Do parrots do bad things? Do they even commit crimes? Absolutely.

At this stage, parrots are all from the army, and they have received militarized training and political education since childhood, which still has a great influence on the shaping of their three views. Most parrots will still be grateful to humans, after all, it is humans who have opened up their wisdom. So even after many parrots retire, they are still willing to continue to serve humans. This became a universal value within parrot society.

But as the saying goes, when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. When a species develops into a social system, it is impossible not to have a dark side to it. Fortunately, parrots eat less, can easily survive in modern society, can fly and are very free, and there is no conflict of interest with human society, even if they want to fight for mating rights and the like, it is their own business, they can solve it themselves. On the other hand, they are too weak to make big waves.

Because of this, there are still very few cases of real parrots attacking people. Most of the parrots Kevin has known or seen are friendly, whether they are military or military, whether they are regular or yellow, they are at least polite. It's the first time I've seen something like this deliberately destroying a crystal ball.

This matter is not a big deal, and even if the tavern does report it to the sheriff, it is very likely that it will not be accepted, or at most it will be classified as an accident. And it is basically impossible to track down the parrot that caused the accident. The parrots all look the same, and you don't know which one.

Unless you use the parrots of the whole city, you can do mental hypnosis one by one, and let them tell the truth one by one. But the tavern only smashed a civilian crystal ball, how could it use this level of search? If things happen more in the future, it is possible to pay attention to them.

The tavern can basically only consider itself unlucky, and next time install some protective nets, and put some mats on the ground to prevent breaking, so you can only eat a trench and grow wise. In addition, if the tavern really reported the crime, it would obviously offend the parrots, and if it offended the network cable in the Internet era, it obviously didn't want to do business.

This incident is small and not small, which indicates that contradictions have appeared in parrot society, and there is a tendency to further expand. It has to be controlled, and the parrot has too much human privacy, which is probably also a hidden danger.

But the strange thing is that there is almost no mention of these things on the Internet. So much so that everyone was unprepared for today's events, and they were all surprised, and if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they might not have believed it. How could a parrot do such a thing?

On second thought, the parrot itself, as a network cable, may do some subjective screening. But there is no way to confirm this, and if something that cannot be confirmed is directly said, the contradiction will be further intensified. After all, there is another possibility, that is, when the commenter sees that it is a parrot who sent the letter, he will naturally not write any bad things about the parrot, which is also some of Lou Baole's principles of doing things.

But Kevin still doesn't care much about that. There were no parrots or crows around him, and no one around him was involved in the incident. Now that he's just a librarian and not a city lord, he doesn't need to think much about that. Naturally, there are many better people than him to solve it.

He just sighed, and a good pantomime was stirred up. Watching the tavern guy come out and clean up the broken crystal ball, everyone expressed regret and condemned the parrot. Everyone was drinking, and all kinds of foul language were not very polite.

Kevin turned his head to catch a glimpse of a few parrots standing outside the window, and although they couldn't see their expressions, they were obviously not in a good mood.

Several drunkards also saw it, and a few even stood up and pointed out the window with the strength of the wine and cursed. What "you are useless, catch insects and eat them in the future", "Have you forgotten your roots? Who gave you wisdom?", "If you are crazy, pluck out your hair"......

The parrot outside the window didn't say a word, but Kevin had already felt the anger through his mental power. The tavern guy on the side hurriedly stopped: "Forget it, the one just now has already left, they didn't do it." ”

"Who can't see that? Some people also see through it at a glance, "With your intelligence, you still want to fight with people, and you don't want to see who has the most brain capacity?"

Kevin frowned, seeing that things might get out of control if things went on like this, so he hurriedly changed the subject: "Hey, what about that drama just now? Although the ball is broken, the bard is still there, can I tell me about the follow-up plot?"

This switch was really abrupt, and everyone in the tavern was stunned for three seconds, but they still quieted down. The bard hurriedly took over the scene: "Although the guards slapped the prince a dozen times just now, the prince is safe and sound, ......why is that? Because the prince is thick-skinned. ”

Everyone: "......"

The Bard is finally qualified, although he has turned what was supposed to be a reasonable plot into an absurd drama. But absurd dramas also have the highlights of absurd dramas, and everyone still thinks it's good after listening to it. And this time, everyone felt that the boss had suffered a loss, and some people were willing to tip a little more.

The parrot outside the window stood for a long time and did not leave until the end of the story. But anyone who knows the habits of parrots knows that it didn't end so quickly. Parrots are also very vindictive, so when they scold the parrot in person, they also have to give some color.

There are so many ways to retaliate, and in the air is the easiest way to do it. Find the location of your home and throw all sorts of disgusting things in your house, like bugs and the like. If there is a quilt of clothes to hang outside, then ......

It doesn't generally rise to something like killing someone, but it does get quite disgusting. Kevin took a moment of silence for the few people who impulsively scolded the parrot. But then again, it's really wrong for parrots to do this.

Even if the popularity of the crystal ball makes parrots uncomfortable, direct destruction is still the worst thing to do. Not only did this damage the parrot's reputation, but it also had little effect on the popularity of crystal balls, and if you dropped one crystal ball, you would buy a second one. It's a bird with little intelligence, and it's the most impulsive stupid thing it does.

