Chapter 163: Love Heart
Yan Yitong
Height: 169cm (people will grow up!)
Weight: 93 pounds (dare I say I don't have an ass and no breasts to kill you!)
Cup: B (people are still developing!)
Birthday: March 27th Aries
Stunts: cosplay, house dance, street dance, street singing
Interests: Anime, cosplay, vaporwave music, genius, JK uniform, video games
Motto: Well, in that case, try again! Don't cringe in this place! Don't lie to yourself! Try againββ Mikoto Misaka "A Scientific Super Electromagnetic Cannon"
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(BGM IN THIS CHAPTER - "LOVE HEART?", SAMA, VAPORWAVE MUSIC)
Cheng Mo glanced at the picture that Yan Yitong showed him, Ahri, who was supposed to be sexy and charming, was deduced by Yan Yitong with a completely different feeling, although Yan Yitong's murder weapon was not fierce at all, but she skillfully covered it with her hands and blonde hair, and although the B cup is not big, squeeze it and pad it, it can create a great feeling of more and less chests, all in all, Yan Yitong's COS Ahri is less sexy and more pure, which is completely a simple girlish charm that is not deeply involved in the world.
Although it is difficult to identify that this is Yan Yitong, after all, she has painted very charming makeup, put on a golden hair cover, and pink fox ears, which is really not the slightest resemblance to the explosive head in front of her, but Cheng Mo can guess from Yan Yitong's expectant eyes that this is her.
Cheng Mo couldn't speak with a clear conscience, so he nodded and said, "Beautiful." β
The corners of Yan Yitong's mouth curved, and he asked in a pleasant tone, "How beautiful is it?"
"Uh!~~ Prettier than you!"
Yan Yitong patted the table dissatisfiedly, "I didn't ask you to compare with me! I said to compare with Xie Minyun....."
"Why do you have to compare with Xie Minyun?" Cheng Mo asked a little strangely.
"Because...... Xie Minyun is a school girl! Everyone thinks she is beautiful! Of course, the beautiful one should be compared with the beautiful!"
"Then my opinion alone doesn't mean anything, you have to do a survey. Cheng Mo's face was expressionless.
"I'll start with you investigating. β
"I'm blind and can't tell who's prettier..... If you have to say it, you think it's about the same!" Cheng Mo shifted his gaze from Yan Yitong's mobile phone to the rice ball she was pinching.
"Then let's put it another way, if you want to choose one to be your girlfriend, who do you choose?" Yan Yitong persevered and continued to ask.
"Can you not ask such boring questions?" Cheng Mo's expression was very helpless, if he had to choose, he would choose Xie Minyun, after all, Xie Minyun did not have as many fairy tales as Yan Yi.
"What kind of question is not boring?" Yan Yitong asked with wide eyes staring at Cheng Mingcheng sincerely, her innocent and cute appearance was like a colorful populated candy inserted in a sugar jar.
"Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry, Literature, History and Philosophy, Astronomy and Geography..... You can do it like that!" Cheng Mo bowed his head and said.
Yan Yitong fell into deep thought, and snapped his fingers after a while, "That.... Cheng Mo, will you drill wood to make fire?"
Cheng Mo's thoughts were a little messy, this skill Cheng Mo really didn't get it, and it was the first time he heard someone ask such a strange question, "I won't ....."
"That's too bad, I'm still thinking about assuming you and.... This girl and Xie Minyun fell on a desert island, who will you choose to reproduce with! Now you can't even drill wood for fire, it seems that survival is a problem!" After a pause, Yan Yitong added: "I thought you could do anything!"
Cheng Mo's expression twitched a little, such a brain hole is simply unheard of, no, it should be sensational.....
Seeing that Cheng Mo's expression was very solemn, Yan Yitong hurriedly waved his hand, blushing and said, "Hey, don't think crooked! Our progress is not so fast, this problem is coming step by step.... I haven't figured it out yet....."
Cheng Mo was a little dizzy, still immersed in the thinking of "What progress?", and before she said a word, Yan Yitong said a lot of illogical words incoherently, and it was obvious that her Chinese should be taught by the physical education teacher.
When the two of them were chatting awkwardly, Fu Yuanzhuo, who was holding a bamboo skewer and three paper cups, finally came back, he quickly walked to Cheng Mo's seat in three steps and two steps, and put the paper cup and skewer away, "Come and send weapons, let's eat, let's eat!"
"I also said that I was fast, I went for so long!" Yan Yitong muttered.
