Chapter 0006 The Divine Cat begs for mercy
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"Little kitten, I don't know how to send you back?"
"How did you get me?" said the little kitten's whiskers from its mouth made its face tickle.
"Cellphone!" Lu Liang was always worried that the little kitten's cherry mouth would suddenly turn into a terrifying bloody mouth, and his little head would not be enough to stuff his teeth.
"Mobile phone?" The kitten was naturally the first time he had heard of a small mortal thing.
Zhu Liang pointed his finger at the charging phone.
Xiao Budian jumped from the shoulder of the locoon to the desk, stretched out the cat's paw to get the mobile phone, the kitten's paw was sharp, and the tip of the paw was directly inserted into the jack of the charger, a feeling of electric shock made the kitten jump away violently, the white shadow flashed in the air, and fell on the top of the head.
"Electric shock!" the kitten's voice was uncertain.
"That's the charging pad, people want to eat when they're hungry, and mobile phones want to eat electricity when they're hungry. ”
"The phone that eats electricity, and your space-time circle channel is made of electricity?" the kitten's voice was vigilant.
The kitten's kitten claws scratched Cool's scalp and hurt, and Cool said: "Kitten, don't be nervous, as long as your paws don't reach into that jack, you won't be shocked." The power strip itself is insulated and not electrified. ”
"Do you have a good relationship with the electric mother's family?" the kitten suddenly asked viciously.
Zhu Liang is a person who eats soft and does not eat hard, you can repeat and repeat, but you can't have repeatedly.
He's the little lifesaver on top of his head.
The heart-rending fruit that rescued the kitten was still on the table.
The kitten looks cute to the extreme, but the tsundere in her bones is also to the extreme. He despised mortals!
Zhu Liang's heart was horizontal, he was a master who was not afraid of heaven and earth, and his polite, friendly and humble attitude at the moment also changed, and he said coldly: "The electric mother is a fart." This electricity was created by our tiny mortals themselves. ”
The little kitten changed its position on the top of the head of the pestle uneasily, mortals can make electricity by themselves and control the electricity, and can also use electricity to build a transmission channel, this divine power, the little cat appreciated it for the first time, he was shocked in his heart, and said forcefully: "Don't talk nonsense, send me back to heaven." He clearly remembered that he was conscious when he was teleported, and he had not been electrocuted. This shows that the power of the teleportation circle itself does not attack the creatures in the channel.
"Okay, I'll send you back with a text message, but I can only try. "Lu Liang remembered that this arrogant guy was sent by the color picture function of the short message. This three-eyed cat beast has a charming appearance, but it is a vicious beast dressed in cat skin, and it has the potential danger of biting off Liang Liang's head, so Lu Liang still feels that if this kind of divine beast is left on the earth, Lu Liang has no way to restrain him, and something big will happen in the future. If something really happens, Lu Liang estimates that he will be the first person who is unlucky.
It's better to send this beast back.
But how to repatriate, Lu Liang didn't have any bottom in his heart.
He could only try, what if he succeeded?
Zhu Liang remembered that the little kitten, the peach fruit, and the heart-rending lung fruit were all sent by mobile phones in the form of text messages. He decided to send the Three-Eyed Vicious Cat back in the form of the same text message.
Xiao Budian, who was squatting on the top of Liang Liang's head, showed a thoughtful expression: Short message? It turns out that the name of this magic circle channel is short message. He has learned a lot, and when he returns to Heaven, he also has the capital to brag. The mortal world here was completely different from the mortal world they had learned about in the Heavenly Court. This world doesn't seem to be on the management roster of the Heavenly Court at all, and the three-eyed cat beast has never heard of it anyway.
Zhu Liang took the mobile phone, told Xiao Budian to jump to the desk, pose, the camera clicked at the kitten, the flash flashed, the kitten was sucked into the aperture, and disappeared with a bang.
Zhu Liang blinked his eyes, making sure that the three-eyed evil cat was captured by the camera, and he was suddenly relieved, he couldn't imagine that he was really blindfolded.
Zhu Liang checked his phone, and the three-eyed cat beast became a color picture, lying quietly in the folder. Click on the image, and the prompt text will pop up: extract, delete.
He immediately realized that he had to find a receiver in the Heavenly Court's address book before he could send the three-eyed cat beast back in the form of a short message.
In the Heavenly Court, Zhu Liang had direct communication with Tai Bai Xing and the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor forgot it, and Lu Liang deceived him with two heart-rending fruits, so it would be too Bai Jinxing.
Zhu Liang flipped through the Heavenly Court address book, clicked on the Tai Bai Xing, and a prompt text popped up: Voyeurism;
Liang clicked on the text message, clicked on the photo, and a lot of peach pictures and beautiful pictures that he had saved before popped up, he found the picture of the three-eyed evil cat, and clicked OK, but when he clicked to send, he stopped.
Just let these three-eyed evil cats go away easily and happily?
He risked offending the Jade Emperor and saved his life!
After he repaired his injuries, not only did he not say thank you, but he also spoke to Zhu Liang in a high-spirited commanding tone, the contemptuous eyes, the arrogant tone, and the insignificant mortal made Zhu Liang feel more unwilling the more he thought about it.
This reminded Liang of the endless disgusting incidents of helping the old lady who fell but was blackmailed by the old lady instead. This three-eyed evil cat is in league with the old ladies who blackmail well-wishers.
Zhu Liang resolutely clicked exit.
Then he quickly flipped to the picture of the three-eyed evil cat, clicked, and the prompt text popped up: extract; delete.
Cool did not hesitate to click delete.
This three-eyed evil cat was rescued by Zhu Liang when he was buried alive by Qimen Dunjia and Lianglishi. Delete him, as if you didn't save him.
The phone pops up a prompt text: Never get back after deletion: Yes, no.
He hesitated, and at this time, he saw the kitten in the picture looking at him with extremely sad eyes, exactly the same as the pitiful expression he had when he was injured and dying.
Liang Liang's heart softened.
Zhu Liang's fingers hung in the air, and the three-eyed cat in the picture seemed to know that his life and death were in control of Liang Liang's thoughts, and he actually stood up and hugged his fist to Lu Liang, pleading with a face. His pleading eyes melt all the hearts of stone.
Zhu Liang couldn't put down his hand, and said viciously: "You evil cat, now you know how to beg for mercy? Mom-yes, Lao Tzu saved your life, you don't know how to repay me with gratitude, and even call me a small mortal, now you know that I still have the ability to kill your cat at any time." ”
The kitten in the picture nodded repeatedly.
"You have a bad character, you don't know how to be grateful as a cat, you are like this to your life-saving benefactor, and you will be even more vicious to others, and you deserve to be bitten by a roaring dog. Damn, I really regret saving you, the bastard, Lao Tzu is in a very unhappy mood now, update the novel first, and then come to your trouble. ”
Liang clicked to quit and locked the three-eyed evil cat in his phone.