149. I Love You 2 (Ask for Subscription)
I'm going to kiss her, now."
Ted said with courage.
"Ted, it's almost midnight. As your future lawyer, I have to remind you.
This behavior of yours is crazy. And it's a violation of the law.
As a friend, you're doing this amazingly.
I've got your back."
Matthew stood as a future lawyer and a good friend, and gave Matthew his advice.
"Thanks, Matthew. Never have I ever done anything crazy. Always wait for the right moment and prepare a plan.
Now here's your chance.
She's leaving tomorrow, and tonight may be my last chance.
I'm going to do what that guy didn't do, and I'm going to change."
Everyone was dumbfounded, and they all looked at Ted with strange eyes.
The man seemed to have jumped into the sea, or from the Manhattan Bridge.
"Well, that's an inappropriate analogy. I'm sorry, everyone. It's pretty inappropriate, it's terrible."
"I think this analogy is quite interesting, kudos to you!"
Barney didn't make a mess of it, and said in a weird way.
"By the way, congratulations, happy newlyweds (into the grave of love)."
Lily and Matthew were speechless.
"I'm going."
Ted, who has made up his mind, prepares to leave the bar and head to Brooklyn.
But the body was very honest and did not move a step, as if waiting for someone.
"Wait a minute, we'll go with you. Cheer you on."
Lily and Matthew said thoughtfully.
Ted was very moved to hear this, and he was still a friend for many years.
Then they looked at the last Barney who didn't say anything.
But Barney was motionless.
"......, Barney?"
Barney had no choice but to turn away.
No way, who calls himself Ted's best friend.
Then he raised the index finger of his right hand and said.
"Well, you're going to promise me one condition."
thereupon
The four of them sat in a taxi, and Ted, the co-driver, changed into a brand new suit.
"I told you, handsome. Tonight is going to be a legend."
It seems that Barney has gotten his wish, and his friend has finally put on his uniform with him. A few of them were used to Barney's crazy talk.
"Stop ahead, Ranjit."
Ted remembered that he and Robin had dinner together in the previous dining room when he talked about a blue horn hanging on the wall.
At that time, Ted pointed to the horn stupidly, saying that it was like a man's dingfang, and he regretted it after saying it, how could he say this in front of a girl, and it was the first date between the two, to Ted's surprise, Robin didn't care at all, and said that he agreed with Ted's point of view.
Even on the way back to her house, the topic continued to be discussed.
I think that blue horn is very suitable for hanging on the wall of her house for decoration.
Ted was witful, and the romantic little prince thought it was too old-fashioned to send flowers or something.
Or just give her a chic gift, like the one with the blue horn.
So, Ted got out of the car directly, grabbed the horn with lightning speed, and then ran into the taxi and shouted under the shocked eyes of the restaurant waiter.
"Ranjit, hurry, hurry!"
Soon the rear of the car disappeared into the night.
"It feels like I've seen this scene before, it's so familiar."
Matthew and Lily, who were sitting in the car, were trying to remember.
But he selectively forgot that the three of them had done this kind of thing together before.
Lily pretends to be a pregnant woman, steals something from a convenience store, accidentally exposes her stuffing, and runs away.
Otherwise Ted wouldn't have been so smooth and natural.
Soon, it was downstairs for Robin.
"Ted, it's a matter of success or failure! Come on!"
"Be sure to kiss her!"
"Ted is going to have a relationship with a reporter, it's so interesting."
Lily and Matthew were cheering on with joy.
Even Barney, who disapproves of Ted, joins in with a strange smile.
"Come on!"
Ranjit, the taxi driver, also clenched his fists and waved.
"Matthew, as my future best man, you must lie about my wedding to Robin to be able to tell this story."
Ignoring Barney's pale face, he hurriedly got out of the car.
"Why is Matthew your best man? I'm your best friend! Ted, Ted?"
Barney had an unhappy expression.
In his opinion, he is Ted's best friend.
Ted also cheered himself up in his heart,
Trembling body rings the doorbell of Robin's house,
But she forgot that she still has 5 dogs of different sizes at home.
