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Mr. Mosby, Mr. Stinson you have been arrested, please come with us. Please put your hand where I can see, sir."

Barney and Ted looked at the airport police officers in surprise, and they looked at the two of them with fierce eyes.

It's as if the two of them have done something unreasonable.

Ted and Barney are confused from time to time, especially Barney.

Although I sometimes play a little too much, it's just some harmless pranks, and it doesn't hurt anyone.

Could it be that the scandal of his own company has been exposed, and although he can't escape the involvement as the signing of the document, this battle is pretending to be too big.

You have to know that you can be the eyes and ears of the federal government, so you can save some face for yourself.

It turned out that Barney negotiated terms with agents of the FBI's Commercial Crime Division,

He served as a tainted witness for the federal government to collect evidence on behalf of the federal government on all of their companies' crimes.

At that point, Barney will receive an exemption and a large bonus.

But it seems that the evidence he has collected is not comprehensive enough, Barney thought to himself.

Barney was so unhurried that he even wanted to say hello to Lauren.

It's a pity that the two of them don't know themselves at all, and they are strangers.

Pretending not to know Barney and Ted, the two daughters, pulled their luggage and hurriedly got off the flight.

It turned out that Lauren and her friends were surprised to find that they had such a large melon to eat on their flight just after arriving in Philadelphia.

For fear of implicating themselves, the two of them obviously protected themselves and stayed out of the matter.

What if Barney and Ted were the kind of vicious characters? At that time, the yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants, and it was not a matter of things.

Although the two are good-looking, it is difficult to guarantee that they are not psychopaths.

In desperation, Ted had no choice but to do so.

Ted, who has seen many old movies, understands that when the situation is critical, it is better to do it.

If you don't do it, it's probably like what happened in the movie, and you will inevitably get shot.

It is estimated that even if the magazine is emptied, the person involved will be fine, and it may be possible to change to a better department.

If it weren't for the fact that both men were typically Caucasian Americans, the airport police wouldn't have been so polite. Or look at it differently, such as African Americans, Hispanics, or Middle Easterners. People promise that you won't be able to eat and walk around.

The two were arranged in the nearest detention room at the airport, and Ted had a bitter look on his face, he had been following the rules since he was a child, honest and down-to-earth.

He has never violated discipline or broken the law, even if it is a red light.

Now, with the help of his friend Barney, he finally sees the scenes where the main character often appears in the movie.

A cold interrogation room, a simple table, a few chairs, a chandelier, and a few airport policemen with unkind faces.

It's a pity that there are no one-way see-through glass windows like those seen on TV.

It's a pity, Ted thought to himself.

Barney's face was calm, anyway, there was someone above him, so he wasn't nervous.

Even he's quite happy, the next time he goes out to pick up girls, there is a new story.

What great material. Barney inquired with interest about the interrogation room.

Feeling the cold chairs of the detention room, Ted looked incredulous.

"I'm so angry at your behavior, we're international businessmen, and we're here for an important meeting.

If there is no problem, I ask you to release us immediately."

Barney was serious, talking nonsense.

"You demand? What are you talking about, Barney? Sorry for your nonsense.

You know, you're a little short circuited here!"

Ted hurriedly tried to stop Barney from speaking wildly, and explained to the airport police with an anxious expression, pointing to his head.

Signal them that Barney's head is not normal, and don't be like him.

"Mr. Mosby, you must stay calm. You know, we never wronged a good person, and we don't let go of a bad person."

The African-American policeman said calmly.

"Okay, okay. I was very calm."

Ted was suddenly pitiful, he was not like Barney, who had never dealt with the police.

"Our guys found out from the airport video that you left two suitcases on the baggage carousel at JFK, but shortly after, you bought 2 tickets from New York to Philadelphia, again in cash!"

The African-American policeman's tone suddenly became aggressive, as if he wanted to see something on the faces of the two men.

"...., Ted. It's all your fault! Those two boxes are your responsibility."

Barney reacted instantly, turning his head and reproaching his friend Ted.

"What? , but that's the suitcase you prepared!"

Ted was also angry,

Because the reason for detaining the two of them is very absurd.

The African-American policeman couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted the argument between the two.

"Gentlemen, right now our men are inspecting the boxes. In the meantime, if you tell me why you're doing this, and what's in it, maybe we'll be able to plead with the judge for you."

The laws of the United States can sometimes feel strange because their district attorneys sometimes pursue a larger goal or for other reasons. District attorneys can make deals with convicted or proven offenders for the information or intelligence they want, either at least or at all.

Even if this prisoner has committed a lot of crimes, he has done many evils.

As long as it does not harm the national interests of the United States, they will dare to make a deal with it.

On the other side of New York, JFK Airport has been evacuated urgently, emptying all passengers in the departure hall.

There were only two left, dressed in explosion-proof clothing and protective gear, with very calm faces, holding a scanner to check the suitcase that Ted had left behind.

When Ted saw such a big battle, he was surprised that his friend Barney made a farce for the girl.

"Listen to me, it's just a misunderstanding."

Ted was about to explain something, but was interrupted by a calm-looking Barney.

"Let me tell you, we're international businessmen, and my companion accidentally left his luggage at the airport.

Now that the explanation is clear, please let us go.

Otherwise, we're going to miss that important meeting."

Barney still didn't give up, continuing his businessman theory.

Ted wanted to slaughter Barney on the spot, it was his actions that caused him to get out of control now.

"I've never seen the merchant dress like your companion."

Said the African-American police officer.

