that the kitchen was on fire, he was frightened that the kitchen was on fire caused by his own mistakes, and suddenly the whole person was stunned, and pulled out the burning firewood, but one used too much force and fell down along the chair, and this burning firewood fell on his head at this time, and it was precisely because it fell on the head of this unlucky fire-burning guy that he was one of the few, The hair that can be counted with one hand is lit, and he scratches his ears and cheeks in an instant, and pours a basin of water on his head, and after a while of coolness, he touches his head, but finds that his hair is burned out, and the few hairs of this guy are burned out. Immediately, this guy's eyes turned red, he was also a short-hearted person, but he was also angry at this time, so he pulled up a kitchen knife placed next to him, and wanted to fight with Chen Fan. So there was the scene just now.

This guy took a kitchen knife, thinking, today is either you die or I live, this is one of the few hairs left behind by his hard work every day, every day in order to maintain it, even the water that has been washed directly is poured out, replaced with clean water to wash these hair, and the things used for shampooing are a pair of hair medicine prepared by a famous doctor himself, even this hair medicine is used with precious medicinal materials, a pair of money that has to spend Lao Tzu for several days, and the result is Lao Tzu's hard work to maintain the hair, The few hairs that I barely managed to keep were lost because of a joke by your kid? Lao Tzu must peel your skin! Pump your tendons! Kill you to be satisfied!

Also, this guy is not easy, he works hard, he spends a lot of money every month to maintain his few hairs, and he doesn't even dare to use the water that washes his face for his precious hair, for fear that this water will make his hair fall out of two, after all, he is distressed by just two hairs, and the result? This guy's hair that he worked so hard to protect almost with his life was all burned because of Chen Fan's joke, which made this guy go mad, and it was natural to cut Chen Fan directly with a knife.

The guys in the kitchen around saw this guy who burned his hair and cut Chen Fan with a knife, and they didn't even dissuade him.

"This kid is finished, Wang Dazhui's hair, even I don't dare to move, this kid dares to let his hair burn all out, Wang Dazhui won't look for him desperately, there will be ghosts!"

The person who spoke was the one who had been cutting off the head of the crucian carp earlier.

If you want to talk about this head, he usually likes to play tricks on people, such as putting a green worm pulled out of the green vegetables into the clothes of these guys when he is idle, so as to see them scratching their ears and cheeks uncomfortably. Another example is to secretly bury the sauerkraut with a lot of salt into the rice, watch other guys eat it, and then frantically find water to drink, hide the water yourself, and see their uncomfortable appearance, and then if you have nothing to do, you will add mung beans to the red beans, and let those guys find them one by one, saying that the concubine wants to drink red bean soup by name, if you guys can't pick it out, just wait to be punished! Something uncomfortable.

But although this head plays tricks on people every day, he just doesn't dare to mess with Wang Da Hammer's hair, and this head also knows that after all, this Wang Da Hammer really takes his hair seriously, if he really dares to touch Wang Da Hammer's hair, maybe he will do something, he doesn't dare to pack a ticket. Risking your own life.

"Who's to say it isn't, I bet he's cut into ten pieces."

"Less, at least twenty yuan!"

"It's still less! At least a hundred! ”

………

The guys in the kitchen were all talking, and the reason why they were so sure was because they knew what Wang Dazhui thought of his hair, after all, they had seen it with their own eyes, and they had seen what Wang Dazhui could do for his hair.

It was still a cold and windy winter, all the princes and nobles had eaten early, lay down in the bed, and the men in the imperial dining room were doing nothing, sitting together, burning the fire, and preparing some dishes, such as pickles pickled last year, pig's head meat pickled last year, just enough to spend the winter, and by the way, some wine.

Some of the guys will do the liquor order, and this liquor order also has a lot of origins.

As we all know, wine culture has always been a new star of China's traditional culture.

It is also a culture that is loved and respected by many literati and talented women.

Not only do the common people like to drink some wine, the poets like to drink, and even the ministers in the court also like to drink a little wine after returning to the court, after all, this can wash away the fatigue of the whole body and make people proud.

Ancient people were very particular about drinking, and they usually made a "drinking order" before drinking, and many people may be very unfamiliar with these three words. But when you hear "Hello brothers, three-star photos, four happy fortunes, five leaders, six six shuns, seven consecutive qiao, eight horses, nine consecutive rings, all here", will it be very familiar?

In fact, we are all familiar with these wine orders, but few people know what he means, and there is a deep "wine culture" hidden behind the "wine orders". However, the process of formation, enrichment, and development of "wine culture" has been affected by many impacts.

Chen Fan also learned about it in his previous life.

"Good brothers" refers to the good relationship between our two buddies, "three-star photo" means three-star high-light, three-star refers to China's Fu Lu Shou, "four happy wealth" refers to the four seasons of wealth, "five heads" refers to "poems", "books", "rites", "easy", "spring and autumn" won the first place.

This "six six shun" actually refers to the six six six shun, and the "seven qiao" refers to the meeting of the cowherd and the weaver girl on the bridge.

About this Cowherd and Weaver Girl, there are actually allusions, and many people know it.

"Eight horses" refers to King Mu of Zhou's favorite eight horses; "Nine Rings" refers to an intellectual toy, which everyone should have played with; "All come" means that all the good things mentioned above have come!

"Liquor Order" is a kind of Chinese liquor culture, to put it simply, it is used to promote pleasure when drinking.

People usually use the alcohol order before drinking to achieve the pride of drinking.

After all, dry drinking is not only bitter, but also quite boring, and you can only get excited after drinking it, and before you finish it, you use the alcohol order to get yourself excited.

The liquor order has a long history, dating back to the Western Zhou Dynasty. When the "liquor order" appeared in the Western Zhou Dynasty, it was not for drinking for fun, but to maintain order in the wine field.

According to the record of "Zhou Li", the Western Zhou Dynasty was a very strict law era, at that time people had to be bound by the etiquette law no matter what they did, and drinking was no exception, people must abide by the public order before drinking, if there was no respect for the order will be dealt with by the law, the wine order at this time is a magic weapon to maintain order.

Later, in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the "Liquor Order" also changed from the etiquette of the Western Zhou Dynasty to a game of entertainment before drinking. At that time, most of the liquor orders were games such as pitching pots.

In fact, the depiction of the book "Literature and History World" records the various characteristics of this sake order.

For example, among them, the most special is the poetry and song, and the most popular liquor order at that time is called "Qushui Liuzhen".

These poets indulged in landscapes, as well as the literati and artists who pursued mood, and many people who thought they had style would choose to sit together on a sunny afternoon, blowing the wind, sitting together by a river where the water flowed, and putting a cup full of wine upstream, and the cup was left to the river to flow, and finally stopped where they wanted to compose a poem for it, and if they couldn't do it, they would be punished accordingly.

Drinking alcohol and writing poetry has become a significant feature of the wine order.