Fu Yuanzhuo naturally wouldn't say that he had stolen oden and grilled sausages, "Hey, hey, I'll help carry your pot, so don't pick and choose!"
Yan Yitong snorted and expressed disdain, ignored Fu Yuanzhuo, and first inserted a piece of German-style grilled sausage with a bamboo skewer into the paper cup in Cheng Mo's hand, "Authentic German sausage, much better than the starchy taste outside....."
"Thank you!" Although he rarely eats pickled food, he eats a little once in a while, and it's fine.
Then Yan Yitong sandwiched a large piece of chive fried egg for Cheng Mo, "Omelette and sausage, it tastes better when eaten together!"
"Where's mine?" Fu Yuanzhuo asked, tapping the paper cup with a bamboo skewer.
"Clamp it yourself, do you want me to feed you?" Yan Yitong glanced at Fu Yuanzhuo.
"Wow! Show affection, forget it! What kind of attitude do you have! I can see you clearly, Yan Yitong......" Before Fu Yuanzhuo's words were finished, Yan Yitong inserted a seaweed rice ball with two skewers, and put it into Fu Yuanzhuo's cup casually.
"Just you talk a lot.... Gagged your mouth. β
"Why are you treating it differently! Why is Cheng Mo a sausage and an egg..... I'm just...."Speaking of "it's a sausage and an egg", Fu Yuanzhuo choked up, feeling that he had said something wrong, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed a little yellow, and he couldn't help but laugh like a psychopath.
However, the innocent Cheng Mo and the innocent Yan Yitong didn't hear anything wrong with the sausages and eggs, and they looked at Fu Yuanzhuo's expression very inexplicably.
"What are you laughing at? Is it hard to eat?" Yan Yitong took a bite of rice balls by himself, super level performance, rice is not raw, rice is still the taste of rice, there is no sweet taste of rice balls, Yan Yitong thinks that this is a flaw, after all, the most important thing in cooking is the heart! Delicious or not is secondary, right?
Fu Yuanzhuo thought of a yellow joke, but he couldn't share it with the two children he looked like, so he could only smile and say, "It's nothing, it's nothing, I'll just laugh, you two don't care about me....."
"The ghost cares about you!" Yan Yitong said with some disdain, and then asked Cheng Mo with a sweet smile, "What do you think of the taste?"
"I can eat it. "His requirements for food are not particularly high, the most important thing is health, and taste is secondary, but the gap between Yan Yitong's craftsmanship and Teacher Shen is really a bit big, which makes Cheng Mo can only give such an evaluation.
Seeing Cheng Mo answer like this, Fu Yuanzhuo looked at Cheng Mo with sympathy, but Yan Yitong just said unconvinced: "Today is too rushed, next time I can definitely do better!"
Fu Yuanzhuo could only shake his head, if he said this, it would be strange if he was beaten to death by Yan Yitong.....
"Don't bother..... Isn't it good to go to the cafeteria to eat?" Cheng Mo asked with some puzzlement.
"Yes, isn't it good to eat in the cafeteria?" Fu Yuanzhuo echoed, he really wanted to experience Yan Yitong's dark cuisine every day, and he didn't even want to go to school.
Considering that he has to get up a lot early to make a bento, and he can't sleep if he is lazy, Yan Yitong also retreated, and his cooking skills can be practiced slowly! Anyway, Xie Minyun can't do it when he looks at his cooking skills, so he doesn't need to be too anxious, so Yan Yitong said: "It's okay.... Na Cheng Mo, let's go to the cafeteria together in the future...."
"Why do you want to sit together? There won't be one more dish when you sit together!" Cheng Mo said he couldn't understand.
Yan Yitong said confidently: "Because we are a small group! You promised to tutor with me and Fu Yuanzhuo! We are a mutual aid study group, you are the group leader, now the time is pressing, we must race against time to spend our minds on studying, and we can't waste time on eating, we must use it on studying!"
"Yes, study, study, I only love to learn, study makes me happy!" Fu Yuanzhuo held up a bamboo skewer and echoed.
Speaking of studying, Yan Yitong remembered one more thing, frowned and said, "Cheng Mo, I don't think you should have scored zero in this monthly exam.....
"What's wrong?" asked Fu Yuanzhuo.
"I saw someone on the school forum saying that you got a zero score in the monthly exam, you can see it yourself, anyway, I posted that your previous test results were not true, and said that you will never get a full score again...."Yan Yitong's expression was very depressed, as if others were talking about her, maybe others said her, she was not so angry.
(There are two more today, this is a plus, and two more are owed)