227. Stratagem
If John had been there, he would have asked why Barney hadn't taken him to the cigar parlor.
It's a double standard.
Sure enough, Barney.
The two of them had a great time at the playground, and although Robin wasn't as perverted as John, she was a good player.
When people were young, they danced knives and guns, and their level naturally wouldn't be much worse.
Barney's affection for Robin is slowly rising, he didn't expect Robin to be so kind to his appetite.
This also shakes Barney's belief that he has always insisted on going to the kidney and not going to the heart in his heart, and maybe he may be wrong.
But thinking that Robin is his best friend Ted, the lover of his dreams, in order not to violate the brotherhood law he created, he has to use the fastest speed in his life to inform his friend Ted of his desire to pursue Robin.
After saying this, Barney's mouth was almost bald.
It seems that the position of host also requires deep skills.
Barney thought with emotion.
After receiving Ted's consent, Barney couldn't help but be troubled.
How should this girl chase her?
In the past, I relied on all kinds of tricks, lips or money ability to crisscross the flowers.
But now if he is asked to chase a girl, he really doesn't know what to do for a while.
......
Seeing that Ted was very ruinous to answer the phone, Matthew and Lily, hated him for a while.
My own stupid son really doesn't have a brain.
No wonder Ted, you still don't have a girlfriend, you're alone.
It seems that the reason is still on you.
Seeing that there was no good show to watch, Matthew and Lily had to talk again.
"Matthew, what the hell is wrong with us? We used to be more loving than Ted, have we lost that?"
"Maybe."
Matthew shrugged his shoulders and said lightly.
For a moment, the two fell silent.
It seems that the two of them are no different from those couples whose marriages are in an emergency, and there is no longer any passion at all.
Matthew thought of something, so he sat down beside Lily and muttered:
"I think I just got that feeling back, look here! Baby, all I need is a hintive look and you can feel my passion."
He pointed to his eyes and looked into Lily's eyes as if he could discharge.
"Okay, so are you ready for my hot gaze?"
Lily's eyes were sparkling, and she said in a coquettish voice.
The two began to look at each other, as if they wanted to see through each other's hearts.
But at this moment, Lily suddenly remembered something, and spat out, "Do you remember to bring back the dry cleaning clothes?"
The atmosphere of affection and sweetness between the two disappeared, and their hearts seemed to be poured with a basin of cold water, which instantly dropped to the freezing point.
"Oh, damn it!" Lily reacted immediately.
"It's okay, I can do it!" Matthew was very considerate and comforted.
Matthew grabbed Lily's hand with his left hand and rested his other hand on her shoulder, and the two snuggled tightly.
The atmosphere of Qixuan just now is back.
"It feels pretty good." Lily said with a smile.
But she suddenly felt something in her chest, and when she looked down, she saw that it was Matthew's restless right hand at work.
So she slapped it hard, very indignant in her heart.
Are all men in the world generally black?
All I think about is some kind of nonsense.
Now is a rare time when the two of them have a heart-to-heart with each other, what are you thinking?
As if stung by a wasp, Matthew immediately withdrew his hand.
He looked at Lily in disbelief and said, "You like me the most, this is the classic Matthew."
"...," Lily paused.
Looking back on the past, and looking at the current appearance, it is indeed a lot of changes.
"Well, that's all we have to do. But we really, really have to get out of here."
Lily said very unwillingly.
She felt that if the two of them didn't go out now, something big would happen between the two sides sooner or later.
Because in this small confined space, things that may not have been considered a big problem in the past are suddenly magnified a lot, and the contradictions become more and more antagonistic. Especially when you can only face each other, this psychology becomes more and more obvious.
"Well, we can't." Matthew said with a serious face.
In fact, there was a chance, and when Ted and Victoria entered the apartment, the two of them could have appeared in front of them in a dignified manner.
But Tibet was destroyed alive by the two of them.
Who can be blamed for this?
Wouldn't it be even more embarrassing to go out now?
"Matthew, there's something I have to do. But if I do it in your face, it will affect our relationship."
Lily said hesitantly.
"....., what's the matter?" Matthew said with a puzzled expression.
Could it be that Lily has something else to hide from herself?
He has no reservations about Lily, even if he looked at that young woman on the street that day, he would tell Lily everything.
But now Lily is so embarrassed, no wonder Matthew has made up his own brain in his mind.
Its content can be described as eight, all kinds of bloody and chicken feathers.
"I'm going to shhhhh Lily lost her voice.
".....," Matthew froze when he heard this, and then he stood still.
"Too bad!"
"yes."
Lily twisted and twisted, as if she had lice on her body, and she felt uncomfortable.
"We've been together for 7 years and we haven't ever booed in front of each other. You've always thought there was time."
"Look at us, we're just an old couple. And we're not even married. The flame between us is receding, and if I do it it may be extinguished forever." Lily said as if she was sifting chaff for a while.
"How long do you think you'll hold on?"
Matthew not only had a chill down his back when he heard what Lily said, but he felt that what she said was by no means alarmist.
"I don't know! Anyway, the sooner the better."
"Oh, it's broken."
Matthew couldn't think of a good idea for a while.
After a while.
"I hate Ted to death, I want to tear him off." Lily sat on the toilet and kept muttering.
"Lily, why don't you just shush. Countless couples have been like this in front of each other, and I won't mind."
"No, I don't. Because I want to keep a certain mystery between us." Lily struggled to explain.
"You've secretly farted in front of me!" Matthew said suddenly.
"...., yes. But I've covered it up with a cough."
