The guard with the knife, the guard with the knife who seemed to be very obscene, saw the head of the imperial dining room flattering him like a dog, and nodded, with a look of great satisfaction on his face.

Yes, no one can refuse the flattery of another person working hard towards him, and no one can refuse another person to turn into a pug and shake his head and tail at himself, this is inevitable.

What's more, this guard with a knife, this guard with a knife who seems to have no one in his eyes.

"I say, have you already had enough of staying in this imperial dining room?"

The sword-wielding guard pursed his sausage-like lips and looked at the men in the imperial dining room with a pair of mung bean-sized eyes, his eyes full of impatience. This impatience seemed to shine straight into the hearts of these fellows through his mung bean-like eyes.

"Where is it, where is it, don't you dare, Captain Liu, you are laughing!"

"That's it, how can you say that you won't do it!"

As soon as the guys in the imperial dining room heard Captain Liu say this, cold sweat immediately flowed down, as if they were afraid of something, so the group of people changed the appearance of making things difficult for Chen Fan before, and changed the previous unreasonable and unforgiving people, and they began to become harmonious.

It's just that this kind of harmony seems to be only for the guard with a knife surnamed Liu, and he didn't give even the slightest charity to Chen Fan, and he gave alms to the people who were ignored by them, as if there was no such person at all.

Yes, their harmony is only for the captain surnamed Liu, as for Chen Fan? They won't even look at it, after all, to them, Chen Fan is just a rabble, only the person in front of him who seems to be obscene can be regarded as powerful, and only this in front of them can make them show a harmonious expression at this moment.

After all, to them, it was a court guard with a sword! A guard with a knife who can easily decide their life and death! A guard with a knife who can easily kill them all! And, not simply killing them, but having the right to kill them.

has the right to kill them, which means that even if the other party kills him, he does not have to take responsibility, of course, although it is on the premise of making a mistake, this is still not a reason for them not to please the guards with knives.

Imagine if someone could easily kill you under certain conditions, and kill you without any responsibility, how can people not be afraid? How can this keep this group of people from pleasing them?

Yes, this is the ability of the guards with knives, they can behead the slaves and maids who have made mistakes in the court at will, and they don't have to bear any responsibility, this is the right of the guards with knives.

Perhaps in Chen Fan's opinion, this is nothing at all. But in the eyes of the guys in this imperial dining room, this is God, the ancestor who must be served well and offered well, for fear that the other party will kill his ancestor if he is not satisfied.

So it's not difficult to understand why these guys changed their previous aggressiveness and unforgiving attitude, all because they ran into this guard with a knife, this leading guard who can decide their life and death, and this guard with a knife who has power, that's why they changed, the most fundamental reason is because they are afraid.

Yes, they are afraid, they are not only afraid of Captain Liu, they are also afraid of the knife in Captain Liu's hand, they are even more afraid of the extremely sharp knife in the gold-inlaid black scabbard, they are afraid that this knife will be on their neck when they make mistakes, and they are afraid that after they are on their neck, their head will no longer be on their body.

Yes, they are afraid of such a thing, after all, who can guarantee that they will not make mistakes for the rest of their lives? No one can guarantee that the price of making a mistake is death, and if they decide that the people who really die, it is this group of guards with knives, how can they be discordant?

Just kidding, discord with these guards with knives who dominate their own lives and deaths? Isn't that a lantern in a thatched pit, looking for death?

What's more, the guard with a knife in front of him is not an ordinary guard with a knife, it is the captain of the guard with patterns on the sleeves of his clothes!

A palace has a total of eight hundred and eighty-eight guards, a total of four captains, each brigade has two hundred and twenty-two people, and the two hundred and twenty-two people under the jurisdiction of the captain have six squadron leaders, each squadron leader has jurisdiction over thirty-six people, and among these thirty-six people, there are six squad leaders, and each squad leader has jurisdiction over about six people.

And this Captain Liu is a squad leader, don't underestimate the position of this squad leader, and don't underestimate the six-person team of guards with knives, even if it is an ordinary guard with a knife, the rights they have are much greater than the palace maids, cooks, and eunuchs in the palace.

And these guys, even if they meet an ordinary guard with a knife, they usually have to be respectful, for fear of offending them accidentally, let alone meeting the squad leader? That's like a pug, for fear that the other party will be dissatisfied and kill himself for fun.

Although there is also a reason to kill them, but this is in the jurisdiction of other people, and people want to give you a deer to be a horse and a crown Li Dai, so isn't it easy to capture? Give you a crime casually, such as molesting palace maids, such as insulting high-ranking officials, such as spitting in dishes, etc., if people want to kill you, it's like playing, without even blinking your eyes.

But fortunately, the clothes of their group of palace guards are expensive enough, they are all woven from precious black silk, this black silk only bears a cocoon once a year, the cocoon is thin and fine, thousands of silkworms can only take out two taels of silk, you can imagine how valuable this black uniform is, and it is precisely because of the value of these palace guards that they dare not cut people casually.

