Chapter Twenty-Four: The First Battle of the Waste
There are ten rings in total, three at a time. After three or three times, there is the finale of the year - the No. 10 guard match guarded by Gu Ling.
The previous ones are not interesting, even if you pick your feet and buckle until you are brain-dead, you can guess the ending, and the real interesting thing is this last one. Although there will be no disagreement about who loses and who wins, the process is definitely likely to be called the drama of the year, and it is refreshing to watch, and it is wave after wave.
It's really a pleasure to see the waste body being flattened! After watching this game, in the next few decades on the road of life, no matter how bad life is, there is also the courage to live! Because forever giving a waste body is tirelessly working hard to give us the bottom, this battle of the waste body will become our ultimate belief, and it will never be indelible!
Yes, God, you can defeat me, but I can defeat the waste! Hahaha
This is the unanimous idea of dozens of students from Class 5 present.
So, in the midst of all the anticipation, the boring preludes in front of me have finally passed!
"The next game, and the last one this morning, please invite the No. 10 champion Gu Ling and the challenger Zhang Hua to star in Wutai!" As the head teacher Chen Meng announced, the spiritual food and ultimate faith competition of the students in the fifth class finally started.
The classmates all had enthusiastic expressions, and they reacted fiercely before the person concerned, Gu Ling, which made Gu Ling very pleased:
"Ahh
"One!"
"Two games!" someone said uncertainly.
"Cut, can you hold on to two games on the waste? just half a game! I'll eat my feet live in one more second!"
"Okay, okay, don't fight. We opened the market, and only the real guns. I'll be the dealer!"
"If you meet the waste body, you will kneel to 1 to 1, insist on one game to lose 1 to 1.5, insist on two games to lose 1 to 2, insist on three games to 1 to 3, and persist to the end 1 to 10. Down, down, no, there's no money!"
"Shiwen, I'll hold on to it!"
"Don't come here if you're poor, I'll press one or two, and hold on to one of the waste!"
"Go, go, you're a poor bastard. Lao Tzu pressed 10 taels, and the waste body knelt when he met!"
"Well, how can I have such poor classmates as you. I wanted to be low-key, but I couldn't be low-key. It's a hundred taels casually. The waste body was able to hold on for a game, and was finally beaten into a pig's head by Zhang Hua. ”
"I pressed it all, one or two pieces of silver plus a hundred yuan, and I was able to hold on to the second game. The waste body can last for two games! Hey, hey, hey, I watch the stars at night, and the sky during the day, and the stars are shining brightly recently. ”
Gu Ling, who had already taken a few steps, heard that there was a gamble, and he was so poor recently that he wanted to stay in the line, make a cane, buy a bowl, and find a flyover to "go to the sea to do business", so he turned around and smiled like Grandma Wolf: "Driver, may I ask you to borrow my game to gamble?"
As the saying goes, hitting someone doesn't slap you in the face, and exposing people doesn't expose your shortcomings. If it is any person who is doing the game, these people will be caught right and wrong behind their backs, and they will definitely be embarrassed by the situation, and they are more or less embarrassed. However, it was different if the party was replaced by Gu Ling.
Waste is what you want to step on. I'm sorry if that's all right. Do you want to have a good time?
I saw that the person who opened the plate frowned and glanced at Gu Ling, and said menacingly: "Yes, do you have any opinions?"
"I don't have any opinions, I just want to intervene like that. Gu Ling smiled so much that his big eyes narrowed into a line: "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy, everyone is really gambling." I don't know, can I?"
"You want to gamble too?"
The opener thought for a long time before he reluctantly said, "Okay, how much do you want to bet?"
"Look at your question, I naturally won't be like these ordinary people, who are yellow and white things when they open and close their mouths, which is really vulgar. Gu Ling's mouth was full of words such as I want to become an immortal and despise Er, and suddenly the words changed: "I will use my weapon, that is, this pot as a bet, bet that I will not lose at least this one!"
The opener was shocked at first, and thought that the waste body was going against the sky, and he took out some strange treasures, and he thought about who to sell it to after winning it, but in the end, he didn't expect Gu Ling to touch out his pot again, and stood there majestically, just one sentence: "Guest officer, what do you want to eat?" and became a cook!
"How do you bet on the pressure cooker?"
The opening person wondered in his heart: "I don't have to pay for the pressure you have!"
"The pressure cooker is a loss for the pot!" Gu Ling said as a matter of course.
"Go, go, don't make trouble here, get beaten up on stage!"
was ruthlessly rejected by the opener, Gu Ling had to turn around stupidly, carrying his vegetable pot on his back, and muttering dissatisfiedly: "What kind of gambling game, the pot will not be pressed." ”
Ever since he came on stage to show his weapons, Gu Ling has been thinking that it is not the same thing for him to always carry a pot in his arms, and he is like a cub woman wherever he goes, and he is not in a proper manner. Later, after pondering and pondering, I still found a rope, carried the pot behind my back, and became a pot bearer in a short time.
Zhang Hua's movements were smoother than Gu Ling's, and when Gu Ling came to the stage, Zhang Hua had already been waiting on the stage for a long time.
"Waste, don't worry! I'm not a person who doesn't know how to learn about Entu. ”
As soon as Gu Ling came to the stage, Zhang Hua was moved to tears, and he looked like he must repay him: "If the grass in front of your grave is higher next year, I will definitely pick a cool autumn day and bring paper money and tribute to you!"
Gu Ling was stunned, inexplicable: "I don't have your grandson!"
"Oh, I don't think you understood what I mean. ”
Zhang Hua looked solemn and said, "You want to." Next we are going to graduate and compete, there is a way to be speechless, in case I don't have a light or heavy one and beat you to death. Although life and death are fateful, after all, I personally beat you to death, and I am always more or less ashamed in my heart, right? I promise you now, if you die, I will definitely go back to see you. ”
Facing this grandson's sincere eyes, Gu Ling really couldn't bear to start. So he pointed to the air behind Zhang Hua and said, "Look at it, there's a pig flying!"
"Where, where?" Zhang Hua hurriedly turned around to look.
Taking advantage of Zhang Hua's turn, Gu Ling took three steps and made two steps, raised his leg and kicked out, and a super Hong Kong foot hit Zhang Hua's buttocks, which is the legendary ~~~~~~~~~~ ass!
"Ahh
Zhang Hua screamed violently, and with a bewitching figure, he flew out of the stage, fell heavily under the stage, fell five meat and six vegetarians, and struggled for a long time and couldn't get up.
Sure enough, there's a pig flying!
The class fell silent, and after a few breaths, the silence was broken by a sound that was so happy that it flew up:
"Hahahaha, I knew that Zhang Hua's moldy death would be stupid to death. Qin Fei, lose money quickly, I'm pressing all my belongings!"
This Qin Fei is the opener of the gambling game!