Chapter 5: The Disaster Caused by a Poop

At this moment, an innocent-looking teenager in the system space is complaining daily.

That's right, this innocent young man who looks like Zhengtai is the guardian of the system, the first title of the Martial Emperor Cream White Emperor in the Ten Thousand Worlds.

The name of the year can be described as the name of Yang Wanjie, but it is not just a mighty and domineering, but a saintess who plundered the holy land of the Ten Thousand Worlds one after another, and a flower thief who is all over the world.

Later, he had to participate in the imperial war, but who knew that the nameless force had almost penetrated the entire Ten Thousand Worlds.

"Boy, this thing needs to be like this... That's how it opens. ”

"It's what it is, but it's not right now. Is there a ready-made one, haha, what is this Prince Wei, haven't you always wanted to open it. ”

"Then you shouldn't mind, well, you don't mind. ”

Looking at the fainting Prince Wei in front of him, Li Que was a little unable to do it for a while.

Li Que gritted his teeth and strode towards Prince Wei, and the flint suddenly stuffed the red beads into the indescribable place behind him.

The people around him were all shocked and involuntarily clamped their legs.

"My son healed him of a terminal illness, you see this prince is big and wide, and this bead is bright and round. ”

"Haha, you don't understand it, I think back then, the moon was dark and the wind was high, Jin Ge Iron Horse, billions of elite soldiers were fighting, and in the end, only I stepped forward. ”

"Since then, I have vowed to be a benevolent, resolute, patriotic, and self-confident good socialist youth of the new generation. ”

"Yes, yes, it is said that these two princes did have an incurable disease in that place in their early years, and it seems to be a congenital blockage. ”

"The reason why these two princes are fat is also because of this, why do I have an ominous premonition. ”

Not far from here, the two scholars were talking to each other, and the words fell into Li Que's ears.

Li Que's face changed dramatically in an instant, and he quickly took Bai Xue's hand and ran quickly into the distance.

A wisp of blush appeared on Bai Xue's face, but she struggled in her heart and still didn't let go.

Li Que was extremely flustered at the moment, praying that nothing would happen before he ran away.

"System, you cheat me, I said why did it take a lot of force to stuff it in, buddy, I'm praying for you. ”

"Won't you kid change someone, aren't the royal families of Wei all surnamed Cao. ”

"Why are you asking me to find someone surnamed Cao, Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, Zheng Wang, Feng Chen, Chuwei, that can't work, it's a big deal, I can do it myself." ”

"How can these reasons be seen by you, a Han Han with retrograde IQ, not to mention the kid, you have a lot of resources in your brain, that Teacher Cang is not bad. ”

"You can see that you don't know that you are legally responsible for violating other people's privacy. ”

"Hehe, the boy chicken who fights day and night is not worthy of talking to this immortal, what kind of dragon girl in the dragon world of this immortal, the cat queen of the cat world, and the flower world of ten thousand flower fairies..."

"Hehe, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, why are you so good here now, you come out and try it, look at it, don't you also want the five girls to fight, hehe. ”

"You kid wait for me for a while, this immortal will make you miserable. ”

When he mentioned this, Zhengtai blushed.

Suddenly, with a loud bang, the entire imperial city seemed to be attacked by a nuclear bomb.

Singing, storytelling, acrobatics, gentlemen who have just left the house and want to tease the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law, talented and beautiful people who read in the yard, etc.

They all looked up at the starry sky, and they all smiled with satisfaction.

"He Fang is so handy, gold is sprinkled all over my Great Wei Imperial City, it seems that my Great Wei is really going to rise. ”

"Great Wei didn't know how many generations of Emperor Cao Ergou was promoted to Martial Emperor and became the first Martial Emperor powerhouse in Qingzhou, so he must have wanted to tie up with my Great Wei bosses. ”

"Brother Wu, in the future, we must raise our heads and hold our chests high when we go out, so that we can show our Great Wei Shengwei. ”

"It's enough to keep your head up and your chest high, we have to face our nostrils and meet people from other countries, just like this. ”

I saw a white-robed young man with a jeweled body looking up to the sky, opening his mouth to the maximum, and then shouting.

"I'm from Wei!

"Brother Wu, stop, let's run, ahhhh

At this time, the first lucky spectator's head was black and yellow, accompanied by an irresistible stench of true qi.

He looked up at Brother Wu, and saw a huge mass of that kind of object falling into the big mouth in the center, and the rest was covered with his poor Brother Wu.

This catastrophe spread throughout the Imperial City, and everyone who went out today or was in the open air was deeply taught a lesson.

"It's really pitiful for those fairies, my fairies can't be so stinky, ah, this son really can't bear to see this scene. ”

Li Que's eyes were a little sad at the moment...

At this moment, this originally peaceful and prosperous Great Wei Imperial City was full of indescribable things, and the fairy talents were screaming and scurrying, and some of them were a little luckier than others and completely fainted.

