138 small yellow quack (ask for collection, recommended)

Eventually, Ted managed to stuff 11 fried chicken wings into his mouth.

"Yes, well done, Ted.

Haha,"

Matthew wriggled his body into his own dance and raised his hands high.

I almost didn't jump in excitement.

Because John didn't believe Ted could do such a feat.

This is a violation of common sense in physics, and ordinary people can't do it at all.

So Matthew and John have a big belly, Matthew guesses that his friend Ted can do it, and John is the opposite, he can't do it.

Both John and Matthew are confident and convinced that they are right.

The result speaks for itself, John lost, or a big defeat.

With eleven chicken wings, John was about to doubt his life.

Is it because I am too drunk and my eyes are ghosted, so I can count so much.

It's a pity that this is indeed true, judging by the amount of alcohol I had, the beer before was sprinkled with water for myself.

John shook his head, sighing, embarrassed.

"Ted, you're the one who hides it.

I admire you very much.

Matthew, I'm losing this time. ”

It turns out that John and Matthew have a bet, of course, the stakes are not as big as Matthew's in college, John doesn't dare to be like Matthew, actually in broad daylight, in front of the public, naked on campus.

"Haha, I told you a long time ago that I won."

Matthew smirked.

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John vaguely felt that something was wrong there, could it be that he capsized in the gutter, and Matthew already knew Ted's depths?

Lily and Peggy were still whispering on the other side, talking about the secrets between the girls.

Suddenly hearing Matthew's smug laughter, the two girls looked puzzled.

What makes Matthew so happy?

"Matthew, what's so pleased?"

Lily asked her boyfriend curiously.

"John and I have big bellies, how many chicken wings Ted can eat in one bite, I guess more than nine, John guesses less than nine. It turned out to be obvious, Ted broke 10 directly, so I won. ”

Matthew talks about his belly covenant with John.

Ted on the side was also very proud, with a proud and proud expression, as if he had accomplished something great.

"Wow, Ted. It's hard to imagine that the last time you were at McLaren Bar, there were only nine, and this time it broke ten. ”

Lily was also surprised by the difference in her face.

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John and Peggy were also confused,

The former is because, John, he actually found out that Matthew won by cheating.

Now he figured out why Matthew was sure that Ted could do it, it turned out that he had already known that Ted had tried before, and how many of them he could eat in one go.

I was kept in the dark.

The reason why Peggy was confused was because of her newly met friends, whose brain circuits seemed to be different from ordinary people, and she was dumbfounded.

The most important boyfriend is that he will feel biased by them.

"I protest, Matthew, you are cheating, I don't admit that I lost, I take back what I just said."

John's expression of not admitting defeat, coupled with his handsome face, makes people feel very funny.

I didn't expect John to be so naΓ―ve.

"Haha, John. You look so funny, I've never seen you."

Seeing this, Peggy's expression management was out of control, and she couldn't help but laugh.

The others were also laughing so happily that they almost lost their breath.

It is rare for everyone to see John so angry, because John always looks like a young man, which makes people feel confident. This makes everyone's teeth itch, including her girlfriend Peggy.

"That's it, John. Admitting defeat is justified. ”

Matthew said coaxingly.

Nor is it afraid that John will flip the table directly, just like his friend Sheldon.

It's a pity that John's cheekiness still needs it, and his temperament is not upright, otherwise he would also want to try what it is like to overturn the plate.

"That is, once the word is spoken, the horse is difficult to chase."

"Sh......hh

Ted, who is an accomplice, and Lily, who is not idle, are also fanning the wind and lighting the rhythm on the side.

At the same time, his girlfriend Peggy has no intention of stepping forward to help.

John instantly felt that he was not a good failure,

Here's what's going on.

It is not an exaggeration to betray their relatives and leave them.

In the end, John, who looked helpless, could only respond with tears in his eyes.

Originally

John and Matthew potbelly,

If John wins, Matthew will have to eat a large plate of hot sauce, the kind that John added to Ted.

If Matthew loses, he probably won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow.

If Matthew wins, John can grant him a request, not too much, of course.

John, who originally thought that he was victorious, didn't expect that the clown would be himself in the end.

I hope Matthew won't embarrass himself after a tiring day's work and making a table of delicious food.

But what John didn't expect was that Matthew, who was honest and honest, really put forward a request that John was very entangled with.

Go back half an hour ago,

John and his friend Matthew, Ted ate ate hot pot while drinking beer and chattering about various topics, but John's eyes were very entangled with the tie on Matthew's chest.

It turned out that Matthew went to the banquet today, wearing a tie printed with a duck pattern, and the most important thing was that its color was bright yellow.

John thinks it's super funny, and with Matthew's height of nearly two meters, he looks super cute.

Originally, John would not normally express his own opinions or suggestions about his friend's style of dress.

Probably eating meat and drinking together, the atmosphere became lively, and John began to joke about the tie that Matthew was wearing today.

"Matthew, you're wearing something interesting today.

Especially your tie.

Little yellow duck pattern, duck, duck, duck.

Poof, hahaha.

I'm sorry, I can't help it. ”

John burst out laughing, feeling like he was about to burst out laughing.

Usually he rarely does this.

Because John thought of a cold joke that was very memorable.

A duckling doesn't know what its name is, and then it suddenly knows that its name is Yellow.

One day when it was crossing the street, it was accidentally hit by a car, and it was so frightened that it screamed "quack".

So in the future, it became a little yellow quack.

Well, John was very melancholy.

It's a pity that none of you here know the breadth and profundity of Mandarin, otherwise John would have told them this story.

John quickly put away the smile on his face.

"I'm sorry, Matthew. It was rude just now, and I promise I won't tease your tie again.

Poof......"

John couldn't help but laugh.

I thought to myself what was going on today, maybe I was drunk.

"Come on, John. I know my tie is fun, but I can't make it that exaggerated. ”

Matthew wasn't angry, he was just a little indignant.

Because he really likes this tie so much, but it's a bit cartoonish.

None of them were people who couldn't afford to joke, and quickly shifted the topic to the past.

Unexpectedly, retribution came so quickly.

With a bitter face, John tied the little yellow duck tie before Matthew.

Everyone likes to see it, and John's girlfriend Peggy didn't forget to stab him in the back.

I took out a DSLR camera from the room, set it to a delay, and then took a group photo together.

The C position is the wry-smiling John.

β€œSay cheese.”

A photo of John, Peggy, Matthew, Lily, and Ted came out, and the smile on John's face in the middle of the photo felt a little forced to laugh no matter how you looked at it.

Nonsense, it's not.

John spat out.