Chapter 48: How to tell if you are a dick
Hearing that his face was swollen and sinicized, Qin Yicheng's expression was strange.
Old drivers understand.
People's faces are swollen and sinicized to generate electricity with love, and in the end, the boss was invited to tea.
After drawing the positioning method, Qin Yicheng glanced at Xiang Gou.
"How's the licking?"
"It's cool!"
Xiang Gou said beautifully: "Sure enough, what you said is right, you have to prescribe the right medicine, I sat there to read with her, and she talked to me more often, twelve more sentences than yesterday." ”
“?”
Qin Yicheng's cheeks twitched, did you still count?
He looked at Ning Ziyu and Xiang Kailang: "Who of you will dare to say that my brother is a licking dog in the future, don't blame me Qin someone for turning his face, is this called inspirational?" ”
"Hahaha..."
"Cow Pi!"
Qin Yicheng chatted while drawing: "Do you know how to tell if you are a dick?" ”
"Can you still tell?"
"The easiest and most direct way is to go to TB and search for rice cookers, the first four prices are less than 300 yuan, and they are basically Taobao certified dicks."
Everyone opened Taobao curiously and took a look, and silently put down the phone after dozens of seconds.
The whole dormitory has become surprisingly quiet.
"Actually, I think JD.com is very good, self-operated home delivery."
"Pinduoduo, there are subsidies."
"Garbage Taobao,!"
Xiang Kailang wondered, "How do you know?" ”
"Inquire less about the things of the road."
On this night, three terabytes of software were missing from the mobile phone in dormitory 302.
Xiang Gou said irritably: "Recently, I have been pushing girls who work near what hotel and what hotel, and they are on call and directly try to be a couple, and they can date if they are suitable, is it really fake?" ”
"You can go and see how high the immortal jumps, or ask the price, if you are not afraid of being hit!"
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Going to bed, Qin Yicheng was full of thoughts.
The confession wall is really disgusting, and I can't bear to look at it directly, so I can only go to the school forum if I am bored.
As Xiang Kailang said, he was also popular on the forum.
Therefore, he gave his platform number a drain, and it is estimated that there must be at least a few hundred attentions, and the key is all senior sisters.
By the way, there's also a silver gift box.
Open.
"Hint: You got one of the 'Sea King Radars.'"
Neptune Radar: Capture the information of any high-value beauty within five kilometers, and the appearance value must not be less than 80 points.
Qin Yicheng raised his eyebrows, a little interesting.
So that he doesn't have to be lucky enough to go to the actors, and the radar sweeps straight to the point?
Radar swept the available advertisements, and in the end he still chose mobile games, with an advertising fee of 10,000.
The propaganda is to download games for entertainment, and there are free benefits of 5,000 yuan, but he himself doesn't believe it.
But if you spoil the money, whatever.
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At the same time, the women's dormitory.
Chu Caiwei sat on the bed with a pillow in her arms, and looked at the drawing boards on the table with watery eyes, all of which were given by Qin Yicheng, and each of them was painted very beautifully, she liked it very much.
I looked at the phone information again, empty...
Actually, you really don't talk to me?
"Nerd, nerd, nerd!!"
Chu Caiwei pinched the pillow, fantasizing the pillow as Qin Yicheng, with a wicked smile on her delicate face, and bullied her vigorously.
Chao Qionghua said: "What are you crazy about? ”
"Bullying Qin Yicheng."
"Heh, it's just for him to bully you, right? What did you hang out today? ”
Ding Yuan and Qi Xiaoxiao were also very curious, and pricked up their ears.
Chu Caiwei said: "Go shopping, eat, catch dolls and watch movies..."
"Isn't this all routine, is there something novel and exciting, such as whether he took the opportunity to touch you in the movie theater!"
Chu Caiwei looked at Qi and smiled.
He smiled and said calmly: "My ex-boyfriend has done it, and the boys are very sexy!" ”
"it!"
Ding Yuan looked at Chu Caiwei.
Chu Caiwei blushed and said, "That's not it, we've only known each other for a long time, at most we can hold hands." ”
"At least kiss, right?"
Chao Qionghua asked.