Lily's face froze, and she forcibly explained her actions.
"You always have." An inexplicable smile appeared on Matthew's face.
Matthew, who was sitting in the bathtub, suddenly felt something in his pants pocket knocking on him, and suddenly realized that his mobile phone was wrong.
The two were very happy when they met.
I thought to myself, now I have both of them saved.
So Matthew's first thought was to call his friend John, because at this moment, the closest to him was him, except for Lily.
Can't you still call Ted?
However, Matthew slightly modified the content of it, saying that he had a stomachache and couldn't help it. In order to maintain his image as a wise man in front of Lily, John must help with this.
"Matthew, are you sure I can do you a favor?"
Hearing Matthew speak as quickly as he could, John couldn't help but smile wryly.
Is this considered a "disaster from the sky", what can I do about this kind of thing?
Could it be that this wicked man must do it himself?
"Please, John! 100,000 urgent." Matthew pleaded on the other end of the phone.
"Well, that's all there is to it. But you'll have to keep it up until I come, or it'll be too big to manage."
With a wicked smile on his face, John quipped Matthew on the other end of the line.
"......" Matthew was a black mist, and it seemed that his image on John's side had completely collapsed and shattered to the ground.
"Thank you, Matthew." Lily looked at her fiancé with a look of affection.
At this moment, she felt that the feeling between her and Matthew had suddenly returned to the way before.
If it weren't for the physical and physical discomfort, it is estimated that she would have hung on Matthew and him a long time ago.
After John hung up, he found the spare key to Matthew's apartment in a drawer and walked out.
In fact, Matthew and they also have a spare key to John's apartment, because sometimes John is not in New York, he will ask Matthew and them to help take care of his apartment (the bedroom room key is naturally not, after all, it can be said that it is his own private space, plus John has a small amount of arms and ammunition hidden in the bedroom, which is inconvenient to see the light. On the contrary, John's side by Matthew their spare keys to the apartment is not surprising.
John had already figured out his reasons along the way, and said that he found that some professional books were missing when he was reviewing the materials, so he borrowed some from Matthew, after all, he was also a top student in the Columbia Law School, so it was naturally not good to lack books in this area.
John couldn't help but be proud of his ingenuity, and this seemingly embarrassing thing was resolved at once.
He deserves to be very clever and wise.
This kind of reason can also be thought of.
It's just going to hurt Ted him.
I hope that he will not be interrupted by his own sudden interruption and lead to unpredictable consequences.
If there really is anything long and short, your own sin will be great.
When the door opens, try to make a lot of noise yourself.
In this way, it will not seem abrupt, so naturally it will not be too stimulated.
John felt confident in his plan.
However, when John opened the door of Matthew's apartment according to the script he had devised himself, there was no panicked scene he imagined for Ted and Victoria, or any other embarrassing scene.
Could it be that Matthew is making fun of himself?
John was confused and looked odd.
In desperation, John had no choice but to knock lightly on the door of Matthew's bathroom in their apartment.
In fact, before John knocked on the door, Ted and the two of them went into the bedroom to do some physical and mental exercise.
I really thought everyone was the same as Matthew and Lily.
When he heard the knock on the door, Matthew was overjoyed.
hurriedly stepped forward to open the door, as if he was the main master.
In fact, what he said on the phone was half-true, and Matthew had long wanted to boo.
It's just for the sake of her own face that she didn't tell Lily.
Because he also felt that if he booed in front of Lily, he would definitely destroy the mystery between them.
"Thank you so much, John. Ted: What about them? I wasn't frightened!"
Matthew didn't forget to tease his friend Ted, after all, he was the culprit of all this.
"I didn't notice them when I came in, maybe they're on business?"
John said with a meaningful smile.
"Matthew?"
Lily on the side blushed and reminded her fiancé with a twist.
If there is anything else you need to do here, you two should not be weird here.
"Oh, I see. John, you don't have a locked door."
Matthew looked at John with an embarrassed look on his face and said weakly.
".....," John was speechless.
For a moment, he didn't know what was wrong.
Subconsciously take the key out of your pocket.
When Matthew saw this, he snatched the key from John's hand, and then put his arm around John's shoulders and walked out with him.
When Lily saw this, she quickly closed the bathroom and sat down.
Now no one bothered at all.
On the other side, Matthew hurried out as soon as he came out.
No wonder it is said that people have three urgencies, looking at Matthew's appearance, it is estimated that it is not comfortable.
John walked behind Matthew and couldn't help but shake his head and thought to himself.
.....
Barney and Robin had a lot of fun at the playground, even though Robin was a good laser gun. can't stand Barney, he is often emotional, and will only blindly do it recklessly.
No, the two were surrounded by other players in the playground.
Don't underestimate those 11 or 2-year-old ghosts, they play this kind of game very neatly.
Originally, Robin proposed to attract firepower himself in order to cover Barney's breakthrough.
If it had been put aside, Barney would have been unable to ask for it.
You must know that Barney is very important about winning or losing the laser gun, and if someone does it for a reason, he would like to approve it with both hands.
If you count the feet, he is very happy.
But now, Barney has a strange feeling for Robin.
Then he naturally refused to agree to Robin's request, and he said very domineeringly: "I will never leave any of my teammates behind, either we all go out or none of them go out."
This made Robin very impressed with Barney, maybe he had misjudged him before.
If John had seen Barney's actions, he would have applauded Barney's plan.
This trick is really earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods.
No wonder some girls are so desperate for Barney.
Because this is the only magic weapon why Barney is dominating the rivers and lakes.
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