Seniors had all his servants, and their servants, assemble on an open flat field beside the Black Forest. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It is often said that the underworld is dark and the undead are cold and heartless, and this evil evaluation has been popular for thousands of years, and today we are going to change it. Hedgehog faced the little brothers and began his speech, after the baptism of war and the efforts of these days, the number of servants has increased significantly, it has reached nearly a hundred, and the whole team has a bit of a majestic feeling. "At least, from me, we are just like the Lord Plane, with fun, entertainment, festivals, and great festivals! ”

"Applause, applause. Da Hei took the lead in applauding, and used his consciousness to command the servants to join in the fun.

"Who, why don't you applaud, do you still want to cheer?" said Senior.

The gray reptile hurriedly explained with his soul: "The noble and great prince of the hedgehog, I have no hands, and I can't applaud. ”

"Forget it, I don't care about you. In short, life in the underworld should be far from boring, and I declare that from now on, we will celebrate a new year every half a month, called the Carnival of the Underworld, which will be more lively than the main plane. ”

Xiao Qi asked: "Hedgehog Prince, even if you have good wishes, but there is no reincarnation of the sun and moon in the underworld, we don't know the time, how to celebrate the festival?"

"This problem is easy to solve, I ask the boss every day, the time of the main plane is not enough. Hedgehog said proudly, "This first New Year, to make a little grand, because it has historical significance, everyone who takes the lead, to give me a few programs, to use the brain, although we don't have any brains, then we have to find a way, to make a warm and chic carnival." ”

Senior thought for a moment and added: "Of course, everyone should have a good time on the festival, but in normal times, we must strengthen training and patrol vigilance, and I also need an army of undead who cannot be defeated, so that's it, scattered and scattered." ”

The underworld was busy, and the carnival planned to be held in three days made the undead think hard, and all kinds of strange ideas came up from time to time.

The zombies began to rehearse the rhythmic zombie dance, the skeletons were all holding stones, ready to come to a stone percussion, Xiao Qi caught a dozen ghosts, and was planning a ghost chorus, the gray reptiles pondered for a long time, and decided to have a collective belly to shake their muttering rotten flesh, the dark spiders naturally had to use their advantages to perform a marionette show with the help of spider silk, and the vampires performed physical burlesque mime.

"Look, we can also create a rich daily life, and the world of the undead has changed, and this is my great and wise decision. Seniore said triumphantly.

"Oh yes, my dear, what are you going to do?" said Dureth flatteringly.

"Well, of course, I can't be as tasteless as them, I want to perform a high-grade show, so that I will recite a love poem from my hometown with you, and use the most sincere love of the hedgehogs to infect them? Seniore got excited.

"Okay, it's just that I don't remember the content of the poem. Durex said.

"I don't remember this poem, you are a betrayal, I will read it to you. ”

Seniore coughed and began his recitation.

"The water in the ditch is not clear,

But it can also make our round ass very smooth,

When I see that sexy part,

My heart kept pounding.

The sky is still gray,

There was a wheezing breath from the camp of the hedgehog,

Everyone is trying to make future generations.

I'm going to try to catch up.

four-hoof rendezvous,

buttocks grinding each other,

It's a very refreshing experience,

But it's a little tiring to get too much......"

"It's hard to remember such a long poem. "Durex is guilty.

"Why don't you only notice how long it is, don't you notice my affection, notice my intonation?" said Senior, a little disappointed.

Of course, I noticed that your deep voice simply interprets the true meaning of love. ”

"Yes, I'll definitely invite the boss to the festival and let him listen to it. Seniore rubbed his hands excitedly.

Three days later, the carnival was held as scheduled, Brian was invited by Senior, to participate in their New Year's performance, one by one show made the viscount laugh back and forth, he really didn't expect that the undead could do so many tricks, it seems that under Senior's influence, the seeds of wisdom are slowly spreading, they are no longer a group of walking dead without any thoughts.

The final finale, of course, is the recitation of the male and female hedgehogs, the love poems from the hometown of the hedgehog, the recitation of half a standard hourglass time, all the undead were shocked, they didn't expect that the life of the hedgehog was so profligate and evil, no wonder the giant rat clan eats them every day, and can still maintain the number of more than one million.

“...... The most intimate intercourse in the world,

It's the blending of each other's bodily fluids,

It will give birth to the fruits of love,

A thriving little pig!"

Senior's recitation was finally finished, and Brian saw that most of the undead had a feeling of discomfort, and if they were humans, they would probably all run to the toilet to vomit.

"How's it going, Boss, did my recitation make you feel like a shock?" asked Senior, smugly.

"Yes, I need time to digest it. Brian didn't know what to say.

"Hmph, if this poem is published in the human world, it must be a masterpiece that will be praised forever, but it's a pity that you don't want to be a writer, boss, otherwise you can become famous in one fell swoop and be famous for centuries. Hedgehog is still unashamed.

"Forget it, I'll leave it to yourself. Brian smiled reluctantly, "Senior, I'm just worried, if you continue to do this, will your servants be all (lewd)?"

"Oh, boss, this is love, not lewdness, you must distinguish clearly. Seniore argued.

"I'd like to hear what your concept of love is different from lust. ”

"Love, it's one-on-one, lewdness, it's one-on-one group, like my previous prodigal career. Seniore explained.

Brian nodded and said, "I understand, you can do any carnival, but I only have one request, next time, don't invite me, okay?"

"That's not good, there is a song "Boars Love Sows" in our hometown, which is not recited to you. ”

"Oh my God, people from your hometown, why do you have to write poetry and do something else?" said Brian, who was about to vomit blood. (To be continued.) )