There is no doubt that tolerant book lovers can also WWwlā the Monkey King, who is too fat to turn a somersault cloud

Zhu Liang was encouraged, as if he had been injected with chicken blood, clicked on the "Heavenly Court Diary" document, and decided to snap. Knocked two words, stopped, turned on the phone, opened the Heavenly Court address book, found the monkey's name, clicked, and a prompt popped up: Voyeurism, connect.

Cool click on the voyeur.

It's morning, and according to the note information, it's time for the monkeys to play. Moreover, based on the situation of connecting the heavenly realm several times, it can be inferred that the time of the heavenly court is relatively consistent with the time of the earth.

The so-called legend of one day in the sky and one year on earth is likely to be really a legend.

A squeak of monkeys came out chaotically, almost hurting the eardrums of the wolf, and the person hurriedly put the phone away from his ears, only to hear the hundreds of monkeys shouting, the voice of the golden monkey general that I heard last time overwhelmed the noise of the monkeys: "Generals, marshals, cave masters, today, who should be mahjong?"

"It's the king. A shrill monkey voice shouted, very old, very old, very dry, but full of unspeakable excitement. Judging by Zhu Liang, this should be a monkey who has not been able to die of old age.

Who plays mahjong?

Huaguoshan mahjong is really not Huaguo mahjong, mahjong is likely to be a monkey's general position on Huaguo Mountain, or the name of an entertainment character, not Huaguo mahjong.

Zhu Liang praised his foresight!

"The king of the cave?" said the majestic voice of the Golden Monkey General.

"Yes...... Be...... It's me. The mobile phone screen suddenly lit up, and Liang Liang knew that it was the voice of a monkey. The voice was very muddy, with a big tongue and a wheezing sound. Listening to this voice, you can see a super fat man who can't bear to look at directly, he is sweating profusely, trying to express his words clearly. It's a pity that for some congenital reason, he has a big tongue and stutters.

Horse, how can the truth hurt so much?

A super fat man with a big tongue who stammers is the Monkey King in the real world.

"Yes, the king is doing mahjong today. Next, O king, your tin rod. "The sound of a stick breaking through the air is very rapid and sharp. Listening to this sound, the guy who threw the tin hoop stick had a lot of strength. The stick had a terrible whistling sound.

Cool moved the phone away from her ear again.

Then I heard—bang, pop, bang—three sounds, then the sound of sticks rolling and bouncing on the rocks—when......——! Six...... Marshal Six-Eared, you ...... You...... You...... You can't throw it accurately.

It turned out that the monkey failed to catch the tin hoop stick, and was complaining about the monkey who threw the tin hoop stick: the six-eared marshal.

"I'm sorry, my lord, I'll pay attention next time. A soft-voiced, timid voice.

Six-eared marshal, could it be a six-eared macaque? No, it could also be the great-grandson of the son of the six-eared macaque.

Listening to the voice of the six-eared marshal, although this monkey was too fat to catch the tin hoop stick and stammered, his majesty was still there, and he was displeased, and the six-eared marshal was so frightened that he trembled.

"Today...... I...... Do mahjong, the little ones, you all have to cheer up the spirit of twelve, who ...... I'm going to get caught...... Live, he ...... He...... He...... He had to go to Bee Mountain...... Make lollipops...... Three thousand back. ”

There was an uproar, a group of monkeys roared, greeted each other, and the sound of birds and beasts scattering was overwhelming. It sounds like the monkeys are in a hurry to go to Bee Mountain. The sound of each other greeting and fleeing was a terrifying fear.

The monkey laughed, smug. His laughter was smooth and he didn't stutter at all.

I heard a pop, I don't know what hit the monkey, the monkey was anxious, and he stopped stammering: "Who attacked my fart?" ”

The old and shriveled voice before sounded sharply, with a gasp that could be cut off at any time: "Haha, haha, I was the first to hit the king, I hit, I hit, you cowards, I hit today's mahjong, haha, haha, hahaha, the king, you owe me fifty-three spirit stones, I was the first to hit mahjong, reward fifty-three spirit stones, I won one hundred spirit stones from the king." Haha, haha, hahaha—" The shriveled voice of the old monkey who had not yet died of old age was so exuberant that it was like a whistle, and then, a violent cough sounded that would be out of breath at any moment: cough, cough, cough.

The psychic monkey can't cure his cough? Monkey King can't cure his big tongue?

Zhu Liang frowned, feeling incomprehensible.

In the mobile phone, the monkey's voice became more anxious: "Elder Akajiri, you come to this trick every time, do you think there is a ...... Yes...... Isn't it interesting? I won you, you have elder immunity, and if you win for nothing, you can't let me go. ”

Ahem, ahem, ahem!

"Elder Akajiri, are you...... He's cheating again, let me ...... Fooled, so ...... Your disciple...... Disciple Sun ...... Hit me...... Earn Spirit Stones. In spite of...... You...... How to cough...... I won't be ...... today Save you again. ”

With a whoosh, the sound of the monkey's flight was very strong through the mobile phone.

Wow!

Monkeys can climb the clouds so fast!

If he succeeds in losing weight and can turn somersault clouds, wouldn't the wind that came from him up!

cough cough, cough cough, king, I, I, me, cough cough cough -

The old monkey's coughing voice came faintly through the mobile phone, so urgent, it seemed that he was going to die in the next second.

Liang Liang was anxious.

He looked at the cough syrup next to the subwoofer, which he bought when he stayed up late during the Spring Festival and had a cold, looking at the date label on it, it had expired early. Liang Liang's heart moved, the things of the heavenly court can be transmitted through text messages, why can't the things on the earth be transmitted through text messages?

The things in the heavenly court are pictures, and when they are extracted, they are real objects, and the things on the earth are pictures, and if they are teleported, will they also become real objects over there?

It should be able to become a real thing!

Just do it, try to pass this cough syrup over to save the old monkey's life, if in Huaguo Mountain, the panacea and the Dao Heng magic power can't cure the cough of the old monkey, maybe the cough syrup on the earth can work?

Heavenly Court's garbage peach fruit, when it comes to our side, it can make me superhuman in seconds, and the garbage here is expired cough syrup, what if it works if it is teleported?

No one will know the result without giving it a try.

Immediately turn on the mobile phone camera, take pictures of cough syrup, select the monkey, click on the text message, send a picture, and at the same time the mobile phone changed from a voyeur state to a connected state, and shouted: "Monkey, Elder Akajiri is coughing and about to lose his breath, I have a bottle of cough cough syrup, it has a miraculous effect in treating cough disease, you hurry up and give it to Elder Akajiri to drink." ”

Look at the SMS prompt tone: The picture has been sent successfully. Looking at the cough syrup next to the subwoofer, obediently, the cough syrup disappeared.

"He Fang Daxian, give me cough cough syrup. "When the monkey is excited, he doesn't stutter when he speaks.

"I'm the Great Immortal, you quickly give my holy medicine to Elder Akajiri, quickly!"

I heard a whoosh, the sound of the monkey's flying air flow was so sharp, with a piercing whistling sound, and returned to Elder Akajiri in the blink of an eye, the sound of the tin hoop stick being thrown on the stone was chaotic, and in the sound of Elder Akajiri coughing and coughing out of breath, the monkey forcibly poured the cough syrup into the elder, and he was terrified when he heard it, afraid that the cough syrup would block Elder Akajiri's trachea and kill the elder.