At this moment, the bigwigs from Qingzhou who came to congratulate all gathered in the imperial city of Furong Terrace, where they drank tea and talked about Taoism, competed in martial arts, and waited for Cao Ergou to appear.

You see that the pot-bellied poop is not right, it is a fairy wind bone, and it is uncomfortable to talk and laugh, because they know that Qingzhou will never be ignored from now on.

"Brother Yunhuang, last year my subordinates were ignorant and secretly captured your two cities in Dongjun, and now my brother will return it to you, in the future, we should unite as one and advance together with Lord Wuhuang." ”

"No hindrance, no hindrance, Brother Song Huang, last year, a group of bandits in my country actually looted a spiritual mine in my brother's Nanjun in broad daylight, brother, I just annihilated, the spirit stones are stored for you, now brother let them return to their original owners."

"Eh, brother, I'm sorry for you, my brother is confused and misremembered, it's the entire Dongjun, didn't the elder brother find out that the Dongjun county guard has been replaced. ”

"Oh, brother, you, brother forgive you, don't you know your brother's mind, can my brother not know, my brother wants to let my dear brother Song Huang. ”

"But brother, my brother is also old, and his brain is not bright, it is the three spiritual mines in Nanjun, old man, but everything is floating clouds. ”

At this moment, the two of them are tall, five big and three thick,。。 The middle-aged man in the dragon robe loved each other and told about the sins he had committed.

The man in the green dragon robe is the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, and the man in the blue dragon robe is the Emperor of the Great Cloud.

At this moment, both of them felt indebted to each other, of course, not because of the territory and spirit stones.

You look at the green and green hats on the heads of these two people, and there is a hint of comfort and mockery in their eyes, they can't help but be proud and respectful of each other.

"I hope I can come a few more times, but if I am found to be punished by the whole world many times, but that taste, that feeling ouch. ”

"But when I am promoted to Martial Emperor, I will definitely do this openly, think about that scene, hahaha. ”

"The Broken Order Pill given to me by the Black Continent Barbarian Emperor said that he wanted me to help him rule Qingzhou, but I always feel that something is wrong. ”

That's it, unless God punishes you, everything is a floating cloud. ”

The two have exactly the same thoughts, I have to say that this is a tragedy or a comforting comedy.

The two of them looked up at the blue sky in unison, and suddenly snapped twice, both of them opened their eyes, and then vomited in unison, and both had a trace of fear in their hearts.

Everyone in Furong Terrace was attacked by black and yellow objects one after another, and when everyone found out that the True Qi Protector didn't work.

The bigwigs flew away, because there were hibiscus flowers on all sides, and there were no pavilions or anything like that.

When they flew away, they were all furious, and scolded the perpetrators for their blood.

Cao Ergou happened to be on the way here at the moment, and when he was surrounded by the stench, he had already returned to his palace.

I saw that the whole person was tightly surrounded by that object, and he couldn't breathe.

Cao Ergou vomited blood again, everything went wrong, he had nothing to love, and he should have killed countless lumps in the middle of a day...

Besides, the innocent Second Prince of Wei had just woken up at the moment and saw that there was nothing around him.

Angrily scolded these ignorant escort regiments, they actually left themselves here.

He stood up, feeling lighter, and he looked down at his legs.

A look of incredulity, and then ecstasy.

"Finally got rid of the demon, who helped me Cao Wanhammer would like to thank you for your eight ancestors. ”

Cao Wanhammer jumped left and right, and actually walked out of the legendary steps that the six relatives did not recognize.

He was so excited that he wanted to return to the palace quickly and tell his father and his brothers and sisters, especially the ancestor who loved him the most.

At this moment, his escorts were all cleared, and they who had arrived at the palace early quickly reported the matter to His Majesty.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, something is wrong, this, this..."

When they entered His Majesty's palace, they saw His Majesty looking at something that they did not want to see again in this life.

"Eh, what's the matter, it's so reckless, what a panic. ”

"Treasure, treasure, treasure, this thing must be extraordinary, how about you come and see it as a gift to congratulate the ancestor?"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty can't, just now the second prince committed a big mistake, and so are his subordinates, Your Majesty, you, you, you. ”

The guards saw something that would be unforgettable in the next life, and their unreliable majesty actually tore off that thing and stuffed it into his mouth.

They couldn't bear it anymore, they vomited and vomited, and the bitter water was dried up, and they even vomited red blood.

", what do you say a hammer can do, isn't it just to tease the little girl and eat a bully meal. ”

"Today is the first big day for my Great Wei to reach the peak, and it is also the first test of the ancestors. ”

Suddenly, several guards looked at His Majesty the Emperor with complete suspicion, only to see that the emperor's body was full of golden light, and an irresistible momentum suddenly appeared on his arm.

The arm quickly became thicker and blacker, and a large Wei character appeared on the black arm, and a human figure appeared below the big character.

The phantom slowly became clear, and the figure was full of seriousness, with a mustache and a little obscenity on his face.