And how to reconcile this contradiction, this is difficult. Kevin has no good way to deal with this kind of social problem, so he can only let the superior take action.

But sometimes Kevin thinks, if the parrot problem is not easy to solve, is it possible to bring in crows and let them strike a balance?

But when you think about it, it feels like the possibilities are slim to none. It is essential to know a basic concept that there are two species between humans and birds, and crows and parrots are both birds. Considering this reality, if the crow also reaches the size of a parrot, maybe the two of them are more likely to join forces against humans?

Putting these social issues aside, the next morning, on Sunday, Kevin decided to pay a visit to his old friend, the director of the Stadt Library, Stadt.

As one of the most cutting-edge positions of Internet culture, Kevin is also curious about what has changed in the Start Library with the emergence of the crystal ball.

This time, Kevin also made an appointment, and it was a particularly trendy online appointment, knowing that he was a busy man, he would pick a time this time.

The front desk lady let her go all the way, and Kevin came all the way to Start's office, and the overall decoration did not change, except that there was an extra ball on the desk. Statt was still so fat, and the beautiful secretary politely poured Kevin tea and withdrew.

"The library looks like it's getting bigger. Kevin said casually as an opening remark.

"It's getting bigger and bigger, and the competition is getting tougher. Statt leaned back in his chair, and the chair creaked as if it were about to collapse.

"Is your chair okay, don't you need to change it to iron?" Kevin couldn't help but spit out.

"No, you don't understand. Actually, I like this squeak, which is popular in the current boss world. As soon as you sit down, it squeaks, which means that this boss has a strong aura and is steady. Starter said and creaked twice.

Kevin: "......"

"It's all driven by a stage play," Stadt replied, "and there's a stage play like this, where a boss actor squeaks and creaks when he sits down, and he's very handsome." As a result, our boss world has also become popular. ”

"A lot of stage performances are deliberately exaggerated for the sake of the program. Kevin replied.

"Yes," Stadt agreed, "but it's become a cultural trend, and it's going to spread as the internet goes viral." ”

"By the way, what's new in the library when it comes to the Internet?" Kevin finally cut to the chase.

"Website updates are first updated by authors, and then we can update. Stadt replied.

Kevin: "......"

"I'll show you this," Statt took out a stack of papers from a drawer and handed it to Kevin, "The equipment motherhood plan I talked about last time is basically mature now. ”

Kevin opened it with great interest, and at first glance he saw a scantily clad woman standing on the beach, looking into the distance: "This is ......"

"This is the comma charioteer. Stadt responded.

"But there's no comma element on it?" Kevin was surprised.

"Oh, it's a swimsuit. Her combat uniform was in the back. Stadt replied.

Kevin browsed quickly, and sure enough, there were all kinds of handsome, domineering, bewitching, and charming female characters in the back. However, as long as you look at their equipment, Kevin can still guess what they are, and there are vehicles in each line.

"This ...... Why doesn't the ellipsis chariot have clothes?" Kevin was surprised. Even among all the exposed women, this is the most exposed, with no clothes at all, only a few ellipses rolled at the feet.

"The clothes are omitted," Statt replied, "you don't have to worry about the audit, just block the key parts with her own arms and thighs, plus a certain angle." It's a floor plan, and it's not a real person. ”

"This ......" Kevin frowned a little, not quite liking such a straightforward way of selling meat, shaking his head and saying, "This is not a gentleman." ”

"Isn't this a gentleman?" Statt sat up straight in surprise, "how else do you want to be a gentleman?"

"What's the plot?" Kevin asked straight down.

"There's no plot, we're going to make a game, it's a monster fight. Jump out of an evil bose, make a few mazes, roll the dice during the battle, and clear the level all the way," Statt replied, "We've researched it, and it's easiest to play first. ”

"Now that civilian crystal balls are about to become popular, the comic dynamic picture has a great advantage because it can be played repeatedly, so why not get the serial dynamic picture?" Kevin couldn't help but ask.

"Animated graphics are time-consuming, labor-intensive, and currently have a small audience. The game is simple, a few characters set up, and then you can start immediately. You've tried it too, right? The kind of game played by real NPCs in the online library now has the Internet, and it can be connected to the Internet and become a real online game. Starter said forward, very excited.

Kevin nodded: "You can also make a wave of money in the name of popularizing weapons knowledge." ”

"This ......," Statt was a little dissatisfied, "is it wrong to make money?"

"No," Kevin hurriedly waved his hand, "I'll just say it casually." ”

"There's one thing we're missing at the moment," Stadt said, "and that's the market." We are not the only game on the market, there are even many foreign games, as long as the crystal ball is really popular, the market will be a battlefield. ”

"Oh," Kevin touched his nose, "what's the use of you telling me? Why don't I play it too?

"Can't you think of a way?" Stat couldn't help but growl, "You have so many ways every time, don't you need to use it?"

Kevin involuntarily began to think, lowered his head and flipped through the pictures of these people one by one, and suddenly thought of a question: "Why are they all beautiful?"

"Nonsense!" Stadt didn't bother to explain, "Do you still put myself in as a persona?"

"What about parrots?"

As soon as these words came out, Start couldn't help but fall into deep thought. Indeed, parrots are also considered a large group, and they are not even considered.