Chapter 27 Thinking about a man goes crazy
After leaving Wuxiangtang, Tang Ning went to Qinghe Garden with great expectations.
As a result, before the person approached, he heard the voices of the junior sisters who were supposed to rest.
"Senior Sister, you should practice in it. Second Senior Sister won't harm you, don't send me a secret sound again. I just came back from Phoenix Valley and am really sleepy and tired. Xu Yan slapped the transparent barrier and shouted inside.
I'm so tired, I want to sleep.
She didn't understand, the people who came to the Lingshan Sect were all in order to become immortals one day. Now that Liu Qingqing has excellent immortal cultivation classics and an environment that no one is disturbing, what is there to be content with!
If she were her, she would wake up laughing in her dreams.
Li Ran solemnly echoed: "What the little junior sister said is right. "Taishang Forgetting Love" can't be begged for by many people, and the second senior sister gave it to you and Li Ran, hoping that the two of you will soar as soon as possible. Why don't you understand her painstaking efforts? ”
A few ducklings staggered past them, as if laughing at their vain words.
The moment Tang Ning appeared, the enchantment loosened for a moment.
"Senior sister." Li Ran and Xu Yan didn't pay attention and fell into the enchantment. They turned around and saw Tang Ning, and they all agreed.
Tang Ning hummed lightly, then bypassed them and pushed open the door of the wing. There was a panic underground, tables and chairs were crooked, and people choked on the strong smell of alcohol was uncomfortable.
Liu Qingqing and Nanmenyue, who were lying on the rattan chairs, had yellow faces, their eyes were hollow, and they didn't even have the strength to look up at Tang Ning and the others. Among them was a copy of the "Pure Heart Mantra" that had been turned up.
"Why is God so kind to me, why! Why are there so many beautiful men in the world, but none of them belong to me? I'm so miserable, so lonely, so lonely! Nanmen Yue, what should I do? What are we going to do? Is that it, not to die or to live for a lifetime? That's too pitiful. Liu Qingqing held a pot of wine and said drunken words.
Nanmenyue, who was less than half a meter away from her, poured herself a few sips of wine, and said weakly: "Hey, I miss the years when I used to spend time in the beauty nest." Nowadays, there is only a fine wine, but there is no beauty, which is really embarrassing. ”
Xu Yan couldn't bear to continue listening, and coughed lightly twice, reminding them that someone was coming.
Liu Qingqing raised his head with difficulty, sat up violently after seeing Tang Ning, and cried: "Senior sister! I've had enough, I've really had enough. ”
"Senior sister? Which junior sister? Nanmen Yue took away the wine jug and frowned at the three people in front of her, ghosting and ghosting.
No matter how hard you look, you can't see who the other party is. It may be that she is drunk, so drunk that she has eye problems.
Tang Ning thought that after so long, they would grow and improve, but he didn't expect it to be like this......
"Senior sister, I miss men so much. I scratched my heart and scratched my liver when I thought about it, and I could only lie on the ground and desperately recite the mantra to clear my heart. I just watched "The Secret of Forgetting Love", let alone calming down and cultivating. Liu Qingqing hugged the wine jug and looked at her junior sisters without tears.
She thumped her chest hard and said in great pain: "Really! I really miss men, I'm going crazy thinking about it! Lying on the couch will think about men, eating will think about men, drinking will think about men, dreaming will think about men, and practicing will think about men. Even, even the head of the house sent a few ducks to relieve boredom, I thought they were white men.
Almost didn't control it, and did something to Duck Duck. I really feel like I've fallen into an evil spirit, and my thoughts about men are too sick. ”
"Let's continue to play the game of guessing whether the mosquito is male or female...... Hiccup......" Nanmen Yue burped and frowned uncomfortably.
Where did Xu Yan and Li Ran hear the words of such bastards, and they were directly petrified in place. Oh my God, why did Liu Qingqing and Nanmen Yue look like this.
Tang Ning couldn't help but wonder, is it really so difficult to quit sex? actually made these two people so unpopular.
"I was wrong, junior sister, I shouldn't worry about Song Qing. Don't even rely on me to be a senior sister, you have been making trouble for you again and again. I was really wrong, can you let me go. Liu Qingqing didn't know if he had drunk too much for a while, or if Tang Ning finally remembered her.
It didn't matter, she didn't care anyway.
Nanmenyue sat up, looked at Liu Qingqing for a while, and said very seriously: "No, I was wrong." I shouldn't be thinking about the twenty or thirty beautiful men around Tang Ning, so I can't control myself and recognize her as a master. Unexpectedly, as soon as they entered the school, the beautiful men disappeared. ”
"How can she have so many beauties. Mine, definitely mine! She secretly lowered my men down the mountain and gave me "The Secret of Forgetting Love". It must have been premeditated, and I wanted to become an immortal and strengthen the Lingshan faction. She, she, she's so bad......" Liu Qingqing became more and more aggrieved the more he spoke, and in the end, he hugged Nanmen Yue and cried bitterly.
Li Ran and Xu Yan secretly glanced at Tang Ning, for fear that Tang Ning would pinch the two drunkards to death.
Tang Ning was indeed very angry, and turned his fingers slightly. The wine flew out of the flask and splashed on the faces of Liu Qingqing and Nanmenyue.
"Senior sister, I'll come." Li Ran was really afraid that Tang Ning would be angry, so he pressed the two to death and volunteered.
Seeing that Tang Ning had stopped casting, she stepped forward and moved her muscles slightly. Shengsheng beat the two of them from a drunken state to soberness.
Nanmen Yue covered her face and stepped back: "Li Ran, I'm awake, don't fight, please, don't fight." ”
Liu Qingqing hugged the chair to cover it, and was also terrified: "Senior sister, calm down, you must be calm." ”
"Are you sober?" Tang Ning glanced at the two of them coldly, and said at the right time.
Liu Qingqing and Nanmen Yue glanced at each other, and ran towards Tang Ning tacitly. But when he approached, he was bounced away by the aura.
Li Ran walked behind Tang Ning, his eyebrows were still a little proud: "If the second senior sister makes a move, you will be really dangerous." You don't need to thank me, I'm just doing my best as a friend and sister. ”
......, except for Li Ran, the rest of them were stunned one after another. Forget it, Li Ran's brain circuit has never been fathomed, and it is useless to entangle.
Nanmen Yue knelt down with a puff and said pitifully: "Master, I don't cultivate immortals anymore." You let me go, I want to go home. ”
"Do you remember the agreement you signed before you entered the Spirit Mountain? It clearly says that unless you become an immortal, you can regain your freedom. Otherwise, if you live for one day, you will be a person in the spiritual mountain for one day. If you don't believe it, this backup document will be given to you as a teacher.
I hope you can read it from time to time, and don't forget your original intention of entering Lingshan. Tang Ning used his spiritual power to send a piece of paper to Nanmen Yue's hands.
In order to make the heroine quit sex and reduce the vulgarity of the current world, she has worked a lot. first seduced him with beauty, and then wrote a special contract for Nanmen Yue in advance.
Nanmenyue couldn't believe it, picked up the paperwork, and read it several times over and over again. After discovering that what Tang Ning said was true, he sat on the ground with a dead heart, with a helpless face.
Heaven, earth, is she not connected with the jade body of thousands of beautiful men in this life?
No, she didn't want to believe that fact!