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Sometimes, even if you know it might be a mistake, you still have to make it.
Like Barney's long-planned prank.
Shortly after Matthew left, Barney now finally knew why his secretary reminded him before he left work to leave some holes in the cardboard box.
Because at this time, all the mice in the box ran out, and it almost filled his entire office.
Barney sat in his boss's chair in a dejected look, and even a few mischievous guinea pigs were scurrying around him.
It seems that his plan was stillborn before he could even begin.
......
The next day, everyone sat together in a booth at McLaren's Bar.
"So, what do you all think of this idea?"
Ted said to his friends with a curious expression.
"...." Everyone almost rolled their eyes in front of Ted and him.
However, in order not to sweep his face, several people could only look directly at the parties.
The answer, of course, is self-evident.
"Why Robin again?" As the last person to know about this, Barney exclaimed in surprise.
In his opinion, this is simply a cliché.
Judging from all the past experiences, these two are not suitable for being together at all.
"Ted, the universe clearly doesn't want you together. Don't annoy the universe, or it will give you a shining slap in the face!"
Barney took on the form of a god, persuading his best friend with unrepentance.
Because if this makes Ted successfully get out of the single, then isn't he the only single dog among the people?
Everyone was in pairs, and he was the only one left.
It's a bit oozing when you think about it.
So Barney is naturally strongly opposed to the "marriage" of Ted and Robin.
"So you were slapped by the Universe yesterday?"
John suddenly said something faintly on the side, making Barney almost break his defense.
When he went to work today, Matthew happily asked Barney about the results of the two after working together for most of the last night.
Unfortunately, I got a big disappointment.
The two's plan was utterly unsuccessful.
Although he didn't succeed in getting to the opponent on the opposite floor, Matthew still learned from the other people about Barney's fate last night.
The scene was not very friendly.
Thinking that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy in everyone, before Matthew got off work, the rest of the small team already knew what happened last night.
"....." Barney, who had been very happy, turned blue and white for a while.
Then he gave John a very resentful look.
When the latter saw this, he shrugged his shoulders with an innocent expression, spread his hands, and signaled that he was just talking about things just now.
".....," Barney's face grew bitter.
Now I finally know why John is so good at cooking.
Because from the fact that he is so skillful and natural in mending the knife, it can be seen that the knife work in his hand is really very good!
"Poof..." everyone burst out laughing at Barney's resentful face.
"Don't you think that the universe has more things to care about than my love life?"
After laughing, Ted patiently gave Barney his answer.
In his opinion, the relationship between two people should not be mixed with other things.
Not even God, his old man.
"Unless your love life is the glue that binds the whole universe together." Suddenly, Matthew brake was very serious and explained.
"...." The others were speechless.
Because this joke doesn't seem to reach everyone's laughter at all, the effect is very stretched.
"Matthew, you better stop telling bad jokes! I think it's better for you to develop in the direction of talk shows."
As an expert in "mending the knife", John is naturally obligated to stand up.
"..."Matthew could feel Barney's mood at this point.
It's very empathetic.
"But actually, no matter what I did, I ended up looping back to Robin. So I have to do it."
Ted slowly explained why he did this.
In his opinion, no matter how many objects he has, no matter how many romances he develops.
But in the end, he still has Robin's place in his heart from beginning to end.
In that case, why waste your own energy and time and that of others.
"Smack!"
But unfortunately, his soulful speech did not move others, especially Barney, who was sitting across from him.
As soon as his words fell, Barney gave Ted a shining slap with an expressionless face.
"Wow, what are you doing, man?" Ted exclaimed in surprise at Barney, who was sitting across from him.
"That's not me, it's the universe directing my body to do it." Barney was very poised.
After finishing speaking, his eyes did not forget to look up.
It seems to be the same as the truth.
"Maybe he's right, how much more do you have to watch yourself get hit before you say 'enough'?"
As a staunch oppositionist, Matthew also spoke earnestly to his sworn friend.
"Just once! It would be nice to have one more great, beautiful, stupid, romantic confession. At that point, no matter what she says, yes or no, that's it. If she said yes, it would be great. If she refuses, then I will die of this heart."
Ted was in high spirits and assured everyone with his hands dancing.
At this time, Ted was in high spirits, as if it was all under his control.
"And what does your great, beautiful, stupid, romantic confession look like?"
As a woman, Lily's curiosity is naturally full.
Especially the scene of the ambiguous atmosphere of confession, there is no girl who is not curious.
Even if you can't experience it yourself, you can imagine it in your mind.
"I'm ready. Lily, don't you have a spare key to Robin's house? Here's my plan......
Ted's eyes lit up suddenly, as if he saw hope in Lily.
After all, among the few people present, Matthew and Barney were obviously opposed, and John was neutral, and now Lily was the only one left besides him.
Naturally, Ted desperately needed someone who could help him, and someone he could rely on.
But before Ted could show his plan to everyone, Barney suddenly interjected.
"Ted, your plan won't work. Do you think you'll be able to sneak up on Robin's house, naked/slippery, with only a cream cake on your body, and then lie on the bed and wait for her to come back? I'm telling you, it won't work. I'll tell you a better plan, and it goes like this......
Barney said with a wink at Ted.
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