She knows Chu Caiwei best, and when she lies, her eyes will turn in circles and be erratic.
"Hmm."
Qi Xiaoxiao teased: "I'll just say, you are so beautiful, unless there is something wrong with Qin Yicheng." ”
"You know too well if I go, why don't you tell me a story about you and your ex-boyfriend, it is said that boys are like Tibetan antelopes, only a few seconds?"
For a while, the atmosphere in the girls' dormitory became strange.
Chao Qionghua covered her ears and closed her eyes.
These two female dirty turtles are really spicy.
"Don't listen to their nonsense, just pay attention to yourself, although Qin Yicheng is very good, but you still have to be careful."
Qi Xiaoxiao nodded lightly: "It's not that I said, handsome people have a bit of scumbag attributes, and they don't need to talk slowly." ”
"Yes, it's acceptable to hold hands and kiss your mouth, but it's definitely not okay to say that you have been getting married for a long time after you know each other!"
"It's not what you think."
The more Chu Caiwei explained, the darker it became, and she didn't dare to say any more.
The more he talked, the more Qin Yicheng became a scumbag.
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In the morning, I sent out the edited video and put the link to the game ad on it.
Skill points +3
While obtaining three skill points, I happened to receive the payment from Boss Li of Haihong Yan.
"Reminder: The advertising fee this time is 30k, and the income is ten times the rebate for a total of 30w yuan."
Host: Qin Yicheng
Appearance: 91
Height: 1.82m
Fortune: 1,228,500
Skills: Soul Painter, Free Fighting (Mastery), Dance Skill (Mastery)
Items: Doom Card/1, Consumption Crit Card/1, Aquaman Radar/1
Skill points: 12
The number of fans is still rising all the time, Qin Yicheng is too lazy to go to see it, if he wants to rise sharply, he really has to come up with some dry goods.
In the morning when there was no class, he slept until he woke up naturally, and he didn't make noise when he got up.
After washing, take a glass of warm water to moisturize your body, and the day will begin.
That's what college life is,
freely
High selectivity.
As long as you dare, every day is a holiday.
Today it is still military training, standing in a military posture.
In two days, you will be walking, kicking, running, and learning to grapple or grapple.
In the middle of the military training content project of the university, I also learned military songs and pulled songs.
It is mainly queue training, with military posture, marching, running, walking, and some also live ammunition shooting, but unfortunately Nanyi does not.
Of course, there will be some evening parties and theatrical performances in the middle.
On the playground, Qin Yicheng glanced at Chu Caiwei.
Chu Caiwei noticed his gaze, snorted and turned her head, not wanting to pay attention to him.
Qin Yicheng really wanted to say:
Stinky treasure, tsundere really ruined his life!
Until noon, Chu Caiwei didn't pay attention to him.
"Disband!"
The instructor dismissed and waved his hand to Kailang: "Old Qin, go up to the gymnasium and find a venue!" ”
"the school, finally get in close contact, brother, can I take a photo with you, when you become famous, I will pass it on as a family heirloom."
Wei Ziqi opened his mouth to lick the dog.
Qin Yicheng really wanted to say something to Chu Caiwei, did you hear it, this is oil.
What am I that, it's sleek.
"Hello."
"Wei Ziqi, from dormitory 401."
"Qin Yicheng."
Xiang Kailang smiled and said, "We'll have a few teams later." ”
"Yes, I've been looking at those goods for a long time, a bunch of pugs."
Ning Ziyu and Xiang Gou felt that they were offended again.
Wei Ziqi said slightly apologetically: "Of course I didn't mean you, you know, haha." ”
"Brother Qin, did you rob Li Haoxiang's girlfriend?"
Xiang Kailang slapped him: "This is called robbery, why do you owe it so much?" ”
"My, my, there are too many versions on the forum, I can't read them all."
"Forum?"
"Yes, it seems to be your class, I don't know who spread it on the forum, but now it's spread."
Wei Ziqi nodded heavily.
"I'm just thinking about Li Haoxiang's little short legs, what are you going to rob you with?"
Qin Yicheng smiled and said nothing, although this brother has a bit of a poisonous mouth, he is really good at licking.
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