Barney unexpectedly glanced at the policeman opposite, thinking that the other party had very picky tastes, just like he thought.

Then he looked at Ted reproachfully.

「......」

Ted suddenly wanted to cry without tears, did he have a bad taste?

Isn't it a big deal if you don't tuck your shirt into your trousers?

This is called casualness.

You mortals don't understand.

Ted forgets the last time he was casual, almost introducing his crush Robin to a stranger.

"Also, there's more video footage coming from New York.

You, Mr. Stinson.

Valley: You've been in the departure hall of New York's JFK Airport several times in recent months. Tell me, what are you doing?"

The officer opened the VCR and saw surveillance video of Barney's every activity at the New York airport.

Barney drops a different bag on the conveyor belt each time and leaves as if nothing happened.

There was even a time when he climbed out of his suitcase and chatted with a girl on the side.

"As I said, it works, right?"

Barney winked at Ted, very angry.

When Ted saw this, he was dumbfounded.

That look was very similar to the expression he had on the plane after being stunned by John's clever calculations, and it was quite similar.

Unfortunately, this time Barney's hand was cuffed and he couldn't help him close his chin.

Ted couldn't take it anymore, so he told the officer the truth:

"Actually, my friend was carrying suitcases at the airport just to pick up girls, and those boxes were props.

It didn't make much difference. We came to Philadelphia tonight with two girls. That's all the facts and the truth.

I promise you that nothing is missing from what I say."

Ted struggled to explain why his friend Barney did what he did.

"....., who would be so boring? Are you laughing at me? Or do you think I can be easily fooled by you?"

The African-American officer said with a look of displeasure.

"Not what you think, officer. My friend, he's just so bored.

Barney, tell the officer.

You're really bored to come up with these things."

Ted was about to cry, how did he feel that he was getting darker and darker, as if he was doing a disservice.

Barney looked at Ted and thought for a moment.

Ted was thrilled that he would be freed again when Barney told the truth.

It's a pity that what makes him hate it is that Barney is still not dead, and he said stiffly:

"We are international businessmen, we are here to ....."

"......, are you being funny?"

Ted yelled at Barney.

"Mr. Mosby, please don't shout. Otherwise, you will be tortured by us just like your friends!"

The officer said impatiently.

Originally, today was another calm day, and I could be lazy.

But now he was spoiled by the two people in front of him.

The officer treated the two of them politely, if it weren't for their skin color, if the others had been taught a lesson by him.

How can you waste time listening to their nonsense.

"Take it easy, so grumpy. No wonder I can't catch up with the girl!"

Barney also knocked down Ted with a rake.

「......」

If Ted had known that there was a kind of death called going mad and vomiting blood to death, he would probably be in a similar situation now.

At this time, Ted had an idea and came up with a solution that was not a solution.

"Then at least we can call our lawyer!" Ted said with a sense of luck.

"Good idea, Ted. I didn't expect you to have this trick," Barney praised.

Ted suddenly looked at Barney viciously, as if he were looking at his father's killer.

".....," Barney shut, interestingly.

He also uses gestures to imitate the action of pulling a zipper to show his attitude.

But after thinking about it carefully, he leaned into Ted's ear and asked:

"We have lawyers?" Barney said suspiciously.

Although Barney is crazy all over New York, he is very measured and has not yet needed a lawyer to deal with the consequences of his crimes.

Lawyers in the company don't count, that's another matter.

Ted was also confused.

I've never encountered anything like this myself, and I've never dealt with a lawyer.

But I have two friends who study law, and they are both among the top schools in the United States.

John attended Harvard Law School and Matthew attended Columbia Law School.

Graduates of the law departments of the two prestigious schools may not necessarily become barristers, but at least the career level is higher than that of other schools.

Don't say that Americans don't pay attention to human feelings, in fact, no matter where they are, they pay attention to human feelings and sophistication.

Look at the senior senators, the representatives of the United States,

Even the president of the United States is inextricably linked to the political elite of the United States.

Not to mention the ordinary workplace.

For example, if your boss or your boss's boss in the office knows that you are from his alma mater, then at least he will look at you more.

The opportunities and cases given to you may be better than those of your competitors.

"John or Matthew? You say."

"....." Barney was speechless. This was the first time Ted had given him the initiative tonight, although it had been his own decision before.

Ted gave Barney the choice, and it wasn't he who was handcuffed anyway, and the mastermind wasn't him.

At best, he is considered an accomplice. Or the uninformed.

Barney was the obvious choice of Matthew.

It wouldn't be enough to laugh at John if he knew that he and Ted had really spent the night "legendarily" as he said they were. Although John sometimes complains about himself, he can't let him "end up laughing". So Barney struggled to choose his friend Matthew, a future lawyer, to defend himself.

Ted told Matthew, a rookie lawyer with no experience, in every detail.

Matthew calmly said to Ted on the other end of the phone:

"Listen carefully, both of you are legal citizens of the United States.

Don't be fooled by the police's so-called patriotic tricks.

You may refuse to answer any questions they ask if you are not accompanied by a lawyer.

So do me a favor, you and Barney don't have to say anything before I arrive, understand?

Especially Barney. I'll hang up first, and I'll see you later."

Matthew is very barrister-like, meticulously admonishing his friends.

In many cases, it is because the client himself has a big mouth and does not follow the advice of his lawyer that he ends up in prison.

Matthew had taken everything he needed to think about, and he had said everything he had to say.

Just wait for the time when the tiger body is shocked, and the powder will appear.

"Philadelphia, I'm coming!"

Matthew turned around again and headed toward Philadelphia.

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