Chapter 312 - Zombie Man Robbery
Jumped carefully all the way to the North Ring, I didn't expect that the house was really still there, it was still full of corn stalks, Wu Fei got in, the blood he took today was enough to drink for a few days, I hope that the body can change, it is too uncomfortable to jump around like this, at this time he can envy Wu Burt and them, even if the vampire has just transformed, it is almost the same as a human.
What the hell is wrong with you? I can't go back to my own body, and I don't know what happened to Xiao Hei? Anyway, I can't go back now, let's live first, maybe I can go back when the level is high, and I don't know what kind of calamity this is, what dimension.
Wu Fei hid here for a week, drinking blood and sleeping every day, at first Wu Fei was afraid that he would really be like a real zombie and cultivate for a few hundred years before his body was not so stiff, but he didn't expect that after drinking blood for a few days, his arm was not so stiff, check himself, the realm is not stiff, think about it, at least he can mix in the crowd and don't have to raise his arms all the time.
First have to find a place to take a bath, and then change clothes, he must be smelly and dirty, after drinking the last mouthful of blood, Wu Fei slowly climbed out of the corn stalk pile, left and right to see that there was no one, hurriedly jumped towards the river in his memory, jumped a few steps and felt that it was wrong, tried to walk or not, reluctantly walked a few steps, the joints still could not bend, twisted and twisted as if he was sick.
Finally walked to the river and jumped into the river, letting the water wash his body, now he can't wash his own, only rely on the water to wash naturally, has been soaking in the water until the night, Wu Fei jumped out of the river, he wants to steal a few clothes, the best clothes in winter can cover his face. Moving slowly around the edge of the city, and his hair was long, some people saw him hiding far away, thinking that he was a homeless man.
A kind old man saw Wu Fei in drenched clothes, and he was still twisting and twisting when he walked, and stopped Wu Fei, Wu Fei looked at the old man a little inexplicably, others saw that he was hiding far away, why did the old man still stop himself, the old man wanted to remove the hair on Wu Fei's face, Wu Fei twisted his head, "Okay, don't move you, wait, pitiful" The old man walked back to the house at the door.
After a while, the old man took out a few clothes, and those who were willing to give clothes to strangers in that era were really good people, "This is what my child doesn't wear, come and I'll put it on for you" The old man didn't dislike Wu Fei's dirty, and picked off Wu Fei's old clothes with all his hands, and put the clothes on for Wu Fei, "If you don't have anything to eat in the future, come here and wait, don't care if it's delicious or not, just starve to death" The old man was verbose.
Wu Fei was moved, nodded at the old man, got up and accelerated away, originally wanted to jump away directly, but he was afraid of scaring the old man, "Eat, eat" Seeing the old man shouting with some snacks from a distance, Wu Fei decided, regardless of whether this world is true or not, he will use this zombie body to live again, don't live like useless in the previous life.
Looking at a pair of men and women from a KTV from afar, the car is really good, after Wu Fei's blind wandering is already 1 o'clock in the middle of the night, Wu Fei appeared directly in front of them, these two people are still being scared by Wu Fei falling from the sky, Wu Fei has bitten the man's neck, until Wu Fei is full of food and drink, then pulled the screaming woman on the ground and threw it to the driving position, and then signaled her to drive.
I didn't expect this woman to really know how to drive, there were really not many women who could drive in the eighties and nineties, and she drove the car on the road tremblingly, until she was far away from the city before signaling her to stop, she kept begging Wu Fei not to eat her, and Wu Fei's appearance should also break her cognition.
Wu Fei gestured stiffly, and finally the woman understood what Wu Fei meant, and took out an eyebrow pencil from her inferior bag in a trembling manner, and then handed Wu Fei a notebook, and Wu Fei saw that the notebook had written a record of how many guests she had accompanied today. Wu Fei pinched the eyebrow pencil with difficulty, and the woman helped him lay out the book.
"I'm a zombie, if you're obedient, I won't eat you, and I'll help you, I can understand what you say" After writing these words, it was like using all the strength of Wu Fei, the crooked woman read it, when she first read that I was a zombie, her face was pale, and she almost peed her pants, and when she finished reading all the words, the woman was stunned, opened the trunk and took out a bottle of wine, and drank half of it.
"Okay, zombie boss, I'm your person" Wu Fei had to look at this woman anew, this is Wu Fei's plan, he no longer wants to hide in the grave, he wants to live in the crowd, and seize the time to use various resources to improve himself, then he has to have a spokesperson, and the best spokesperson in a small county town is a prostitute.
