Chapter 5 Willing to put down your face
The old man was full of emotion, and regretted that the boy had not been able to make it to the end.
With a faint and sad mood, coupled with the soft and warm sunshine, the old man felt that his thoughts were also intoxicated in the hazy emotion, and began to yawn sleepily, began to be unconscious, and when he was about to enter a light sleep, suddenly a short and dull voice suddenly sounded beside him, and the old man came back to his senses in an instant.
The old man's expression and consciousness were relatively numb to look at the sound, and suddenly a pair of old eyes turned into copper bells in surprise.
"Aren't you kid gone, why are you here again?"
Gu Ling, who saw going and returning, moved a rosewood chair out of nowhere, threw it on the ground casually, and regardless of everyone's surprised eyes, the old god sat comfortably next to the old man of the Thousand Swords Monk School, not far from the upper left, squinting a pair of pleasant eyes, enjoying the grace of the sun's rays falling through the dappled branches and leaves.
After listening to the old man's question, Gu Ling, who was sitting half-lying, didn't tilt his head, and sang out in a low voice:
"I'm too tired to walk, my eyelids will inevitably be heavy, I'm right, I should find a place to sit"
"Well, you probably haven't heard of this one. To put it simply, if you have a weak leg, find a random place to sit. ”
Unexpectedly, this kid's skin was thicker than he imagined, and the old man couldn't help but say depressedly: "You are looking for a place to sit, but you can't find a place, why do you want to sit here?"
It's also not his territory, if it was in his Thousand Swords Monk School, he would have used a broom to drive people away.
"Oh, that's a very profound question. ”
Gu Ling put one foot on the handrail and said lazily: "I watched the sky at night and the geography by day, and found that the feng shui here is good." Ideal for streaking, nude swimming, and trick to the death. However, I am weak and sickly, so I can't do such a difficult exercise, so I just have the easiest way to sit and bask in the sun. ”
"Huh!"
Speaking of this, Gu Ling turned his head to look at the two old men with cheeks who were angry and turned into frogs, and suddenly changed to the surprised expression of meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign country:
"What a coincidence, you're here too? Are you also here to sunbathe? ”
Looking at Gu Ling's enthusiasm, if it weren't for the old man's face sinking like water, he would have to shake hands and sympathize with each other in the past.
The old man was immediately half angry.
What do you mean I'm also there? Feelings only now find out that the old man I am. Old man, I've been here every day since I started setting up a few days ago. Also sunbathing, I'll bathe you in the face.
Is it good for you to stalk and take dim sum, such a frustrating method is also made. It's really messy enough to be out of the picture.
"You kid die. I won't take you. ”
It was a pity that the old man admired the young man's always smiling face before, but now the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, the more he looked at it, the more obstructive it became, and he was so obstructive that he wanted to greet his face with a shoehorn: "It's useless to let you use all kinds of means, and I will stand still, old man." ”
"Ah. Do you think your Thousand Swords Monk School is some kind of tall cow school? Others are still crying and shouting to enter. Look at you, others are not as good as you are to prevent thieves, don't be so petty. ”
Regarding the old man's categorical refusal, Gu Ling seemed very inappropriate: "You can put a thousand hearts." I'm not going to get into your school. ”
"Boy, remember what you say!"
The old man almost didn't get high blood pressure. The Thousand Swords Monk School, which he single-handedly founded and would later win the title of Senior Monk's School, was despised as a 'broken school' by a scrap body!
The old man wanted to say something, but he could see that the young man was half-lying on the chair, posing in a lazy posture, squinting his eyes pleasantly, and he turned out to be silent, and he couldn't speak anymore for a while.
Load, you keep loading it for me. Let's see how long you can fit it for me. Wait, if you don't ask me, I'll take off the shoehorn and eat it, old man.
The old man thought fiercely, and looked at it in a daze.
Half an hour passed, and Gu Ling maintained his initial posture there, not moving at all, and not making a sound.
This kid won't fall asleep, will he?
Now, it's time for the old man to wonder again.
"Hey. ”
The old man looked depressed, and stretched out his foot and kicked Gu Ling's chair: "Are you kid asleep?"
"No, I don't. ”
Gu Ling's voice was in spirit. There is no sign of falling asleep. However, Gu Ling's eyes were still closed.
"Why don't you speak?" asked the old man strangely.
"Say what?"
"Ugh"
"Basking in the sun is originally a static word. Only by calming down and feeling can we feel the warmth of the sun and the warmth of the breeze. I said that you old man has lived a long time, and your temperament is still so rough, which is unacceptable. ”
Bask in the sun? I'll bask you. I'm here to recruit a new one, old man. It's serious.
was taught a lesson by a little boy, and the old man was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. But I can't refute it, who called himself cheap, and spoke out first?
If Gu Ling spoke first, the old man would have to drench Gu Ling's ridicule with blood. The old man had already thought about it, and the old man thought about a lot of sarcasm, contempt, contempt, and so on, and he held it in his stomach. In fact, the reason why he couldn't hold it back was because he wanted to vent out the goods in that stomach earlier. I didn't expect to lift a stone and shoot myself in the foot.
Could it be that this kid really didn't mean to beg the old man?
Even though the old man was full of confidence, he couldn't help but muttered in his heart under this situation.
There are two new recruits under this tree, this kid is like that with the people of the Monty Python Monk School, who else can he ask me to go if he doesn't ask me?
However, why didn't this kid say a word, and there was no anxiety on his face. Is it possible to be confident? No. I have the final say on recruiting a new recruit from the Thousand Swords Monk School, and I can't convince myself to accept him as a waste body. How sure could he be a little kid
The old man muttered in his heart for a while, but he couldn't figure it out.
Suddenly, in the midst of muttering, the old man had a special feeling coming up.
If I had to describe it in one word, it would be!
Forget it, I don't want to, let's go open a tuba.
The old man stood up, said to the stuffy tank beside him, and left the shade circle in a majestic manner, and swaggered towards the public toilet of the Lingjiang Apprenticeship School against the sun that was just right.
When he left, the old man's mouth was still muttering: "Stinky boy, old man, I will definitely not accept you as a waste." See what tricks you have, just let the horse come. The old man is waiting with a joke!"
It hasn't been a day or two since the old man came to the Lingjiang Apprenticeship Seminary School, and the toilet is naturally very familiar, so it's not a problem to find it.
The old man who was walking away didn't know that when he instructed the stuffy tank, although Gu Ling's posture of enjoying sunbathing had not changed at all, in fact, his ears and mind had already paid attention to it. When he didn't walk a few steps out of the shade of the tree, Gu Ling suddenly opened his eyes, his essence was shining, and he got up suddenly, but he was startled by the boring stuffy jar on the side, and thought that he had cheated the corpse.
Gu Ling, who sat up with his back straight, stared at the old man's back with a sparkle in his eyes, and a sneer suddenly appeared at the corner of his mouth