"Did you find out you didn't bring paper ~~~~~?"

Gu Ling's faint voice came, which immediately made the old man chuckle, and the idea of conspiracy theories came to his heart.

After hesitating for a moment, the old man still had to ask, "How do you kid know?"

"Oh. That is true. ”

Gu Ling's voice was very faint, but it was inexplicably loud in the old man's ears: "When I came, I saw you collide with someone else's body and drop a ball of toilet paper, unfortunately, I just wanted to stop you and left." ”

"What about paper?"

"I think you're a big man, a rich and successful person, and you shouldn't care about that little bit of ordinary and cheap toilet paper."

"So what?" the old man was shocked, and had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, I saw Gu Ling Dao:

"So I didn't pick it up for you, so it doesn't seem like you're not atmospheric enough and you're not a master. ”

The master also needs paper for the large size, but it is not done by hand. The old man cursed in his heart.

The old man stretched out his hand again and searched up and down his body, as long as he could hide things, and searched all the cracks, and finally his face fell silent with a cold face.

"Actually, I brought a bit of a lot of paper with me when I came. Gu Ling's pointed voice sounded next door again: "I still have some wealth after I use it for myself."

Listen to the strings and know the elegant meaning. The old man had a guess about Gu Ling's intentions, but he calmed down in his heart: "What do you want?"

"Oh. I didn't think about anything. ”

Gu Ling finally couldn't help it, and a smug smile was revealed in his words: "I just want to exchange some of the remaining toilet paper for someone else for a piece of paper called 'notice', and I don't know if anyone is willing to exchange it with me." ”

"Hmph, didn't you swear that you would never ask me to admit you? The old man said sarcastically.

"That's right. ”

Gu Ling said in surprise: "Did I beg you? Did I beg you? I was just threatening you!"

"You are dreaming!" The old man was very backbone, and he rejected Gu Ling's unreasonable request with righteous words, fully interpreting his iron-clad and majestic image.

"Oh, that's a shame. ”

Gu Ling screamed pity, but there was no pity in his tone: "I have had a great wish since I was a child, that is, to be a good person who always shares the good things he has with others, but the world always looks at me with the eyes of the world, but I still try to do good deeds until now, alas, forget it." Since no one wants to accept the convenience I give, I have to use this toilet paper alone. ”

"Wow! That's a big roll of toilet paper. Gu Ling held up a large roll of paper in his hand and said, "When am I going to use it?"

Gu Ling's distressed sigh was undoubtedly a naked show off in the old man's ears.

If it weren't for the inconvenience of walking, the old man would have wanted to go to the next door to rob the road. Just loot toilet paper!

Immediately, the words were not speculative, and the two of them were speechless.

"Don't say that I took advantage of the fire to persecute you, actually"

After three minutes of silence, Gu Ling kindly reminded the old man: "Your situation is not impossible to resolve. ”

"What way?" muttered the old man.

"Clothes!"

"Clothes?" repeated the old man, puzzled.

Seeing that the old man was still not enlightened, Gu Ling had to further induce: "Don't you think that what toilet paper can do, the fabric of clothes can also do?"

The old man was silent again.

After half a sound, he said suspiciously: "You, have such a good heart?"

The old man was clearly moved. Gu Ling was a little amused in his heart.

Is there really an idea that will make it so easy for you to solve your dilemma, I will tell you?

"Hmph, the heart of a villain is the belly of a gentleman! You listen and listen, who in the entire Lingjiang doesn't know that I, Gu Ling, am a well-known and righteous little Langjun, who specializes in all kinds of disobedience. As long as I give you the idea, just try it and keep it reliable!" Gu Ling patted his chest and said.

Gu Ling's righteousness was awe-inspiring, and it deeply infected the old man.

It seems that this kid's heart is still not bad. I've misunderstood him before. The old man was very moved.

