Chapter 12: The Story (5)
When Fuhua said this, I wanted to continue the main line of Emperor Xuan, but since it involved such a hot topic as Luo Taihe's secret past, how could I bring it so easily! So I stopped knocking edamame's mouth, and hurriedly interrupted Fuhua and said: "Those national events or something, don't care about it for now, okay? You tell that first, well, the story of Xiaosan......
Fuhua was stunned for a moment, and asked hesitantly, "The red girl said...... Little three, huh...... Did I just tell you?"
I shook the edamame shell that fell on my dress, and reminded helplessly: "Eh, it's Emperor Xiaoming's junior! Didn't you just say that Emperor Xiaoming gave Empress Dowager Luo a pot ......of blue lotus, which was originally very affectionate, but then it disappeared day by day because the junior died!
The throbbing corner of Fuhua's forehead pinched with his hand seemed to be very helpless...... That's not the point!"
I wiped my greasy hands, dragged my cheeks, tried my best to put on innocent and pleading eyes, shook my shoulders and dragged a long nasal voice, "Can you talk about that first......?"
This trick is specially passed down to me by my fifth senior brother who is active in the fat powder pile, saying that the vast majority of men in the world have no resistance to such a coquettish little girl, but if they are used, the probability of success will be quite large, it can be described as a killer move, invincible! I studied carefully for a few days, I thought I had mastered the essence, and I was very excited after learning, and I deliberately pulled the ten directions to practice, and when I put on such a posture and said to him: "The ten parties gave me your little golden Buddha......!" , Shifang looked at me strangely and was dumbfounded, and after a long time asked tentatively: "Ah Jiu, do you have any disease?......
I was so angry that I went to the fifth senior brother and asked, why did I use this trick, but the ten parties didn't respond at all?!
After hearing this, the fifth senior brother jumped up excitedly, pointed to the ten directions and shouted: "He is more cute than you, you want to try him?!" Besides, most of the men in the world I am talking about are not ten years old!
But this time, this trick seems to have some effect, because I see that Fuhua, who is relatively calm on weekdays, used to be with me and was just a squirt of wine at the corner of the forehead, this time the whole body seemed to tremble, and then suddenly raised his head and held his nose with one hand, and the other hand hurriedly took out a handkerchief to cover his mouth and nose, and inhaled again and again.
I don't know why, I thought it hadn't achieved the effect yet, and I was just about to shake my cheeks and shoulders again: "It's not ......."
Before the words could be fully spoken, Fuhua hurriedly interrupted: "Hongyi!...... You just sit there and be quiet...... Be nice...... I'll just tell you......"
I smiled and slammed my edamame again.
So the story goes back a few years.
The royal surname of the Southern Han Dynasty was Yin, the seventh emperor of the Yin family, Emperor Xiaoming, and was a well-known beautiful man. In fact, according to various versions of the official history, the Yin family is not a family that has good appearance genes from the root, but as an emperor, in addition to political factors, the first consideration for marrying a wife is appearance, it is said that the first two generations of monarchs in the founding of the Southern Han Dynasty have recruited beauties from all over the world into the palace, not only the native of the Southern Han Dynasty, but also the foreigners, so that at that time, after the folk and the Xuan, Before the marriage, the girl basically couldn't find someone who looked too standard, and all the best beauties were all collected into the palace, which made the people complain for a while.
However, the direct consequence of such behavior is that the first two generations of emperors worked hard to win the world, and they wanted to enjoy it, but they all enjoyed it too much: the two emperors died at an average age of 30.
When the third generation of the emperor ascended the throne, the emperor was a little clearer, looked at the women in the palace, and sighed: "Woe water, what a woe water!" So, the sober emperor ordered all these women to be released from the palace, and issued an edict, saying that since I started, my sons and grandchildren can only marry one queen and four concubines, and it is no longer possible to accept women into the palace.