Wangwang,
Ted was so scared that he almost fell to the ground.
"I'm going, I'm scared the baby to death. Let's run!"
So Ted wanted to escape and go straight home.
Originally, this time I returned to Robin's apartment to support a strong momentum, but unfortunately the momentum weakened on the way here, and I was frightened by Robin's dog barking again, and this momentum was directly dispersed.
ใNO!ใ
"Ted? , hurry back for me."
"You've got a suit. Don't embarrass me."
Seeing this, Matthew and his party were very angry and shouted one after another.
With a helpless look on his face, Ted took the blue horn and returned the same way.
"Ted?"
Robin heard the bell ringing at his own door,
So she leaned sideways and leaned out of the window with her dogs, surprised to see Ted, who had left not long ago.
It was surprising to be back here now.
You know, this is Brooklyn, although Brooklyn doesn't want to be now.
Brooklyn used to give people who knew New York well the impression that it was synonymous with dirty, messy, and bad.
It's because it's close to Manhattan, New York, but the level of consumption here isn't as high as that of the city.
Therefore, there are some poor and poor people here, and the situation is complicated.
Bringing together African-American, Hispanic, Asian and other ethnic minority communities, coupled with the low level of education, employment difficulties and racist discrimination of American minorities, this was once the highest crime rate in New York, USA, and was regarded by some as a chaotic, dirty, and criminal birthplace.
"The Godfather", one of the most classic movies in American history, many of the classic scenes in it were filmed in Brooklyn.
However, with the development of society, the situation has changed dramatically, and the government has been interested in creating a better image of New York, and the police force in the vicinity has been increased.
Along with it, the environment has become more beautiful, the quality of the population has also been significantly improved, and the safety has been guaranteed.
However, underworld forces still breed in some areas.
In particular, in some streets, there are cases of theft and looting from time to time.
So in the middle of the night, the streets here are very empty and a little infiltrating.
"Hey, I justโ"
Ted smiled a little, and he picked up the blue horn in his hand to gesture.
"Come on!"
Robin opens the security door of the apartment downstairs.
"He's in!"
The crowd in the car was very happy.
It's a small step for Ted, but it's a giant leap for humanity.
Barney is depressed, and he is no longer Ted's best man.
It's a pity for the lonely female guests at the wedding.
He thought of a lot of pick-ups and pickup plans.
"Ranjit, what do you think of Lebanese girls? You've probably been in a good relationship."
Barney looked at the skin color of the driver Ranjit, and it was obvious that he was also from Central Asia.
In fact, many Americans are blind and can't tell who is who.
In particular, when white Americans look at African-American people, it is often reported in the news.
When a white person reports to the police to testify against a suspect (of African descent),
It's always mistaken or confused.
"I'll get out of the car first, and Barney's classic limitless moment has arrived. I'll go and see if there are any shops on the street that have toilets."
Lily had a disgusted and helpless expression on her face, knowing that Barney was hopeless, and she could only see out of her mind and not be upset.
So I got out of the car and left.
"Actually, I'm from Bangladesh, and it's in South Asia." Ranjit said in surprise.
The customer is God.
"How's the girl there? Is your body hot?"
Barney suddenly came to his senses, as if he hadn't drawn it on his map yet.
"This is a picture of my wife! What do you think? Beautiful!"
Ranjit pulled out a picture of his wife from the back of the rearview mirror in the car.
The happiness on his face is beyond words, whenever he feels tired from driving and working, after taking out her photo, he is refreshed and instantly feels heartfelt happiness.
"Let's save some face for him."
After seeing the photo, Barney whispered to Matthew on the side.
"She's nice, she's kind. You're in luck. Ranjit."
Barney is very set, he can stand in New York nightclubs, bars, strip halls without falling,
How can you do it without a few handfuls of shabu-shabu.
Matthew smiled awkwardly.
"Matthew, I heard that the olive theory was invented by you and Lily?"
"Of course!"
Matthew said with a smile on his face of pride.
"You hate olives, you hate them so much. But Lily loved it. Really?"
"Yes, I hate it."
"Two weeks ago, you ate a lot of olives at the Spanish Bar on 79th Street. You explain, explain."
