Chapter 57: A Bamboo Against the River
"Tsk, there are experts every year, and there are a lot of them this year. Unfortunately, no one can give an explanation. ”
"If you want me to say, it's the summoning of the river god, and it's not a scientific reason at all. If you find so many experts, you might as well find two goddesses......"
A group of people chatted babbling.
Jiang Zhe squinted his eyes, pondering the question of how to go up the mountain.
At this moment, a person suddenly came over: "This senior brother, where did you buy these clothes, the quality is really good!"
Jiang Zhe looked at it, good guys, a group of young people wearing the robes of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion came over, and when they looked closely, they were the ones they saw on the road before.
There were more than a dozen people in a group, and it seemed that they were also going to see the fish nest, but they were all stopped.
There was nothing to do left and right, I just saw Jiang Zhe and Jiang Xiaoguo, and I came up to say hello when I saw that the clothes were almost there.
Jiang Zhe was a little stunned by their title.
Seeing Jiang Zhe in a daze, the man said, "Senior brother, you don't know the rules, right?"
Put on the robe of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion, that is the senior brother.
As for the salutation, look at the age.
The older ones are called senior brothers and sisters, and the younger ones are called junior brothers and sisters.
Seeing that you are wearing a mask, you can't tell the size apart, so I call you a senior brother, don't be surprised.
Senior brother, the material of your clothes is really good, it looks much better than ours.
Where did you buy it?"
Jiang Zhe came to his senses and said with a smile: "I sent this dress from the mountain." ”
"From the mountain? hahaha...... What's the matter, are you going to set up a branch of the Cloud Sword Pavilion over there?" a young girl laughed.
The others also laughed: "Brother, stop blowing." The Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion has accepted a total of so many apprentices this year, and they will not go down the mountain in three years. The disciples of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion never went down the mountain. Those who wear robes outside are fake, and no matter how they pretend, they can't be real. ”
Jiang Zhe was speechless for a while, feeling that after Li Kui met a group of Li ghosts, he couldn't be Li Kui.
Jiang Zhe didn't mean to continue to tear it down, and asked, "You also went to see the fish nest?"
"yes, it's a pity I was stopped. I can't go up......" one shook his head.
A young lady sighed: "Hey, if only I were a real disciple of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion." I heard that the disciple of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion jumped ten meters high, if I have that ability, I will jump over the mountain to see who can stop me. ”
Another young lady has been teasing Jiang Xiaoguo, but unfortunately this little fox is still afraid of life, although she is usually quite able to jump, when she really comes into contact with people, she has been shrinking behind Jiang Zhe.
So much so that many people didn't pay attention to this little thing.
When she heard the young lady's words, she smiled and said, "Why do you want to jump off the mountain? If I am a disciple of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion, I will float on the water and float up." ”
"Come on, it's still floating on the water. Why don't you fly into the sky?I think the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion is still blown up......
For so long, with just a few videos, I don't believe they can really jump ten meters high. As for water floating, it is even less credible and not scientific at all. ”
One retorted.
Everyone laughed and said casually.
But the speaker had no intention of listening, Jiang Zhe subconsciously touched his mask, and his current identity was Yu Zhe, the chief disciple of the second generation of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion.
In other words, he doesn't have to pretend at all!
"Several, you talk first, let's go first. Jiang Zhe arched his hand.
One of the girls asked, "This is leaving? Maybe the road will be closed in a while?
Jiang Zhe shook his head: "Don't wait, take your leave." ”
"Bye-bye. Everyone didn't pull it, and said goodbye to Jiang Zhe one after another.
Then I saw Jiang Zhe turn around and wave his hand, and the bamboo with the thickness of his arm snapped!
Everyone's eyes suddenly glared at the boss!
Jiang Zhe raised his leg and kicked it, and the bamboo shot out like a sharp arrow, hitting a wave on the water surface, going upstream, and heading straight for the upper reaches of the Xiangjiang River.
It felt like a speedboat!
Everyone's mouths opened, and they looked sluggish!
I saw Jiang Zhe pick up Jiang Xiaoguo again, and then volleyed into the air, and caught up with the bamboo that was leaving rapidly on the water, standing on the bamboo, carrying Jiang Xiaoguo with one hand, and the other behind his back, stepping on the bamboo against the current, and quickly disappeared at a river bend in front.
Everyone's jaws almost dropped to the ground!
At that moment, the scene was silent, and the needle drop could be heard.
After half a day, the crowd exploded.
"Oh my God!"
"Superman?"
"I'm Cao, a god!"
......
And those young boys and girls who were wearing the robes of the disciples of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion were even more dumbfounded.
They never dreamed that the two classmates they met casually turned out to be genuine!
"My good man, it's actually a real disciple of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion!"
"No wonder the clothes feel so good, it turns out to be genuine......!
"Do you still believe in science?"
"Starting tomorrow, I will start burning incense and worshiping the Buddha......"
......
Just when a group of people were in a daze, someone pointed at them and shouted: "Those two on the water are with them, just now I heard them call that person senior brother!"
"Disciples of the Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion, how did you go down the mountain?"
"Did you come down for the fish's nest?"
"Didn't you Cloud Mist Sword Pavilion say that you can only go down the mountain in three years? ”
"Can you fly on the water?
......
A group of people came up cheering and cheering, and the problem was like a series of cannons. More than a dozen people were squeezed back again and again by a group of people.
Someone shouted, "You've got the wrong person!"
"I'm not mistaken, I saw that you are commensurate with each other's senior brothers, and you should also come to float on the water?"
"We're not all the way with him. ”
"Low-key is not your low-key method, hurry up, drift one!"
"We don't know the man, we're just a bunch of COS enthusiasts. ”
"I also love it, why don't you have a senior brother like that to talk to me? Don't pretend, hurry up and float one, I'll take a photo and promise to play mosaic!"
The crowd shouted and squeezed forward.
As a result, a teenager didn't step on his feet and fell into the water with a pop.
Someone applauded: "There is a master performing floating on the water......
Come and see......
Watch him drift ......
Float......
Hey?!!
This, this, this......
Why is this sinking?"
"Don't look at it, save people!" cried the boys and girls.
The onlookers finally realized that something was wrong and hurriedly went into the water to catch people.
The boy who fell into the water was fine, but when he came up, he cried and pointed to the group of people in front of him and scolded: "It's all said, we don't know him." If you have to ask, you can ask, what are you squeezing?
It's so crowded that I can see the bridge...... Woohoo......"
Everyone looked embarrassed.
While everyone was chatting, a person in the distance was picking up the walkie-talkie and reporting to the mountain: "Commander-in-chief, someone went up, from the Xiangjiang River." You may not believe me when I say it, the man ......"