Chapter 130: The Monk Steals the Sow
"Ouch, Xiao Fang's rabbit cub is amazing, and the third aunt has been hacked?!"
"Stop him!"
"Don't let this little little kid look down on us!"
The other "villagers" were also shocked for a while when they saw the third aunt flying out.
After all, in their minds, He Fang is a little rabbit jumping up and down in Donghe Village.
And even in a sense......
Who is their common child.
It's just that there is no way to do some things, because, this is the order of the "village chief", they have to make a move against He Fang and prevent He Fang and others from rushing into the palace.
After a bunch of villagers reacted, they also began to take action.
And where did he start his performance......
"Uncle Li, do you remember the old sow that disappeared in your family?"
"What?!" A man with an iron crutch was stunned, he had lived in Donghe Village for eighteen years, and he had raised the old sow for three years, how could he not remember.
"The second dog stole it!"
"What?!Erdog, did you steal my old sow?"
"Li Ding, don't listen to this little rabbit cub's nonsense, what kind of identity do I have, have you forgotten? Before I went to Donghe Village, I was a monk! Why did I steal a pig!" A thin villager looked aggrieved.
"Oh yes...... How could a monk steal a pig?"
"Uncle Li, you have been deceived by Ergou Danzi, the focus is not on a pig, but on a sow!" He Fang shouted loudly while stretching out his legs to step down towards Uncle Li.
"Sow?!" Uncle Li couldn't react for a while, and was suddenly startled when he saw that He Fang's flirtatious leg had already reached close to him.
Then, he understood!
Originally......
The point is a sow!
Monk steals sows!
"it, little free cub, you're talking nonsense, Lao Tzu's innocence!" The thin villager who was called Ergou Dan turned red all of a sudden.
"Ergou Danzi, you are not innocent, if you are innocent, won't that old sow be wronged?"
"Bang!"
Uncle Li was stunned, but he was hit by a punch and withdrew three steps.
And then, Xiaoice punched again.
Uncle Li took another five or six steps.
So......
The second dog egg was exposed.
"Little bunny, I didn't ...... much That old sow, you insult my innocence, I ...... I'll fight with you!" The second dog egg took a stride, and actually threw out two chains in his hand, one left and one right, to tie He Fang and Xiaoice together.
But Xiaoice is significantly faster.
"Bang!"
A kick in the face of the second dog.
The second dog flew up and fell beside Uncle Li.
Uncle Li looked at Ergou Danzi.
The second dog also looked at Uncle Li.
The two of them stared at each other.
"What do you see? Lao Tzu really didn't get that old sow in your house, what kind of eyes are you?!" The second dog was stared at so much that he couldn't stand it.
"Don't be a thief, what are you lacking in heart?" Uncle Li's face was strange.
"Fuck, you old lame, you also think Lao Tzu will make a pig, let me tell you, Lao Tzu is not your old sow, but your daughter-in-law......!
"it!" Uncle Li was stunned for three seconds, and then he reacted, and the iron crutch in his hand smashed down on Ergoudanzi's head without thinking about it.
And then ......
The two men scuffled together.
He Fang tilted his head.
Eighteen years in Donghe Village, he did not live in vain.
In a place where no one defends him, he has long been deeply aware of everyone's "incriminating evidence", and it is no exaggeration to say that he is the information concentration point of Donghe Village.
And, most importantly, this is recognized by everyone in Donghe Village.
"Uncle Li, don't fight, I remembered it wrong just now, the other ones who really stole pigs were Qi Mazi!" He Fang saw the two of them fighting together, and suddenly shouted innocently.
Not far away, a middle-aged man with pockmarks on his face changed suddenly.
Because, Uncle Li and Ergou Danzi's anger ......
It seemed to be transferred to him in an instant.
Fire, burning!
"it?!I didn't get your sow...... Really, well...... Okay, I stole it, but if you eat a pig, you won't really want to kill me, right?"
"I'm going to kill you!"
"It turned out to be the pig that you kid stole from!"
The two of them shouted, and they all rushed towards Qimazi.
"Ah...... Kill someone, old man Lu Li, you take care of it, these two goods are going to kill each other in the same door!" Qi Mazi turned around and ran, without looking back.
"What are you doing!" said the village elder's face darkened.
A group of big guys......
was actually played around by a little free cub.
Is there still a royal law?
Is there still a law?!
"Old man Lu Li, this kid won't give me an explanation today......"
"Shut up for me! What time is it, you don't want to do the business!" Lu Li shook his hand, and a palmprint like substance was slapped out.
"Bang!"
Uncle Li's two dogs and eggs fell to the ground.
The scene seems to be about to be controlled.
But at this moment, He Fang's voice sounded again.
"Village elder, you go to peek at Widow Zhang taking a bath at seven fifty every night, don't think I don't know!"
"Little rabbit cub shut up, get out of here, don't make a mess here, get out, do you know? Why did I raise you for eighteen years, do you dare to rebel in the nest?!"
Eighteen years in Donghe Village......
The devil knows where he knows how many secrets in Donghe Village.
As the master of the forbidden door.
In the past eighteen years, he has lived happily.
The villagers of Donghe Village are also living happily.
But it is precisely because of happiness that some things are relaxed, and they become more and more genuine, and even sometimes, they forget their identity.
Eighteen years......
The forbidden door, in fact, is no longer the forbidden door of the past.
In the past, the forbidden door had strict rules and clear hierarchies, but eighteen years later, the people in the forbidden door were no longer like this, and they began to quarrel and even fight over trivial matters.
Just like a real rural villager.
The village chief knew this, but after eighteen years of this, he didn't pay much attention to it, or rather, he was just as used to this noisy life.
But now, he seems to understand a little.
The forbidden door is really no longer the forbidden door it used to be......
Human!
But the heart has changed.
And there is only one person who can detonate this "weakness", and that is where it is!
An existence that holds the secrets of all the villagers of Donghe Village!