"Of course, there are many other advantages of being old-fashioned, and being helpful is only one of the insignificant points, and my biggest advantage is that I have never been good at lying. When people ask me anything, I usually know everything and say everything, like something is hidden, and that's not what I do. ”

Gu Ling said: "You can rest assured to wipe it with your clothes, and if you wipe it, throw it away, how bad it looks to take it out." ”

"If others ask where your coat went, I will help you publicize how you are stuck in the toilet, at the end of the road, you have an idea, think about what ordinary people don't want, do what ordinary people don't do, and easily resolve the crisis and embarrassment of being trapped in the toilet. Of course, in order to better portray your brilliant image of being smart and clever, my small contribution to it was automatically omitted. ”

"Don't worry, the news spreads quickly, just like you, wipe your butt with your clothes and start the precedent of this kind of incident, I guarantee that within half a day, everyone in these ten miles and eight towns should know about it. In this way, you will become famous, and then you will enjoy the infinite admiration and awe of the masses for your wisdom, wit, courage and fearless spirit. Don't thank me, please call me a live Lei Feng. Thank you!"

Listening to Gu Ling's follow-up words, the old man couldn't help but be angry.

Okay, you're a waste, you're ruthless!

The old man didn't dare to imagine what life would be like after he became the 'Headmaster of Clothes', but it was certain that his name would be even brighter than most of the masters of his level from now on.

Who makes others dare not take their clothes and wipe them!

In the future, mixed in the rivers and lakes, 'Principal Rub Xiang' is definitely a golden signboard. Who made the yellow?

The more I thought about it, the greener the old man's face became.

"Waste boy, you're ruthless!"

"Hehe, average, third in the world. The first died early, and the second no one dared to do it so far!"

Gu Ling's witty words sounded unusually harsh in the old man's ears, and he could imagine with his ass that Gu Ling was a villain at the moment.

"How much toilet paper do you have?"

The old man understood that the hateful wasted boy had given him this bad idea, and that the drunkard had no intention of drinking, and that his purpose was not simply to see his jokes.

"No more, no less, just one volume. Gu Ling said lazily.

"Well, you've won!"

The old man gritted his teeth and said, "Old man, I will exchange the admission letter from the Thousand Swords Monk School with you, but I want all the toilet paper in your hands." A whole volume, not a single section is missing!"

"Hehe, no problem. Convenience with others is exactly what people in my generation want. Gu Ling happily made a deal with the old man.

"Remember, I'm Gu Ling from the fifth class of the Lingjiang Apprentice Monk School, don't be mistaken. I'm going to see the acceptance letter before the graduation competition begins. Don't be mistaken. "Crying children have milk. At this critical point, Gu Ling would not be polite with the old man, and his words should be clear and clear, so as not to make some people default.

"Huh. ”

As soon as the old man took the brand-new roll of toilet paper, a sinister smile broke out on his dry old face.

Waste boy, you're still too tender. I'm going to be promoted to a senior monk school in the future, so how can I accept you, a waste body that can't cultivate. Let you be proud first. Soon there will be a time for you to cry.

The old man was not worried about Gu Ling lying at all, and hid some toilet paper on his body. It's a big deal, everyone wiped their butts and strode out of the toilet, even if it didn't happen. He said it clearly and clearly, if the waste boy exchanged all his toilet paper, as long as Gu Ling left one privately, he could break the contract openly.

It would be even better if the waste body did hand over all the toilet paper. All of a sudden, the initiative was back in the hands of his old man. He wants to beg him on his knees!

The waste body also has to wipe the butt with paper!

"Don't be mistaken, I'm Gu Ling from the fifth class. We'll see you again if it's okay. ”

Just as the old man was silently ruthless in his heart, waiting for Gu Ling to cry and shout and beg him, Gu Ling's voice suddenly sounded in front of him unexpectedly.

The old man's heart was shocked, and when he looked up, he saw Gu Ling's face that always showed a slight evil smile.

"Y-How did you get out?" the old man was horrified.

"That's how I came out!" Gu Ling behaved innocently.

"The toilet paper is all in my hands, how is this possible. The old man checked the toilet paper in his hand again in disbelief, and yes, it was a brand new roll. I haven't opened it yet.

"You're really stupid and cute, it's okay for me to go back to my dorm. Goodbye, old man!"

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you. I just came to the toilet to shop around and see if anyone was willing to use the admission letter to exchange toilet paper with me, and I didn't really mean to open a large number. Thank you for making my deal a success, goodbye!"

After Gu Ling finished speaking, he walked away, leaving the petrified old man squatting in the toilet motionless