Return!

This is the first thought in the mind of everyone who buys counterfeit and shoddy products!

At this moment, Yifeng felt a feeling of going deep into the pit!

Especially after learning about the customs of the elves, this feeling became even stronger.

Legend has it that the elves are lewd!

There is a special festival here called the Qiqi Torch Festival. Every year on the 7th of July, a group of elven men and women love to sing and dance around a bonfire. Every young man who meets a woman he likes sings to them. If you get a response from the woman, it means that the other party is also interested. This is called a couplet. Yes, yes, everyone is satisfied with each other. You can join hands and drill into the grass together. Of course, there are also hot girls who directly invite the man they like to drill the haystack, and generally everyone will not refuse. And this is often cited as a beautiful talk and has been passed down for a long time.

If it had been before, Yifeng would have thought that this was simply the gospel of otaku! I couldn't wait to yell: "Let go of that girl and let my brother come!"

But now, Yifeng regrets it and can't wait to give himself a few mouths.

Call you a!

Let's talk about art and drink a little wine, and it's over!

You have to sing a cheap song!

also sang a big sedan chair impartially!

Isn't this a show of love from Chiguoguo!

No wonder people Luo Xiaoqi looked like he had picked up a big bargain.

Thinking of the wealth fan's fierce housekeeper appearance, Yifeng was very worried about his small treasury.

Walking out of Luo Xiaoqi's tree house, the sun was scorching outside, Yifeng unconsciously covered his forehead with his hands and squinted his eyes.

The elven camp during the day is quite different from the one under the night light. It is even more rare that today is a good autumn weather.

Under the blue sky and clouds, the rippling karst lake is sparkling. On the banks of the river, elven maidens were singing, as if they were washing clothes. There are even small children running around happily, splashing water on others from time to time.

The shore was covered with green grass, there were bent maids cleaning the battlefield of last night, and a few black fires were rising from time to time, and green smoke was billowing.

And the tree houses swayed in the green smoke. It is said that this is also a type of elven treant, and they can also move slowly. These big trees are all towering giant trees, towering into the sky, with wrinkled bodies and long beards, like amiable old grandfathers.

Megan's treehouse is easy to find, and the largest one in the middle is. Yifeng pulled a passing elf, asked a few words, and under the guidance, angrily came towards the largest one.

Megan seems to have drunk a lot too. Yifeng waited in the living room for a long time before he saw the bedrooms squeak open, revealing Meghan yawning and drunk.

"Yifeng, why did you ask to see you so early?"

It's still early?!

Yifeng looked at the sun outside the window speechlessly. It's almost noon now, okay?

Megan's face was rarely red, and a maid next to her brought a towel to Megan to wipe her face carefully. Yifeng hugged Megan's thigh and said in pain.

"Return, must be returned?"

"Returns?"

Meghan looked surprised. It was clear that he didn't understand what that meant.

The beautiful maid whispered a few words in his ear. The old fellow's beard trembled.

Yifeng laughed. I'm here to ask for a kiss. Anyway, the little girl is virtuous and virtuous, and Your Excellency is brilliant in literature and status, and there is no difference, it is really a match made in heaven! Very good, I agreed!"

"Virtuous and virtuous?"

Yifeng's eyes widened and he pointed to his panda eyes.

Megan looked embarrassed and coughed continuously. Obviously, he is not unaware of his daughter's temper

"Although Xiao Qi is a little rude, he can't hide his flaws. Besides, it's not normal for the couple to fight at the head of the bed and close the end of the bed. Why do you need to get married!"

As soon as he mentioned it, Yifeng was extremely indignant.

"You know. The Seventh Princess has a marriage contract!"

"Huh, is there such a thing?"

The maid leaned into Meghan's ear again. Megan slapped her forehead and suddenly realized.

"Oh, people are old. Forget! But that's a small thing. It's a big deal, don't you get it if you get it back over there!"

It's a small thing, you say it's light!

That's the new Gast Majesty!

Yifeng rolled his eyes.

"You also accepted the bride price!"

Megan's face was sarcastic.

"Well, the virtuous son-in-law's family has a big business, so he won't care about these three melons and two dates. Let's go out with the tired and virtuous son-in-law!"

Yifeng was stunned.

Sure enough, it's not a family, it's hard to get in!

Both father and daughter are this virtue, no wonder they can get together with the dragon clan! They all say that the dragon clan is greedy for money and likes to collect shiny things, it seems that you are not bad old!

"What, don't want to?"

Seeing Yifeng's virtue, old Meghan was also angry.

"In your Oriental language, raw rice has been cooked. Sleep all the time, just this little thing, you still don't want to?"

Yifeng glared angrily.

"It's the other way around!"

Speaking of Yifeng, it is a handful of snot and a handful of tears.

"That's also called sleeping? The two of them are in the same bed, it's true. But my brother didn't do anything!"

"Didn't do anything!?"

Old Meghan was also stunned.

"I heard that you Yifeng has a few confidants, day and night. Even Her Royal Highness Princess Irabella is very fond of you. I can't believe you're still a chick now! Aren't you a good woman?"

In this era, people usually marry early, and some gentlemen even start fooling around with women from the age of ten. Meghan's words are very subtle, but no matter how you listen to them, they reveal a lewd taste.

Especially his eyes began to look at Yifeng three ways with bad intentions.

"Okay, this reason is strong enough! Yifeng, you have been wronged!"

Yifeng blushed like a monkey's butt.

"That's not the point!"

"Okay!"

Old Megan spread her hands.

"This wood is already in the boat! What do you say, the child that can't be born can be stuffed back into the mother's belly!"

Yi Feng swayed.

"It's my brother who suffers!"

"Okay!"

Old Meghan also had a big head, and she twisted her beard and pondered for a while.

"You have indeed been wronged. Well, I still have a few daughters who are unmarried! I'll call them over, and I'll pick another one of them?"

And the hoof lily, sister flower?

This can be there!

Yifeng's eyes are bright.

"How many daughters do you have?"

Old Meghan proudly replied:

"Eight!"

Thumbs up!

"Cow break!"

Yifeng asked again.

"I don't know the names of the princesses?"

Old Meghan replied:

"The Boss Falls Young"

Yifeng wiped a cold sweat.

Otherwise, the seventh princess will be called Ling Lingqi, and this will be a lot of fun!

In other words, it's too irresponsible for this old guy to choose a name.

Yifeng's eyes widened.

"Old man, you won't be called Luoer, right?"

Answer:

"The second child is called Luo Ai Ai, the third is Luo Shanshan, the fourth is poetry, the fifth is Luo Xiaowu, and the sixth is Xiaoliu. “

Absolutely!

Yifeng is amazing.

"What about the eighth?"

Old Meghan smiled shyly.

"The eighth is a son. Named Ba!" (To be continued.) )