After all, if you cut someone and bleed on your clothes, the loss would be heavy, and if you didn't make a year's worth of money, it would be gone.

Even so, it can't change their deterrent effect on the guys in the imperial dining room.

Therefore, this is also why the captain surnamed Liu is so unsightly, so seemingly arrogant, after all, as long as he has one acre and three points of land under his jurisdiction, he is an existence like an earth emperor.

And in the eyes of the guys in the imperial dining room, the captain surnamed Liu can be said to be an ancestor-like existence, and he can't wait to offer it. Burning three incense sticks a day is the end of the business.

"Not? So you guys don't cook well, what are you talking about here? I think I hear the sound of a fight? ”

The captain surnamed Liu still looked disdainful, but also said with some doubts and reproaches.

In his eyes, a slave is a slave and a slave, just do your own thing, if anyone dares to cause trouble, his knife is not vegetarian.

If anyone dares not to work hard, he must use his blood to sacrifice the black gold knife on his waist.

The captain surnamed Liu thought so, and of course, the knife at his waist also supported his idea, after all, this knife had not tasted blood for a long time.

"Report to Captain Liu, it's not our intention!"

The head of the imperial dining room said.

"What's going on? Will the Imperial Dining Room make its own sound? ”

Captain Liu said, thinking, I heard the sound of your fight from afar, do you still want to quibble here? If something happens, I'll have to use you to train my sword.

"It's not our voice."

The head of the imperial dining room said.

"Whose voice is that?"

Captain Liu said.

"Report to Lord Liu, it's this person!"

As he spoke, the head of the imperial dining room pointed at Chen Fan, pointed at Chen Fan who was stunned to the side, and pointed at Chen Fan, who seemed to deserve to be unlucky.

The captain surnamed Liu heard what the head of the steward said, and looked at the person who caused trouble.

"Is that you?"

Captain Liu said, slowly walking towards Chen Fan.

Chen Fan watched the pot-bellied Captain Liu walking towards him, watching the invincible Captain Liu walking towards him, Chen Fan didn't move, not because Chen Fan was afraid, Chen Fan couldn't be afraid, because the other party was a grain of sand in Chen Fan's eyes.

But it's a pity that this grain of sand now seems to be a little bit of grinding feet, and this grinding sand has become a thorn in Chen Fan's eyes and a thorn in his flesh.

"Yes, that's right, it's this kid!"

The head of the steward hurriedly said, as if he couldn't wait to see Captain Liu teach Chen Fan a lesson.

"What did you do?"

Captain Liu's eyes purred, and he asked Chen Fan disdainfully.

"Captain Liu, you have to call the shots for us, this kid ......"

"Shut up!"

Before the head of the steward could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Captain Liu.

Captain Liu looked at the head of the steward with vicious eyes, and said word by word: "I let him fart by himself, I have ears, he has a mouth, he will say I will listen, it is not your turn to be here to chatter!" ”

"It's... Yes..."

The head of the steward was glared at by Captain Liu, and he was suddenly frightened, and a cold sweat was about to break out, so he hurriedly agreed.

"What did you do?"

Captain Liu looked at Chen Fan with vicious eyes, a pair of vicious eyes seemed to tell Chen Fan, as long as you cause trouble, don't think about getting out of this imperial dining room today, as long as you cause trouble, you will be ready to be a ghost under the knife today.

Chen Fan looked at the fat-headed Captain Liu and said, "It's a joke." ”

A joke? Are you kidding?

When Captain Liu heard Chen Fan's words, he was a little stunned. I was asking him what he had done, and the other party said he was joking?

You must know that ordinary people commit crimes in the court, and they will be killed directly, but the other party said that it was just a joke.

This made Captain Liu a little confused, and he didn't know what kind of joke the other party was talking about.

So Captain Liu continued to question Chen Fan: "You said you were joking? What joke? Don't tell me you're making a verbal joke? ”

When Chen Fan heard Captain Liu say this, he suddenly felt a little funny in his heart, thinking that you were right, what I made was really a verbal joke, but this joke was just a little tricky.

So Chen Fan said: "Yes, it's a verbal joke!" ”

Hearing Chen Fan say this, Captain Liu's face suddenly darkened and asked, "Are you sure?" ”

"Sure."

Chen Fan replied, after all, Chen Fan did not deceive anyone, Chen Fan was indeed a verbal joke, and there was no falsehood.

Hearing Chen Fan's affirmation, Captain Liu's face suddenly changed, and he turned his head to look at the head in charge and said sharply: "Lao Tzu asked you who caused trouble?!" ”

The head of the steward suddenly said in fear: "He is the one who caused trouble!" ”

"Then why did he say he was joking? Or is it a verbal joke? ”

Captain Liu roared angrily at the head of the steward.

"Indeed...... A verbal joke indeed! ”

The head of the steward said.

"Then how dare you tell me that he's causing trouble? Say! Who is causing the trouble! I'm going to kill him and sacrifice to heaven!" ”

Captain Liu thought to himself, you kid dare me to wronged people in public? So he roared loudly.