Chapter 9: The Big Mouth Strikes
It was past dawn, and the pink sun was showing a blushing face on the distant ridge.
Suddenly, a broken gong-like voice sounded violently:
"Oh my God, Brother Gu, as soon as I came back, I heard that you entered the immortal ruins and hung up. My brother Gu, why did you go like this? You died a miserable death, God is jealous of talent, but you are still a virgin."
After tossing and turning all night last night, he finally got free, and before he slept for an hour, Gu Ling was woken up with a headache and a pompous cry and a cat's claw scratching the door.
Gu Ling's pale face was suddenly covered with clouds and condensed into frost: What do you mean by 'poor you are still a virgin'? If he had a kitchen knife in his hand, Gu Ling would definitely not mind giving the knife to the goods outside the door
To say that people who are disturbed by their sleep are the most likely to lose control and become angry, Gu Ling, who has a serious desire for sleep and is not satisfied, is also full of anger, but he has been "**" all night, and now he doesn't even have the strength to scold. There was a dull ache all over the body, plus a weakness of qi.
Gu Ling didn't need to open the door to see who was coming.
Going back and forth to Gu Ling's dormitory, the only one who still has such a 'bold' style is probably Gu Ling's only friend in the Lingjiang Apprenticeship Monk School-Wu Qi. What's more, with Wu Qi's unique duck male voice as a symbol, the entire Lingjiang Trainee Monk School can't find a second one.
Wu Qi, who is in the first class of the current grade, is a high-profile figure in the Lingjiang Trainee Monk School, an honor student, but Gu Ling likes to call him a big mouth. He was Gu Ling's only friend at school, and he was also one of the only two students in Gu Ling's memory who had never bullied him. He was also the leader of the previous class, and he was admitted early to a prestigious intermediate seminary school.
Like the old man's Thousand Swords Monk School, the bullish Python Monk School, and even all the monk schools that set up enrollment in the Lingjiang Apprentice Monk School, they are all low-level monk schools. It's just that for the sake of face, no one will mention the word 'low-level'.
Wherever there is a so-and-so monastic school, it must be a low-level monastic school. This is the tacit understanding of everyone. The Monty Python Monk School is the stronger of all the lower monk schools, and has been working hard to advance to the intermediate monk school all these years. Once successful, the name will be changed to Monty Python Intermediate Monk School.
Advancing to the Intermediate Monk School has been the grand goal of the Monty Python Monk School for so many years. In the last two years, it looks like it's going to happen. That's why Gu Ling used this to fight back against the Giant Python Monk School. It was precisely because of this that the Giant Python Monk School would be angered by Gu Ling's waste.
"What's the howl, you're crying. I'm not dead yet!"
Gu Ling, who was nesting the fire, staggered to the door and opened the door. I saw Wu Qi, who was lying on the door and scratching the door, and then plunged into the room.
Fell a dog gnawed on the mud, Wu Qi didn't mind at all, got up and patted the dust on his body, snorted violently, and howled in his head: "You stewed, why is it so stinky." ”
"yes. Stewed for you to eat. ”
This is his best friend in the super brain hole whose head has been blown up by a bomb. Gu Ling couldn't help but reward the other party with a big health ball, and said impatiently: "Don't bother me, I'm going to take a bath." ”
Gu Ling really wanted to get some sleep, but reason told him that this thing was coming, so he should not daydream about it. It's a fantasy at all.
Sure enough, Wu Qi automatically filtered out Gu Ling's words to send off the guests, and his mouth was excited and curious: "I heard that you went into the immortal ruin, which will never be able to come out alive, is it true? I just came back from the outside training, and everyone in the world is talking about this, is it true? Don't tell me it's fake, I haven't even returned to my bedroom for this matter, and I'm coming to you non-stop." ”
"Hmm. Although the opening sounded relatively normal, Gu Ling, who had a lot of experience in his memory, knew that normal was just the beginning of abnormality.
