Chapter 139: A confidant
Winter is too cold, and the cold wind outside is blowing.
This winter, Chen Fan also made an idle fish, stayed in the quilt all the time, wrapped himself into a ball, except for eating is sleeping, and sleeping is eating.
The maid pushed open the door and walked in and shouted: "Third prince, get up and eat, eat, don't sleep anymore, if you sleep again, you will die of sleep." ”
Since the maids knew that Chen Fan got along better, they didn't have a shelf, and they didn't treat Chen Fan as a third prince at all, but only as a machine for eating, and let Chen Fan eat when the meal was ready.
If they don't eat, they'll lose a few words.
Chen Fan rolled on the bed, the quilt was too warm, Chen Fan made himself into a ball, peeking out of the quilt, looking at the Yaoyao's indefinite meal and beckoning, "Oh, it's so cold, you bring these meals to me and feed them one by one." ”
In these days, Chen Fan usually stretches his hands to open his mouth and clothes for food, and even his feet are washed, and his face is also washed, so he has to be washed when he goes to the toilet to take a bath.
If he could, Chen Fan would still be willing, but he still had some shame, and Chen Fan was not very embarrassed.
After hearing this, several little maids all looked at each other, showing very helpless expressions.
This winter, Chen Fan was too much, and the whole person shrank in the quilt all the time, and he didn't take half a step out of the door.
Look at Chen Fan's face, his face is already with a double chin, which is very heavy, and the whole person is a lot more bloated than when he looked in summer.
This man is lazy, and he has gained weight.
They can't watch their jade-like three princes turn into a greasy big white steamed bun, they definitely can't go on like this, shook their heads very firmly.
"No, the third prince's meal is here, you come and eat it yourself."
The other little maids also echoed one after another, they are all Yan Kong, they can't watch the three princes grow fatter and uglier and uglier, otherwise they won't be able to stand it, "Yes, yes, the three princes' rice is here, you can come and eat by yourself, it won't take a few steps, and it's good to exercise." ”
Chen Fan stood there and was reluctant to walk over, shook his hand, his eyes were watery, and he looked at them pitifully, "Don't don't, I don't care, I don't care anyway, I just want you to feed me, if you don't feed me, I won't eat." ”
"If I don't eat I'm going to starve to death, what if I starve to death? What should you do if the emperor asks you to ask for sin? ”
"You know, in the emperor's heart, I am very important to the emperor, and the emperor will blame you when the time comes."
Chen Fan said it at a glance, and it seemed that what he said was very reasonable, and several little girls looked at each other.
didn't even take Chen Fan in his eyes, pulled up the little maid next to him and walked outside, leaving only a back, "Alas, this third prince is really getting more and more excessive, as if we hurt him, let's go, let's go, let's go, see if the three princes can't get up to eat, it's not good for a day, two days and three days, and the three princes won't always be nested in the quilt." ”
A maid covered her mouth and laughed secretly.
"That's it, I also want to say this, the third prince is not an immortal, he will definitely get up to eat, let's go, let's go."
Chen Fan is now like a little buried in the anime dry girl he watched before, and his whole body is curled up together.
A pair of eyes looked at the food on the table, and there was a pain in his heart, "It's too much, it's too much, the two women are too much, and they don't take me, the third prince, in their eyes at all." ”
[By the way, the system, you come out, can you give me a function, jump food directly into my mouth, aren't you an idle fish system? ] I guess there is this function. 】
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[......] Hearing the news, Chen Fan left two lines of tears, looking pained, thinking in his heart that it was too difficult to break the system, as an idle fish system, it didn't even have this kind of function.
What I didn't expect was that this Xianyu system could actually hear what was going on in his heart?
[You're too lazy, salted fish aren't like you, you're really a pig, we only raise idle fish and don't raise pigs. 】
Chen Fan moved his body, feeling covered in flesh, when he lifted the quilt, his whole body was very cold as soon as he took the quilt away, and he didn't want to get up, Chen Fan wrapped it back again, and now he can bear it.
