Chapter 80: The Uses of Laxatives

Gu Ling frowned and looked at Wu Qi's shaking glass bottle, and said suspiciously, "Are you stealing flour now?"

Gu Yiling said dissatisfiedly: "If you want to steal a little more, these two bottles together are not enough to fry a fritter, you guy is going back more and more, and you are a thief in vain." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

"What flour!"

Wu Qi jumped to his feet angrily and said, "Laxative, this is a laxative, do you understand?"

"Laxatives?"

Gu Ling was immediately confused, he didn't know which nerve his two hundred and five friends had taken the wrong nerve today, and he got a few bottles of laxatives and ran here by himself, it was really unusual...... You say, if you get a few bottles of aphrodisiacs to show off, I won't count you as mentally ill. It's ...... Cathartic.

Alas, it's really tiring to communicate with the second boy.

"Who hasn't opened his eyes to offend you?"

Gu Ling looked at Wu Qi and asked tentatively uncertainly, "Or ...... Do you want to take advantage of the turbulent interface of graduating soon, to give your teachers or class teachers some cheerfulness, to thank them for their noisy grace in the past three years?"

"You are so filial, you teachers can meet students like you in their lifetimes, I think you can probably be blind. Gu Ling showed pity in the corner of his eyes, and silently mourned for three minutes for the teacher in the previous class.

Who told them that they were unwilling to accumulate virtue in their lives and became such a superb student.

"Cut, where are those bitches on the wheel of such a good thing. There are good things that we digest internally, of course. ”

"Well, these two bottles are for you, and I have two more bottles for mine. ”

Wu Qi handed over two bottles to Gu Ling righteously, and said arrogantly: "Our brothers did it...... No, no, we'll do it tomorrow!"

When Gu Ling heard this, he suddenly felt that the spring thunder was rolling, the dark clouds were overwhelming, and the lightning with the thickness of his arm was torn into his heart, and his eyes suddenly turned black.

Feelings, this time it's looking for yourself to die.

But he has been a human being in two lives, and he is still a virgin until now, so he really can't be guilty of 'dying together' with this goods.

Making friends is such a dangerous job, and no one told me beforehand.

"Wu Qi, you have a special head poop, don't you, go out and find a wild dog to see if it bites you. You think laxatives are tonics, and they're dry, so why don't you take them with the bottle? Gu Ling immediately scolded.

"Hehe, this laxative is a laxative now, and tomorrow it will be a tonic. In the face of Gu Ling's thunderous Wanyun, Wu Qi was not only not frightened, but smiled confidently, found a place on Gu Ling's bed and sat down, and pretended to sell a pass.

"Oh, tell me how this laxative will turn into a tonic tomorrow. I'll see how you do this acrobatics. Gu Ling looked at Wu Qi coldly, and if the other party couldn't say why, he would have to stuff these bottles filled with laxatives into Wu Qi's chrysanthemum one by one.

Wu Qi was not at all frightened by Gu Ling's vicious expression. He Wu Qi has nothing, but his heart is wide and his skin is thick, and his nerves are so thick that he can bind the earth. The expressions of others who are not kind or cannibalistic should be regarded as praise in disguise.

"You know, the highlight of tomorrow's graduation competition is here, treasure hunting!"

Wu Qi suddenly became energetic, and said brightly as soon as he said it: "I heard that there is nothing in Xiancao Ridge, it is Baoduo." ”

"What do you think, Xiancao Ridge Xiancao Ling, there are few rare and exotic grasses that dare to call it this name!"

"Hmm. Gu Ling snorted. In fact, this is not a secret, all the teachers and students of the Lingjiang Apprenticeship Monk School know it. The Lingjiang Apprenticeship School exists because of this Immortal Grass Ridge and the nearby hills and flatlands.

"Tomorrow is the day when our students competing for the school's ranking will enter the fairy grass ridge treasure hunt and obtain the personal total points of the treasure to determine the top 40 seeded players to participate in the top 10 competition in the school. I went to the fucking school ranking, and all the treasures we obtained had to be handed over, and we could only get one-tenth of the benefits as a reward, and it could only be an equivalent reward that was exchanged for gold and silver property. Wu Qi scolded angrily.

In fact, this point is also a pit that has been constantly criticized by the majority of students in the school. All kinds of rare treasures, heavenly spirits and earthly flowers obtained by entering the Immortal Grass Ridge, even if it is soil, must be handed over to the school ninety percent, and this is not the case, the most embarrassing thing is that even the remaining tenth has to be exchanged with the school, and in the end all of them are exchanged for yellow and white things. Although it is also an equivalent exchange, there are things that are valuable and can be measured, but there is nowhere to buy them.

"Instead of taking those treasures in exchange for a false name, it is better for Lao Tzu to eat all the food in his stomach as long as he can eat. Wu Qi said hatefully.

"That's just as well. Gu Ling nodded and agreed. That's what he thinks too. After entering the Immortal Grass Ridge tomorrow, you should eat and drink, don't be polite.

In fact, it was not only Gu Ling and Wu Qi who thought so, but most of the students who had worked hard to obtain a qualification to enter Xiancaoling thought so. Only what you can't eat or can't eat will be handed over to the school as a last resort. And not only in the Lingjiang Friars School, but also in any other Seminary School, this situation is widespread. Most of the people who embark on the path of cultivation are not poor in money, and without this little benefit and benefit, just with a little yellow and white thing, it really can't attract these proud sons of heaven to break their heads and squeeze into it.

The school management and even the Elders of the Trainee Friars School Alliance were well aware of this, but in view of the fact that the graduates of the Trainee Seminary School were in a low cultivation position and were able to digest the curiosities and were limited, most of the rare treasures obtained still had to be handed over to the school after all, and there was not much loss, so they turned a blind eye. Besides, it is too harsh, it will be counterproductive, and it is not easy to operate.

Of course, among the students who entered, there were many people who were greedy and insufficient, and because they were not satisfied with the little bit they ate, there were also those who wanted to steal some rare treasures. However, these people often die miserably, and there are fewer people who dare to do so.

"So here's the problem. ”

Wu Qi cleaned up his broken mood and re-energized: "There are only a few things we can eat, and it takes time to digest, so how can we eat more in just one day?"

"How?"

"At this time, these two bottles of artifacts will be in my hands. ”

Wu Qi shook the two bottles of laxatives that Gu Ling didn't take, like a legendary scientist who was introducing an epoch-making invention of the world, he was full of spirits and scolded Fang Xuan: "When I eat it, I'll eat it when I'm done, and then I eat it, pull it, haha, I promise to eat more than anyone else." Never leave a single grass for the school. ”

"Eat, pull, pull. Those are some of the great things that are from the yang to the yin. Are you sure it won't kill you?"

Wu Qi's expression suddenly froze. He didn't seem to have something particularly important in mind before.

Gu Ling continued to say faintly: "Actually, you don't need laxatives, I promise, as long as you dare to fill your stomach with those rare treasures at one time and eat them until you can support them, you will definitely die until the sun sets tomorrow......