"Are you still alive? I heard that ninety percent of the people who went in were dead. ”
"Do you think I'm dead?"
"Then are you still normal? The rest of the adults who heard about it went in were crazy. ”
"I didn't eat it myself, but if you want to, I can prepare some for you. ”
"Oh, that's normal, is there a big wave girl in there?"
“......”
Gu Ling decided to ignore this strange thing.
Gu Ling began to be busy with his own affairs - taking a bath, treating Wu Qi as air.
After finding clothes and putting water in the water, Gu Ling closed the bathroom door and began to take a formal bath.
Being treated as air, Wu Qi didn't care at all, or he didn't feel it at all, he was used to it, and continued to talk to himself, from Gu Ling to himself, and from himself to others, no matter whether Gu Ling paid attention to him or not, he said it like this, and he didn't get tired of it.
"Recently, have you done anything other than entering the fairy ruins? Tell me about it, and I'll imitate it. Of course, if it's the same as the fairy ruins, don't say it, it's too dangerous, I'm rich and handsome, and I'm the object of shame in the dreams of countless girls, what a pity to die."
“”
The pain and fatigue all over his body made all Gu Ling's movements sluggish, and it took him twice as long as usual to finish this bath with difficulty.
"I'll tell you. I was training outside this time, in addition to meeting some more obscene old men and a few more verbose old women, I was lucky to meet a big wave girl, that figure is simply a peak on the side of the ridge. Those two waves, said that the watermelon is two sizes smaller. Tsk"
"I followed me all the way for a long time, and then I was found out and said that two gold ingots would accompany me all night. I thought it was too expensive, so I left, in fact, if it weren't for the fact that I spent nearly fifty or sixty gold ingots on all kinds of equipment and information fees to follow her all the way, I wouldn't have been too expensive."
After washing, he came out with wet hair, looking at Wu Qi, who was still chattering there, and the ink was non-stop, Gu Ling could only smile bitterly.
According to his feelings, Wu Qi has not stopped since he entered the door. One person also talked without stopping.
Wu Qi is now a cultivator of the eighth layer of Xuantu, and his strength is in the entire Lingjiang Apprentice Monk School, and it is estimated that he can rank in the top five if he is conservative, and his realm is even higher than that of some school teachers, and he is famous, and he received the admission letter of the Holy Light Intermediate Monk School early, and his future and future are bright, and he is a student who belongs to the top level of this year's students. Almost everyone didn't understand how such an honor student could get together with Gu Ling, a scum who couldn't cultivate, and become close friends.
This seemingly absurd fact has challenged the values of many people, and it has also become the biggest incredible incident and unexplained puzzle for the Lingjiang Apprentice Monk School in the past two or three years.
As one of the parties involved, Gu Ling knew that this mystery that had caused many people to speculate was actually more absurd than the puzzle, that is, the top student Wu Qi was actually a very gossip with a big mouth, and the young Gu Ling was a silent guest with extreme inferiority and claustrophobia. When the two of them met for the first time, the big-mouthed Wu Qi said to a willow tree for two hours, and he was so involved that he didn't notice Gu Ling's arrival, and Gu Ling, who happened to be guilty of inferiority, sat behind Wu Qi for two hours, and then this became the beginning of the biggest mystery in the school in the past two or three years.
One opened his mouth and said for a long time, and the other sat for a long time when he was stunned. In this way, a teller and a listener come together. In fact, until now, even the big-mouthed Wu Qi didn't know that every time he was verbose, Gu Ling didn't actually listen to a word. It's just that every time he talks about Gu Ling himself, Gu Ling can react reflexively.
Even when the two met for the first time, Gu Ling sat on the stone bench behind the willow tree for two hours, and he didn't notice that there was a big mouth in front of him who was chattering for two hours less than two meters away from him.
However, this is a secret, and the big-mouthed Wu Qi will never know it