After enduring it for a while, Chen Fan really couldn't bear it anymore.
The weather was very cold, but Tian Ling'er was running around flying kites outside, sweating profusely.
Seeing Chen Fan lying on the bed, he couldn't help laughing, his brother was too lazy, he was lying in the quilt every day, "Brother, why are you lying in the quilt every day?" My sisters have already cooked the meal, and if you don't eat again, it will be cold, so hurry up and get up, brother? ”
Chen Fan looked at the little girl, she was simply full of vitality, and then looked at her listless all day, like a flower, and suddenly felt a little guilty.
But guilt is guilt, Chen Fan still didn't want to move, and said to Tian Ling'er with a white hand, "Girl, I feel so tired and tired, I don't want to move, can you help me bring the food over and feed me?" Brother, thank you, I will give you delicious food in the future. ”
My brother didn't get up at all for a while, except for going to the toilet to wash his face, he even wrapped himself in a big quilt when he went to the toilet, and it looked like a big bear from a distance.
I must not let my brother be decadent like this.
Saying that, Tian Ling'er pulled Chen Fan hard, and her tone was full of firmness, "Don't, Ling'er must not let her brother be decadent like this, if it continues like this, it will be over, my brother will become a waste brother, hurry up and eat." ”
Chen Fan originally wanted to continue lying down, but this girl's strength was too great, and she pulled herself up all of a sudden.
Chen Fan was pulled up and had no choice, so he had to wrap it in a quilt, and when he arrived at the table, he began to stretch out his hand, which was too cold outside, and he trembled and sent his hands into his mouth one by one.
Tian Ling'er held her chin with her hands and looked at Brother Chen Fan very curiously.
It's really fat and fat these days, just like a giant panda, looking at that back is like a tiger's back.
Chen Fan ate very quickly, and it was swept away in less than a few minutes, and when he was about to go to sleep, he was caught by Tian Ling'er, "Brother, don't sleep, you've been sleeping for a long time, don't sleep anymore." ”
Chen Fan didn't understand at all, isn't winter just for hibernation and sleeping?
"Why? But I'm cold, I want to sleep, why are you so cruel and won't let me sleep? Chen Fan said that he was about to turn around and walk towards the head of the bed, but was stopped by Tian Ling'er again.
Chen Fan looked at Tian Ling'er with a sad face, Tian Ling'er was as serious as a teacher, "Brother, don't sleep anymore, you sleep all day long, you see that you are covered in flesh like a panda, you don't exercise and exercise, you have become a big fat man." ”
"If you become a little fat man, you will become an ugly monster, do you want to be an ugly monster?" The little girl's eyes were bright, staring at Chen Fan.
Chen Fan felt that he was still the handsome and dashing young man he used to be, and he couldn't get fat no matter how he ate, so he waved his hand and said indifferently, "Oh, how is it possible, what are you talking about, I can't eat fat no matter how I eat, I don't have to be afraid at all with this kind of physique." ”
At this moment, a few crows floated over Tian Ling'er's head, speechless, pointed to Chen Fan's stomach, and pinched Chen Fan's face.
Crying and laughing, he said, "Brother, brother, you are too confident in yourself, do you really think that you have not gained weight?" You pinch your own face and you know you've gained weight, you've become a big fat person, you know? Brother. ”
Chen Fan still didn't believe it, he thought he was very charming, he stroked the hair on his forehead, and thought he was very attractive, "How is this possible?" My brother is thin, how can he gain weight? ”
"But my brother and sister will never lie to you, if you don't believe me, I'll go get you a mirror." Tian Ling'er walked in the direction of the cabinet as she spoke, took out a mirror from the drawer, and immediately placed it in front of Chen Fan.
Chen Fan was startled when he saw it, and couldn't help screaming, "Hell, who is this?" Zhu Bajie? ”
Chen Fan was taken aback by himself in the mirror, who is so fat, this is also terrible, the fat head and big ears even have a double chin several times, and he doesn't believe it at all.
Inside that mirror is yourself, it's like a demon mirror.
