Chapter Ninety-Nine: Sister Feng's Inn
"I didn't expect to wait for a month, and finally waited for four boys and girls, I was really hungry and thirsty. Feng Erniang stood on the side of the door, stretched out her tongue and licked her lips.
"By the way, the shopkeeper, I don't know how much it costs to live a day. I'll give you a hundred taels of gold, and I'll rent it for half a month. With that, Mo Fei hurriedly pushed open the door of the guest room.
"Smack~"
Could it be that this time, Feng Erniang, who was still making up for it just now, suddenly slapped seven meat and eight vegetables, dizzy.
"No one?" Mo Fei wondered as he looked at the already empty staircase.
Ling'er saw that Mo Fei was puzzled, and hurriedly said, "Brother Mo Fei, since the shopkeeper is not here for the time being, you can wait and give it again, anyway, we won't repay the debt." ”
"Well, well, it seems that this is the only way to go. With that, he closed the door.
Inside the house. Li Xiaoyao looked at the dusty house and couldn't help but feel a little helpless. "Are we really going to live here, isn't it too dirty?"
"Eh, then you go and ask the shopkeeper of Feng Erniang to clean up. I think she has a lot to say about you!" Mo Fei said stupidly.
"Hey, hey, can you stop talking nonsense, I'm only loyal to Ling'er, who would be interested in that woman!" Thinking about Feng Erniang like that, Li Xiaoyao couldn't help but feel a chill.
"Xiaoyao, you said that you only love me, why are you ......," Anu on the side whispered.
When Li Xiaoyao heard Anu's words, he felt a pang of worry in his heart. Why is it so difficult to find a chance to perform!
"Anu, actually......"
Could it be that they were chatting, but Feng Erniang outside the door was smiling. "Go ahead and let you all be food for me tonight!"
After that, Feng Erniang writhed the **** and swayed away from the door of their guest room.
Just then, the beautiful woman they had met at the door returned. She looked so perfect.
"Sister, why did you come back, my sister told you that there were four young boys and girls just now, and we can have a full meal tonight!"
"Sister, why do you want to eat people again! Didn't you promise me that you won't eat people again in the future, and you want to improve?!"
"Feng Xiaoxiao, we are zombies, we are not human! Why do you always want to eat those cabbage and radish, isn't human flesh delicious!"
"Sister, if you keep going like this, you won't end well, listen to me, stop eating people!" Feng Xiaoxiao shouted.
"Smack~" Feng Erniang slapped Feng Xiaoxiao's face with a big mouth.
"You get out of here, it's still not my own sister, you dare to shout at your own sister!"
"Sister, if you don't listen to me, there will always be times when you regret it!" With that, Feng Xiaoxiao covered her beaten red face and ran back to her house.
"Hmph~ Listen to you. You've become pretty, but your sister and I are in such a miserable state, how can you not eat people to restore yourself to normal. ”
Rooms on the second floor. Hearing someone making noise, Mo Fei couldn't help but push open the door and walked out. "What's the matter, shopkeeper?!"
"No, it's fine. I don't know what you want to eat, I'll make it for you. Let me tell you, the human meat buns I make are delicious!"
"What do you say, human meat buns?!"
"No, it's not. I mean, the pork buns I make are delicious. I'm sorry to say the wrong thing. ”
"Ahem, you shopkeepers won't be a black shop here, right?"
"Why, guest officer, you think too much. I'm going to make you something to eat, just wait a moment. ”
Watching Feng Erniang walk into the kitchen, Mo Fei was a little afraid to hold the mobile phone in her fart pocket. He is now 100% sure that this is definitely a black shop, and the food must not be eaten!
In the guest room, Ling'er, who had finished cleaning a house, wrote the word "stupid" on the table, and then asked Li Xiaoyao and them: "The two insects below, Brother Xiaoyao, can you guess which one is male and which one is female?"
Li Xiaoyao looked at the simplified Chinese characters on the table that he didn't know, and he racked his brains a little, but he couldn't answer. "I don't know ......"
Mo Fei, who had just walked into the house, heard Li Xiaoyao's answer, and said with some contempt: "It's stupid, men are left and women are right!"
"Ling'er, let me tell you, we may have entered a black shop!"
"Black shop?!" Ling'er exclaimed.
"Shhh~ Ling'er, be quiet, don't shout!" Mo Fei hurriedly ran to Ling'er's side and said.
"So, what are we going to do, brother. ”
"Ling'er, don't be afraid. Isn't it just a black shop, with my means, even ten black shops will be bulldozed for him!" Li Xiaoyao hurriedly interjected.
Forehead...... Mo Fei looked at Li Xiaoyao's stunned appearance, and couldn't help but feel helpless. If you are really good at seeing the stitches, you can come up with words no matter what.
But is that really the case?!
As soon as he said this, Li Xiaoyao regretted it. He remembered the situation when he couldn't run out of the inn just now, and his back was a little cold, and he thought, "This time I bragged and bragged about it." ”
"Bang bang~" At this moment, the door rang.
I saw Feng Erniang carrying a tray of dishes that looked extremely delicate and put them on their table.
"Come, ladies and gentlemen, eat quickly, this is a delicious meal that I have prepared for you with all my might. ”
Li Xiaoyao looked at Feng Erniang, who was full of pimples, and couldn't help but be afraid. But he looked at Ling'er sitting next to him, and said boldly: "Come, everyone eat quickly." ”
After that, Li Xiaoyao gulped down the dishes brought by Feng Erniang.
Seeing Li Xiaoyao eating, Feng Erniang said reassuringly: "Then I won't disturb a few people, you continue." ”
"Wait!"
Feng Erniang, who was about to push the door out, heard Mo Fei's shout, and couldn't help but chuckle in her heart, could it be ......
"Shopkeeper, we haven't paid for the room yet. Give you ......" said, Mo Fei took out the one hundred taels of gold he had just purchased from QQ Mall from his pocket and threw it to Feng Erniang very casually.
"Whew~ scared me to death. Feng Erniang picked up the gold and said with a smile: "Actually, I'm not in a hurry, seeing a few people dressed so unconventionally, there will definitely be no shortage of money." ”
When he heard this, he couldn't help but feel helpless. She can also come up with this idiom, and she is obviously called "fashion".
"Alright, you can get out. By the way, let's clean the other three rooms that are leaning against us, it's too dirty. ”
"Okay. With that, Feng Erniang exited the room.
Inside the house next door. Feng Erniang said to herself with a smug face: "I really don't know what to say, I dare to live separately, just wait to become my rations!"
"Roar~" The lion's roar skill suddenly exerted.
Mo Fei, who was eavesdropping next door, couldn't help but feel a chill down his back. Your sister, this is simply the reincarnation of a chartered wife!