Prostitutes and women in the eighties and nineties were not as open as they were before the apocalypse, many of them were deceived, and their mental quality was relatively high, but I didn't expect their mental quality to be so high, "So where are we going, boss?" "Women are no longer bound if they want to, and the title of boss is actually the name of a prostitute-woman to a prostitute.
Wu Fei picked up the pen, "Go to where you live first, and buy me a leather coat with a hat and sunglasses" "Alas, boss, you are not authentic, you just let me spend money" The woman quipped, but looking at Wu Fei's appearance, she frowned, and still got in the car and took Wu Fei to her residence, a simple rental house.
"This is where I live, you can do whatever you want, I finally managed to get a rich man and was bitten to death by you again" The woman closed the door and didn't avoid Wu Fei, she took a shower and changed into a denim suit, "You can do whatever you want, there is a pen on the table that I do do business, what do you want me to do, you write slowly, I have to drive the car over and come back, otherwise it will be troublesome for the police to find it tomorrow, you are not afraid of bullets, I am afraid."
Wu Fei nodded, the woman turned around and picked up the car keys and went out, Wu Fei sat at the table and thought, "1, are you in any trouble?" 2, you don't have to be afraid, tomorrow this dead man will become the lowest zombie today, 3, you don't have to go to work anymore, just tell me how to get money fast? 4. Stop calling me boss, call me boss".
Since he is mixed in the world, he has to find a way to make money, Wu Fei remembers that before the end of the world, only the money is the biggest, and the current body is not able to block the guns, only the official can block the guns, and only the officials have countless money. There was a key ring, and the woman came back, "You're really here, don't be afraid that I will call the police."
"That's right, you're not afraid of death, let me tell you, there are already a lot of police there, and I heard someone say that there have been several cases recently, did you do it?" Wu Fei shook his head, and the woman picked up the paper on the table, "Here, only one store is open, so I bought you a windbreaker, I said that I have been gone for so long, and you have written such a few words."
"Hehe, okay, boss, isn't my trouble just you now, I don't go to work, you support me, I'm very able to spend money, why do you want money? A zombie" The woman asked Wu Fei with a smile, turned her head to see that Wu Fei was writing again, "You don't have to be afraid, I will raise you in the future, let's find a way to make money together, I also need to evolve" The woman read out.
"You raise me, haha, haha, you said you were willing to raise me, and it turned out to be a zombie who didn't let me sell it" The woman opened the supper and a bottle of liquor she bought, "Can you drink?" And my real name is Xiao Li, no one uses my real name outside" Wu Fei shook his head, because Wu Fei didn't know if he could drink it.
Xiao Li took a sip of wine and looked at Wu Fei looking at the starry sky outside the window, "Hey, by the way, boss, I just asked the police, they said that zombies are soulless beasts, why do you have them?" It's like a fantasy novel, I almost reported you", Wu Fei walked up to her and sat on a stool and motioned for Xiao Li to pour herself a glass of wine.
Wu Fei picked up the pen and wrote with difficulty, "They are junior zombies, I am different, I am of high level", "Haha, it turns out that my boss is so awesome, then I don't have to worry, come, let's go" Xiao Li just pinched her nose and ran away after speaking, "How long have you not taken a bath?" I just checked the zombies, haven't you taken a shower in hundreds of years" It seems that she also did her homework.
Without a sense of tension, Xiao Li recovered her true nature, pulled Wu Fei to the bathroom, rubbed and washed, and couldn't wait to rub the skin for Wu Fei, and it would be embarrassing to come out again, Xiao Li had already thrown away all the clothes Wu Fei was wearing, and this rental room was only a 1.5-meter-long bed.
Xiao Li put on the windbreaker she just bought for Wu Fei, "I'll buy it for you tomorrow, I know you're a zombie, sleep with me" In fact, Wu Fei won't be cold, but he has human feelings, stretched out his stiff fingers and hung Xiao Li's nose. Walking to the window and looking at the twinkling stars in the sky, Xiao Li brought a stool for Wu Fei and a low stool.
"Can you tell me, your name? Today is my most exciting day, I believe in you, I wait for you to raise me, I know you have a lot of stories, I only hope that you have me in your stories, I feel your loneliness, who is not, you reign in the world and I will accompany you, you fall into hell, I will wait for you" fell on Wu Fei's shoulder after speaking.