Chapter 109 - Pregnant Man?

"Huh, what did you say? I didn't hear clearly?"

Xue'er exhaled and said very seriously, "Brother Huo, you are pregnant." ”

Zi Xiao on the side suddenly laughed and said, "Xue'er, have you stayed with Huo Xingming for too long, and you have also begun to learn to be humorous?" ”

Xue'er ignored Zixiao, and directly lifted Huo Xingming's shirt, Huo Xingming reflexively wanted to stop, "Hey, Xue'er, isn't the joke like this, are you playing hooligan? ”

Xue'er said, "Brother Huo, look for yourself, the muscles in your lower abdomen have basically softened, and everyone has been fighting non-stop in the past two days, so it stands to reason that it is impossible for the muscles to soften." ”

Huo Xingming picked up his clothes in disbelief, and immediately his eyes widened, just like Xue'er said, his original toned eight-pack abs... Now there was only one lump left, and it was slightly bulging.

Xue'er continued, "Your belly is bulging, but you don't have any fat, it's full and round, and you don't drink, but like us, you've been learning from each other every day these days to improve your strength, plus you have a happy pulse, Brother Huo, are all the people on your earth giving birth to children?"

Before Huo Xingming could react, Zixiao on the side rolled his eyes and fainted directly, Huo Xingming stammered: "What do you mean... I... Pregnant? I'm going to... When Dad... No, Mom?"

Xue'er nodded slightly, Huo Xingming only felt that something exploded in his head, and he immediately fainted directly like Zixiao.

After a long time, Huo Xingming gradually woke up, only to feel some pain in his head, not far away, Zixiao kept sobbing, Xue'er was next to Zixiao, accompanying Zixiao.

Ah Long and Ah Hu were on the other side, and when they saw Huo Xingming waking up, they didn't come close, whispering something in the distance, no matter what Huo Xingming called, the two of them were still far away from Huo Xingming.

Huo Xingming touched his belly, which was a little bulging, and then pinched it very hard, it hurt... Well, not dreaming ... Aren't you dreaming!!!

Zi Xiao's eyes were a little red and she walked up to Huo Xingming, and said, "Huo Xingming, no matter what you become, I won't dislike you, but can you tell me whose child this is?"

Huo Xingming now wants to cry without tears, "Zixiao... I also want to know whose child this is, I'm still an untrained man, it's inexplicable... Cher, am I really pregnant?"

Xue'er said, "I gave you a comprehensive examination when you fainted, and the final result..."

Huo Xingming hurriedly interrupted Xue'er's words and said, "I don't want to hear it, it's impossible, biologically speaking, I'm a man, and I don't have a ** for my children to live on... And... Where did this child come out in ten months..."

Zi Xiao grabbed Huo Xingming's hand with tears in her eyes and said, "You still forgot a little bit, what is the child's surname in the future..."

Huo Xingming nodded with a vacant look in his eyes and said, "Yes... The child's surname will be ... What a fart!" Huo Xingming suddenly burst out from the ground, "I'm pregnant, God, why did you make such a joke on me! It's not funny at all!"

Huo Xingming said that he was about to jump into the underground lava lake to commit suicide, but fortunately, Ah Long and Ah Hu hugged Huo Xingming next to the lava lake, "Brother Huo, don't be impulsive! There are still many things waiting for you to solve in this world!

As soon as Huo Xingming heard the one corpse and two lives in Ah Long's mouth, he wanted to die even more, "I don't want it! I'm a big man, let me have a baby, let me die! I don't have the face to see people! A first boy is pregnant, let me die." ”

Huo Xingming didn't know where the strength came from, at this time, even Ah Long and Ah Hu couldn't stop him, in desperation, Ah Long directly entered the state of beasthood, grabbed Huo Xingming in his hand, and said, "Brother Huo, calm down, you are inexplicably pregnant, there must be something strange in this! Maybe it was Miss Xue'er who misdiagnosed?"

Huo Xingming looked at Ah Long sadly, "So, am I not pregnant?"

Xue'er said: "Brother Huo, after you listen to me, first of all, you do have a little life in your belly..."

Huo Xingming suddenly shouted, "Ahh

Xue'er jumped up and landed on the arm of Ah Long after the beast, and clicked at Huo Xingming a few times in a row, Huo Xingming suddenly couldn't move, and couldn't make any sound.

Xue'er continued, "There is no doubt that you have a little life in your belly, I have examined your whole body with the white eye, Brother Huo, you also know that the white eye can see through, so I will definitely not misdiagnose it." ”

"But there's something strange about this little being, unlike the other pregnant women I've seen, it's a human embryo, but a mass of human-like energy. ”

"All in all, you can also say that you are not pregnant now, but that you are pregnant with a life in your womb, and this life happens to be still in your dantian, so he will not be born like a normal person, maybe when the time comes, he will come out automatically. ”

After listening to Xue'er's explanation, Huo Xingming finally calmed down, Xue'er also unlocked the acupoint for Huo Xingming, Huo Xingming said with some uncertainty, "That means... In fact... Am I not pregnant?"

Xue'er nodded and said, "Strictly speaking, no. Zixiao, who was on the side, was now lying on the ground with a smile, and shouted, "Huo Xingming~ Even if this is not considered pregnant, but when this product is born, you are still, you still want to think about what your child's name is, right? ”

Xue'er jumped down from Ah Long's arm and said, "Sister Zi, you are too bad, I have already explained to you that you still have to play Brother Huo like this." ”

Huo Xingming's face collapsed directly when he heard this, it turned out that Zi Xiao already knew before he woke up, just now the two eyes were red, Huo Xingming thought that Zi Xiao had cried, but now it seems that he is obviously laughing out of tears.

Ah Long saw that Huo Xingming didn't want to die now, so he put Huo Xingming down and lifted the beast, but he kept looking at a place on his arm, well, this is where Miss Xue'er stood just now, I won't wash it for the rest of my life.

Huo Xingming stood on the ground and lifted his clothes again, patted his round lower abdomen vigorously, called out to Old Bell in his heart, and said, "Old Bell, the thing in my lower abdomen can't be you, right? I don't want to be your father." ”

http://bbs.17k.com/thread-3312430-1-1.html?key=h5lb

17K Announcement: The last three weeks of the audition stage of the online league this season!