"Let the stove cook all the ingredients – spatula, surrender to me! Roar, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar! Roar, pots and pans! Roar, Cohesion Furnace! ”

Zhou Ke'er let out an arrogant laugh, cooking as if she was a shark, "One pot, two bowls!" One knife, two petals! One dish, two meals! ”

The flamingo waved his fist dissatisfiedly: "Be attentive when cooking!" I don't want to eat burnt food! Besides, you've said all the lines, what do I say? It's too much to play a one-man show by yourself, right? ”

Zhou Keer immediately showed the expression of "woman-beach-frog jumping man", and said confidently with her head held high: "The stalk is not based on other people's charity, it is to be snatched by yourself!" ”

Outside the kitchen, Ming Mengjing looked at Zhou Ke'er and Flamingo who were laughing and laughing in the kitchen, and couldn't help but sigh: "There are really people who have a good relationship with that guy...... Could it be that the woman is also some kind of monster in human skin? ”

The corners of his mouth tugged between his fingers: "Compared to this, I am more concerned that they will not overdo it, and accidentally burn all the dishes......"

When Polyus heard that the sand between his fingers dared to question Zhou Keer's level, he immediately wanted to stand up and directly reprimanded, "Impossible, absolutely impossible!" But at the last moment, he remembered that Zhou Ke'er told him not to talk nonsense until he got permission, so he had to stop his mouth unhappily, and could only stare at the sand between his fingers with his eyes.

It's too bad, stare with your eyes!

The sand between his fingers immediately felt a chill inexplicably.

Qiao Yixia sat on the sofa, still holding his thin sword in his hand all the time, and said without raising his head: "I feel even stranger—what kind of ecstasy soup did this evil god pour into you?" When a normal person encounters an evil god of this magnitude, it is too late to escape quickly, so why do you rush to him all the time? That's weird, isn't it? Could it be that he has brainwashed and seduced you without me noticing? ”

The sand between his fingers was empty-eyed - the inexplicable woman in front of him began to say strange things again.

Because in that large-scale event module, the finger sand was directly unconscious for a long time, and it was not until the end of the module and he came to reality that he woke up, so she didn't see the final scene at all, and the other people explained to her in detail enough, so she didn't have any real sense of this matter at all, and she didn't know Qiao Yixia's identity at all - she just thought it was a secondary second disease brought by the flamingo to eat.

"The evil god or something is too much, isn't it? That guy is indeed a very dangerous monster, but to say that this is already at the level of a god...... It's a little too ridiculous. ”

But I didn't expect Ming Mengjing to answer seriously, and even said with a slight provocation: "Moreover, I obviously think that guy is an evil god, and I still want us to leave quickly-don't you still stay here with a dead face?" Besides...... Compared to Zhou Ke'er's guy, it's you, who obviously have such a powerful power, but you are neither a member of those families, nor a person who exterminates tricks, or even a trickster...... It's better to say that your identity is more suspicious, isn't it? ”

Qiao Yixia raised his head slightly, "First of all, it's not that I have to stay here, but because of Huangquan...... No, Flamingo she had to stay here, I had to protect her, so I had to. Secondly, I don't even know what the forces you are talking about are, and I don't know how long it has been since I was sealed. ”

When Polyus heard this, he finally couldn't help it, and immediately retorted with a serious face: "You ignorant mortals, don't go too far! Don't call me lord with such a mouthful of an evil god and a mouthful of monsters. My lord is the great god of Olympus, the god of time and space - Kronos! ”

At this moment, not only Qiao Yixia, but even the sand between his fingers and Ming Mengjing looked at him with the eyes of a fool.

However, the slight difference is that the finger sand simply thinks that this guy is just an older middle school disease, and Ming Mengjing thinks that this guy is probably brainwashed by Zhou Keer, what a pathetic man, completely played by Zhou Keer's monster.

As for Qiao Yixia, he showed an expression that he couldn't bear to look at directly, and after looking at Polyus, he said directly: "The main god of Olympus, Kronus, is okay...... Let's not say that Olympus has been wiped out a long time ago, even the main god at that point in time was the old thing of Zeus, as for Cronus...... I remember that it was a pendant on Huang Quan's body? ”

Polyus was immediately annoyed - you can scold him, scold Zhou Keer, no!

It's just that he just stood up "poofed", and before he could do anything, he saw Zhou Ke'er walking out with a plate in one hand, and shouted at them: "It's time to eat." You're not kids, are you? Go and cook your own food, don't think I'll help. ”

"Wow"

The next moment, I saw the flamingo holding two plates on the dining table, staring at the dead fish's eyes, and reading in a high-spirited manner: "Poor hospitality!" ”

"Hey! This is my line, kora! ”

Zhou Ke'er's eyes widened, but she didn't expect to be robbed of her lines just by saying a word, and immediately said dissatisfied: "And you just beat it, what did you entertain!" ”

The flamingo stared at it and responded mercilessly: "You said it yourself, the stalk was not given by others, but was snatched by yourself." ”

Zhou Ke'er lifted a stone and smashed it on her own foot, and could only stare at her eyes and sulk.

It's too bad, take the eyes and stare at it!

He had already taken this opportunity to cook well, and the sand between his fingers sitting at the dining table casually teased: "I didn't expect it, Zhou Ke'er, you are still an evil god." ”

"Oh, you're pretty well-informed, you've heard about it."

Finger Sha didn't believe this at all, so he was just casually teasing, but he didn't expect Zhou Ke'er to admit it confidently, and looked at her with a smile and said, "So, do you want to be my dependent?" There's a god in front of you~"

Doesn't this make the finger sand even more disbelievable!

Zhou Keer always has this talent, telling lies as if they are true, and telling the truth as if they are false. Obviously he didn't intend to hide it at all, and even showed it with great fanfare - but why didn't anyone believe it?

It's strange, is this also the effect of the aura of reducing intelligence? But let's not talk about whether the aura of wisdom reduction exists or not, can it still be brought to reality?

Finger Sha couldn't help laughing: "Okay, since you are so invited, then be your dependent." Wow, it's a god, it's amazing! ”

Zhou Ke'er suddenly approached when she heard this, almost touching her face with her fingers, raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Oh? Did you say it yourself? If you say that, you can't regret it. ”