After hearing this, Tian Ling'er shook her head with tears and laughter, pinched your Chen Fan's face, and continued to smile and said, "Brother, you have seen it now, and finally know that I didn't lie to you, right, I didn't lie to you?" ”
Chen Fan now finally knows that the little woman doesn't lie to herself anymore, but now she wants to cry, she was handsome and chic, suave, and greasy before the big fat man, she didn't dare to accept it at all, and sat on the bed decadently, "Have I really become a big fat man?" Am I ugly now? ”
Tian Ling'er didn't deceive at all, and nodded with a smile, "Yes, brother, although you didn't dare to admit it before, it's good that you know now, you are indeed ugly now." ”
Chen Fan pinched himself, his round face pinched his heavy back again, and it was all meat, and he couldn't believe that he had become a big fat man.
I must not become a big fat man, I can't become an ugly monster, and I can't accept it at all as a face control.
The way he looks is too ugly, Chen Fan stared at Tian Ling'er's eyes and said with a serious face, "Sister, do you mean that I look ugly now?" ”
Chen Fan didn't know why he was looking at Tian Ling'er expectantly, and he didn't know what he was expecting.
Sure enough, this conscienceless little girl nodded lightly and said without hesitation, "That's right, compared to my brother, my brother used to be really optimistic about yin and qi, but now it's like two people, I can't recognize it at all, it's really ugly." ”
In fact, Tian Ling'er said in an exaggerated tone, although Chen Fan has gained weight, he is at most a chubby fat man, and his soft facial features still look upright, not ugly, but indeed uglier than before.
It's true that it's not as good as it used to be.
This sentence is true, this sentence is like a thorn, and it pierced into Chen Fan's heart.
It's so sad that it's really sad, it turns out that he's ugly, it's ugly.
Chen Fan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Really, little girl, will you dislike me now?" Do you tell me you dislike me? ”
The little girl felt that Chen Fan looked a little ugly, but she still shook her head firmly, and said with a serious face, "No, my brother is my good brother, although my brother is very ugly, but he is very kind in his heart, I will never dislike my brother." ”
“…… Okay, aren't you going to play with kites again? You go ahead and play, is it okay if my brother wants to be alone? "Listen! What is this, is this all human talk?
It means that he has already understood the meaning of having nothing but kindness, the little girl's conscience has been eaten by the dog, Chen Fan has also understood, what else is trying to expect, there is no need to expect anything.
Tian Ling'er patted Chen Fan's shoulder, sighed like an old man, and then walked out looking old.
Oh my god, what's going on? What the hell is going on? How could this little girl's eyes look at herself like an old man.
In other words, this little girl is hopeless with herself, and she feels that she is like that, she has given up, ugly, ugly.
Chen Fan sat on the bed and thought about it, it should be this truth, it is definitely this truth.
No, no, I think I was handsome and dashing, suave, and I definitely can't become such a ghost, and I have to exercise and run.
Chen Fan opened the cabinet, took out some snacks and began to eat, getting up to prepare for the last big meal.
Tian Ling'er flew the kite for a while and came back, originally thinking that her brother had already gotten up, and said that what she said was deliberately called a name, but she didn't expect to see Chen Fan eating a big bite of dim sum there after coming in.
Tian Ling'er couldn't believe it at all, she opened her mouth wide, and she could hold an egg in her mouth, "No, brother, I thought you were going to lose weight inspiringly, but I didn't expect you to eat more, aren't you afraid that you will grow more meat and become a very fat big fat pig, and then my sister will dislike you." ”
Chen Fan can't care so much, anyway, it's the last meal, you can eat as much as you want, "Don't worry, my dear sister, I will definitely lose weight, but you have to wait for me to finish this last meal, I will lose weight, please believe me." ”
Tian Ling'er didn't believe it, how could my brother be so lazy, how could he lose weight, he would only grow fatter and fatter, and sat there and said seriously, "Brother, you better eat less, you will grow fat like this, and if you get fat, you will get sick, I heard that you will get high blood pressure, diabetes, obesity, and all kinds of diseases." ”