One hundred and thirty-three smoking, drinking, and eating fatty meat

Lin Xuantian glanced at Li Chengfeng helplessly, and secretly said in his heart, Brother Chengfeng's high understanding will not be the Li family of the four major families.

But even the best genius can't be so perceptive.

Your sister directly realized something from another world.

Is this genius?

Lin Xuantian sighed and said to everyone, "Do you want to know the meaning of these two sentences?"

Everyone nodded expectantly.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Xuantian said, "Actually, these two sentences are not interesting, all this is just your fantasy, I am not a master at all, I am just an ordinary person." ”

As soon as the words fell, the entire hall was instantly silent.

It's as if a needle hits the ground, and you can hear it.

The crowd couldn't believe it at this time, it turned out that everything they were expecting was fake.

Those two amazing ancient spells turned out to be their imagination.

But what they didn't believe the most was that this man who wrote me strong on his face turned out to be just an ordinary person.

Lin Xuantian looked at everyone's expressions, he was very satisfied, very good, very good, this is what he wants.

Just when everyone was lost, Princess Shuxuan was instantly excited.

At the beginning, I was afraid that this Xuantian's cultivation would be very strong, and whether he would not be worthy.

Okay now, Xuantian Gongzi is an ordinary person, that means he has no cultivation?

Doesn't if you don't cultivate mean that I can do whatever I want?

Say, Childe, what color sack do you like?

At this moment, Monk Fazhao looked at everyone's disappointed expressions, suddenly stood up and said, "No, right? You don't really think that the seniors in front of you are ordinary people, right?"

"Senior, this is modesty, do you understand modesty? How can you really take it seriously? How do I usually teach you?"

When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized.

Yes, the master is being humble!

How can they take it seriously, I have to say, it's really easy to become stupid when you just become a monk.

It's still an old monk who is shrewd.

Damn! I just said! It can't go so well!

Lin Xuantian, in his heart, scolded and grinned.

At this time, everyone's eyes were once again focused on Lin Xuantian's body.

Lin Xuantian sighed at the sky, and said secretly in his heart, God, why are you playing so much, why do you have such a handsome face.

Why do others misunderstand wherever you go?

Then Lin Xuantian had an idea.

said lightly to everyone, "This sentence is actually very simple, those who understand understand it, and those who don't understand it will never understand, so don't ask." ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but feel instantly lost.

Because most of them didn't understand the meaning of this ancient mantra.

It seems that they are destined not to understand.

Seeing that they didn't continue to ask, Lin Xuantian nodded happily.

If the misunderstanding can't be canceled, then the heat will be reduced, and after a long time, everyone will forget him.

As for what secret small burgers, what Ollie gives.

Where do I know what it means to go, or do you go through once, go back and ask the eighth?

"Since that's all right, I'll go. Saying that, Lin Xuantian got up and prepared to walk out of the main hall.

At this time, Monk Fazhao hurriedly stopped Lin Xuantian.

And said, "Wait! Xuantian master! You haven't explained the yarn to us yet." ”

"Yes, yes, senior, you didn't say you wanted to explain wool, we were all waiting. ”

"Don't worry, senior, please explain the yarn again before leaving. ”

Everyone said at this time, and even the princess stopped Lin Xuantian.

Lin Xuantian: ???

Are you serious?

I'll explain a yarn, I'll explain.

Why did you really give me a yarn for me to tell?

And how did you say these words in a serious way?

Wouldn't it be strange?

Monk Fazhao hurriedly stepped forward at this time and handed a heavy Buddhist scripture to Lin Xuantian.

What is it?

Lin Xuantian took it suspiciously, and when he took the Buddhist scripture and saw the words on the cover, he was stupid.

The author of "Woolen Buddhist Sutra" is a monk without Qi, and the reader QQ group: 1135820929.

Your sister's!

And the reader QQ group?

This can't be fucking written by a traverser, right?

Lin Xuantian, who was full of doubts, hurriedly opened the first page.

Sure enough, the content in it was all Buddhist texts that he couldn't understand.

Isn't reading this kind of thing just reading a book from heaven?

Look at the yarn, look.

Lin Xuantian said to Monk Fazhao, "What's that, I'll test you, what does this first page mean?"

Monk Fa Zhao was taken aback and hurriedly said, "This page should be about the secret of Buddhist cultivation and longevity, the little monk can only understand these, as for the details, I am afraid that I can only understand it when I reach the level of my master, so please talk about it from my seniors." ”

Lin Xuantian frowned and replied, "Then why don't you ask your master to tell you?"

Monk Fazhao said, "The family teacher is in retreat, so it's not convenient. ”

Lin Xuantian thought for a while, and suddenly, an incomparably brilliant idea came to mind.

The idea was absolutely seamless.

Lin Xuantian took the Buddhist scripture from the hand of the monk Fazhao and said to everyone, "Since you are so studious, then I will tell you about this woolen Buddhist scripture today!"

As soon as the words fell, countless people looked at Lin Xuantian with expectant eyes, and even took out a small notebook.

Although they don't know what this yarn sutra is, through the previous explanation of the Fa Zhao, this sutra should be a very strong sutra.

Lin Xuantian took the woolen Buddhist scripture and said to everyone: "The content of one page of this Buddhist scripture teaches longevity, that is, longevity!"

"I believe that every practitioner wants to live a little longer, a little longer, and then you can listen well, there is a very important secret in this Buddhist scripture!"

As soon as the words fell, everyone instantly looked forward to it.

What is the secret that will make them live longer?

Lin Xuantian coughed lightly and said to everyone, "If you want to live a healthy and long life, smoke, drink, eat fatty meat, get up late and sleep late, don't exercise, and have more friends with different **." ”

As soon as the words fell, Lin Xuantian's words hit their heads like a lightning strike.

Although they don't know what smoking is.

But they know that drinking alcohol and eating meat are clearly forbidden by Buddhism.

Even the dual cultivation of Taoism and Buddhism can only eat and drink less.

And what the hell is it that you get up late and go to bed late and don't exercise, more than different ** friends?

Sit down like this, a hundred years of longevity, and twenty years of hiccups.

Why is this secret so wonderful?

Everyone began to talk about it, after all, the secret of longevity was too strange.

Princess Shuxuan looked at Lin Xuantian and said suspiciously, "Childe, did you say it wrong? How can this be the secret of longevity." ”

Lin Xuantian said very firmly, "I think it's right, this is my understanding of this woolen Buddhist scripture, but I read it word by word according to this book." ”

"But Childe, you took all the books down. ”