Chapter 125 The saliva of the two heroes
The situation suddenly changed, and the audience was unexpected, and they were all stunned.
"What's the situation?" and "Who won?"
"Hey, you haven't seen it yet?" A self-proclaimed smart man shook his head and said, "This old man made it clear that he didn't want this son-in-law, and he would rather play tricks than admit it." ”
"It's too despicable, he's the patriarch, how can he talk like a fart!"
"Eighty percent of this old man wants to recruit a golden beetle son-in-law, and he wants to go crazy and has paranoia. ”
"If you are sick, you can be arrogant? despise him!"
"Yes, despise him!"
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Dawn Forest, the High Elf station, home of the Elon Patriarch.
Seeing that the old man who was still alive in the morning was dragged back like a dead dog, his wife panicked, and hurriedly instructed his subordinates to pour water to wipe their faces and take money to buy medicine, and the house became a mess of porridge.
"Stand still!" the old man sat up, full of energy, and did not look at the slightest injury. With a wave of his hand, he kicked everyone but his wife out.
"I'm fine, but I'm uncomfortable. "What happened today can be described as chickens flying eggs and dogs jumping over the wall, and bamboo baskets hitting water are empty!
Unexpectedly, his dignified elf patriarch, for the sake of his ideal cause, fell to the ground and sold cute, pretended to be stupid, and became a clown in the eyes of everyone.
"Is it easy for me?" the old man sighed, wanting to cry without tears.
"Look at your little bit of interest!" the elven beauty couldn't see the man's sad face, and stood up, ready to push the door out.
"Whoever comes to see me will say that I am too sick to see a guest!"
"Got it. ”
"Especially that dark-haired kid, don't let him in. ”
"It's annoying!" the beautiful woman slammed the door shut.
The old man stared at the ceiling in a daze, and fell asleep in a trance.
He dreamed of his younger self, traveling the world with friends such as Seedorf and Fanny, and doing chivalrous deeds. At that time, he was full of spirits and vowed to change the fate of the elves, and his heroic oath echoed in his ears.
Just when his ideal was about to be achieved, he actually fell to the ground with excited cramps and woke up from his dream all at once.
"Hey!" turned out to be a dream of Nan Ke, and Ailong couldn't help but cry.
"Thief God, nesting in this poor mountain and remote place, you can't fight, you can't eat, do you really want to trap us to death?" Ailong touched his bulging belly and the fat on his thighs, and couldn't help but curse angrily.
A sigh sounded, and a voice said outside the window: "Patriarch, someone said a few days ago that unity built on the waistband of trousers is by no means true unity. ”
"It's kind of interesting, it seems to be Robin's voice. Elon sat down and listened attentively.
"The man also said that today they can agree to cooperate for the sake of a woman, and tomorrow if there is a greater good, they will betray us, what should we do?"
"Kind of makes sense!" said Elon at once.
"How can people look up to the appeasement practice of blindly relying on the timid and afraid of things and calming things down, and how can they devote themselves wholeheartedly to it?"
"What then?" the old man stood up at once, jumped out of the window, glared at Robin with red eyes, grabbed him by the collar and said, "Who said this, it is so good, I will go to worship and listen to his teachings!"
"Hehe!" Robin said with a wry smile on his face, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he said with some sarcasm: "This is your son-in-law-to-be, Gru, who has always been looked down upon by you." ”
"What?" Elon was like a thunderbolt, and a hateful face appeared in his mind, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, and he said with a displeased expression: "Why didn't you tell me earlier, do you think I'm too old and confused to listen?"
"Well, then!" Robin stopped talking, and looked back at each other with embarrassed eyes, as if that was what he meant.
"Tell me everything else!" said Elon, curious.
Suddenly, he felt that the other party's martial arts, strategy, and character were still quite desirable, and he even looked a little handsome, looking like his own style back then. Somehow, he made a 180-degree turn to He Jinshui's senses, and his heart fluttered.
"He also said that if that person wants to become the co-master of the forest, he must show off his martial arts, be gentle in his heart, and be able to use both grace and power to be effective!" Robin coughed lightly and continued.
"A big stick and a sweet date, both grace and power, two-pronged! Whoever is not convinced will be beaten, and whoever is obedient will give him benefits, do you say they will be obedient or not, can they surrender!" Robin pointed out the key point.
"Hey, I almost missed Daxian!" the old man patted his thigh hard, and said with a look of chagrin: "My attitude is so bad, no one will be comfortable, how can I get it back?"
"Listen to me!" Robin blinked, a little mysteriously.
As the sun gradually went down, He Jinshui and his entourage rested and stopped in Robin's hut. Until dinner, the centaurs never returned.
The crowd didn't know what was going on, and their hearts were uneasy. "Boss, do you think it's because the old man has a burp that Robin can't get out?"
"Probably not, right?" He Jinshui's face hesitated, not sure.
He had a strong intuition in his heart, thinking that the old man was thick-skinned and black-hearted, and he was chasing Sima Yi back then. With his such a heroic posture, he will definitely not be depressed for this little thing, eighty percent of it is pretended!
"Forget it, I'd better go and have a look!" He Jinshui stood up and ordered everyone to wait, and went to greet him alone, and probed by the way.
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When He Jinshui entered the house, he saw Mr. and Mrs. Elon hugging and crying, and Robin wiping tears from his eyes.
"You're here!" The old man saw He Jinshui, his withered yellow cheeks seemed to shine, and with anticipation in his eyes, he waved his hand and said, "Sit down, I have something to explain." ”
"There is a conspiracy!" Seeing the old man's attitude change so quickly, He Jinshui didn't believe that he was moved by his own royal spirit, "Don't have other plans, I have to be careful." ”
He walked in a tiger's step, sat in front of the bed with a golden sword, his body was as straight as a bow, and he would burst out and arrest people at the slightest disturbance. He didn't believe that the ambushed axe could outpace him.
"Mr. Gru, I have offended me a lot today, and I hope you will forgive me!" Elon sighed, and it took a long time before he said in despair: "I know that my life is short, and I want to entrust my people to reliable people, and I am in a hurry, so I am in a hurry. ”
"Now that I am sick and dying, I wonder if I will be able to see my people live a good life and no longer be oppressed by others?" said the old man with tears in his eyes, beating his chest and feet.
"Could it be that a person is about to die, and his words are also good?" He Jinshui couldn't understand what kind of medicine the other party was selling, so he had to casually comfort: "Old man, don't be careful." You are working hard and being eloquent, and you will surely be moved by the heavens, and you will definitely be able to see the day when your dream comes true. ”
"Hmph, virtuous nephew, I can't help it!" The old man's eyes were burning, and he looked at the other party and said, "I treat you sincerely, but you are casually perfunctory, and you say something nice, but you don't mean to help at all!"
He Jinshui pinched his nose and smiled bitterly: "Do you still need to lie if you bless an old man, I sincerely hope that you will get better!"
"Are you willing to do that little effort?" said the old man, trembling with excitement.
"Sample, the horse's feet are leaking out!" He Jinshui knew in his heart, but he didn't say anything, deliberately patted his chest, and said to the other party: "Of course I do!"
"Can I swear?"
"No!" He Jinshui put his four fingers together, looked solemn, and swore a poisonous oath in the name of Gru.
"Haha, I've got you!" the old man rolled over and sat up, sickly gone, his face flushed, and he laughed wildly without grace.
"Hmph, I'm not Gru!" He Jinshui also jumped up and laughed like a cunning fox.