Matthew looked so surprised that his jaw was about to drop to the ground.
It's a big secret, how did Barney know.
It took Matthew a lot of effort to find this bar.
Matthew, who had been thinking about it for a long time, could only tell Barney the details.
and demanded that he guarantee that he would not be able to mention it to Lily even if he was killed.
Otherwise, his future wedding may be a chicken and an egg.
It turns out that Matthew has just entered college and met his soulmate Lily.
On the first date, Matthew orders a vegetable salad, and Lily asks Matthew if she gives her the olives from the dish.
Lily loves olives,
Matthew was only 15 years old at the time, young and vigorous, and the most important thing was that Matthew was still a virgin at the time.
For the sake of the happiness of his lower body, Matthew said that he disliked olives the most.
Actually, I really like to eat olives, and I still eat them until the end.
This is called having a sense of ceremony.
It's a pity to meet Lily, who is also obsessed with olives.
But what excites Matthew is that this girl is literally like the girl of his dreams.
Barney's body shook when he heard this.
In his opinion, Matthew is just because he has seen too little, not like himself.
Ten thousand flowers have passed, and the leaves do not stick to the body.
So he began to instigate Matthew:
"Matthew, a piece of advice for you.
Don't get married! Why do you say you hate it, but secretly you like it and don't want it.
It's craving, you're craving for something new, craving olives, craving something else.
You just don't dare admit it."
"I'll admit I didn't dare. But when I think about the rest of my life with Lily, I feel so happy.
Together for a long time, never abandoned, forever united.
I'm not afraid of getting married at all! Especially with Lily her.
I'm going to marry this girl, whatever you say or do."
By the time Matthew said these heartfelt words, Lily had returned.
I just heard these touching love words, and I was immediately very happy.
He hugged Matthew's neck and prepared to sprinkle dog food on the spot.
"Lily, there's one thing I need to confess to you, I like olives."
Matthew said seriously to Lily, who was full of spring.
"We'll come to an agreement together."
Lily, dressed as a pirate, said nonchalantly.
So they began to kiss passionately, and Barney in the car was creepy.
"Ugh."
Ranjit empathizes, he also has a wife who loves each other deeply.
On the other end,
In the room, there was a coffee table with fine wine and lyrical slow music.
Robin and Ted sat on the couch, and the atmosphere was ......
It's embarrassing.
The two of them longed for two cracks in the ground. One by one.
Here's how it happened.
Luo Bing invited Ted into the house,
"Ted, what wind brought you to Brooklyn?
Especially at half past one in the morning, dressed in a suit and leather shoes."
"I.... I just want to taste that jar of olives that you are talking about. You said it was for me, but I'll come."
Ted racked his brains and came up with a reason.
Robin looked at Ted with an intriguing look on his face, whatever.
I'm going to go out again tomorrow, so I'm going to have some meat.
"How about olives soaked in gin and vermouth?"
Ted's face was overjoyed, and everyone on earth knew the true meaning of this sentence.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?"
Robin was very unusual, taking a few steps forward.
The two of them were almost together. Robin clicked on a cassette player on the table.
The room was filled with moving music, and the atmosphere was very ambiguous.
"It's just foreplay!"
Ted raised his head, his lips moving slightly, and shouted without saying a word, "Thank God!"
His mother was Jewish, and she naturally believed in God.
Unlike John's friend Sheldon, he is still not religious, and does not believe in God and Jesus.
On the contrary, I kind of believe that there are definitely sea monsters in Loch Ness.
The two began to dance in the living room.
With the sound of music, the bodies of the two gradually moved closer together.
"I like your olive theory, it's so interesting."
"I like your French trumpet, it's great."
"I like your nose"
"I think I'm in love with you"
"......, what?"
The atmosphere froze suddenly.
Robin was dumbfounded, she just wanted to have a fun night, but it was definitely not like that.
After Ted finished speaking, he was also shocked.
Under the shock, there is also a trace of luck.
What if,
What if the other party is also his own kind of lover,
Wang Ba has a good eye on mung beans.
But the result is self-evident, I fell short today.
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