Chapter 55: All kinds of martial arts, this is a lie!
- There are traces of lying.
The hands with red faces, evasive eyes, and an unusually unusually unplaced look...... All hesitation in the process of lying leads to defeat.
- Lying is technical.
The truth is mixed with falsehood, and only a part of the truth is spoken, and the order of words is skillfully reversed...... Not blushing and not beating is the basic quality, and logical completeness is the advanced requirement.
- Lying is necessary occasionally.
If you want to live a good life, you have to have something ambiguous; If you want to live a good life, you have to learn a little skill.
- Hoshino Mahiro, who is like a child, is probably dead!
From the innocent heart to the colorful black heart, the number of lies he has told can only be described as tragedy!
"What is the relationship between my brother and Miss Rokuka?"
"Friends who occasionally talk about emotional topics."
"We're friends." He said.
Her frank and unassuming posture seemed to be impeccable, but Miss Izumi Nagi looked skeptical.
- Lying is traceable after all.
According to her master's observations, there are several characteristics that are particularly evident when Hoshino tries to lie.
Touching your nose, blinking your eyes, looking at each other...... It's like a naughty boy who hasn't grown up, and all kinds of careful thoughts are hidden in his body movements.
"Emotional negotiation?"
"I've been worrying about Sayoko lately." Hoshino Mahiro touched his nose a little embarrassed.
In the face of this blunt and flawed lie, even the imps in the dojo can see through this clumsy performance.
The purity is too low!
Miss Izumi Nagi looked at him for a moment and couldn't help but sigh.
"Brother is so cunning!"
"Sometimes that's how it is."
"Goo-goo." [Brother is good or bad! Nagi Izumi cutie spits out a series of pigeon words of unknown meaning.
"Next time, I won't help my brother grow up!"
"Thank you very much." Shinhiro Hoshino folded his hands and saluted his sister.
My sister is really good at someone else's!
Other people's small padded jackets are particularly heartwarming, and their own small padded jackets are particularly heart-piercing!
"What are you going to say to Miss Liuhua?"
"Nagi-chan is a cute beautiful girl who can be my apprentice!"
"No matter how much you praise it, your score won't get high!" Izumi Nagi's cute silly hair was already swaying happily, apparently quite useful.
"We're actually half-siblings or something?"
"Miss Liuhua shouldn't believe it."
"It's never that the other party doesn't believe each other." Hoshino laughed.
Lying is not a glorious thing, at best it is a good tool to use.
As long as I can turn the page on this matter
He has always been indifferent to the purity of his lies!
"Is my brother doing the same to me?"
"Of course not." Looking at the somewhat pitiful younger sister, Hoshino shook his head decisively.
"We will always be one country." He said.
"Just because you belong to a country doesn't mean you can't lie!" Izumi Nagi blinked.
"Nagi-chan won't break in the end."
If Izumi Nagi is a bad girl, Hoshino Mahiro estimates that he may not survive more than a week.
After discussing the division of labor for the persecution of Higuchi Rokuka, the new brothers and sisters are also returning to the battlefield.
"You can't bully Miss Liuhua too much!"
"Of course!" Hoshino Shinhiro nodded, after all, Rokuka Higuchi and him are also from the same country.
Miss Izumi Nagi gave him one last look and turned to leave.
"Nagi-chan?"
"Restroom."
Shinhiro Hoshino stayed in place in embarrassment, and it seems that the beautiful girl also has to solve the most basic physiological needs.
Unless it's a paper man, there will still be something that should be.
Even if we never mention anything.
......
"Where's Nagi?"
Looking at Hoshino Mahiro, who came back alone, Higuchi Rokuka's expression was extremely resentful.
When a man and a woman go to the bathroom at the same time for up to ten minutes, it's hard not to be suspicious!
Although ten minutes is not too long, what if Hoshino Mahiro is also short?
Anything is possible.
Hoshino Mahiro, who had just sat down, suddenly felt a chill, and pulled the corners of his mouth helplessly:
"Restroom."
"Find a good reason to lie!" Higuchi Daimyo God tried to use his non-existent majesty to make believers change their ways.
"Liuhua definitely wanted to be crooked just now." Mahiro Hoshino took a calm sip of coffee, "The bathroom is not a place to do strange things. β
"Although the story of the bathroom is classic."
In the small cubicle, two people acted recklessly......
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!" Higuchi Rokka was choked by the sudden attack of Huang Duanzi.
Black coffee slipped from the corners of his mouth and dripped onto his white shirt.
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"If you want to go back first, I can talk to Nagi." Mahiro Hoshino is deeply sympathetic to this.
Something that is white and flawless with a bad color can really raise the blood pressure of the main person.
"Forget it......" Higuchi Rokuka's eyes were dead.
"Really?" He was sorry.
If Rokka Higuchi goes home like this, he can save some effort in conceiving language.
After the bad mood of the great myojin initially dealt with it, the spearhead was redirected at Hoshino Shinto:
"Why don't you wait for Nagi to come back with you?"
"Because I have something I just want to tell you."
"Poof!" Under another straight ball attack, Rokka Higuchi's white shirt managed to escape.
Congratulations, congratulations.
Mahiro Hoshino pulls out a tissue and cheers for her while handling his stains.
The holy water of the Great Myojin has tainted his white and flawless insistence, and Hoshino Mahiro is no longer clean!
"Looks like we're tied."
"Hmm."
The two housekeepers, who had a synchronization rate of 400%, sighed at the same time.
The blood pressure is high and the fists are too hard.
"Meow meow!" [Two idiots, hahahaha]
Meowdis, who was watching the play, let out a loud mock that had nothing to do with himself.
Mahiro Hoshino looked at the last sip of coffee and smiled kindly.
There are still some white and flawless things waiting for someone with a bad heart to defile,
Black cats don't seem to be bad......
Feeling the crisis, Meow Dis jumped off the table and began to blow up.
"What's wrong with Xiaobai?"
"Blackie, it might want to move its body."
Blackie? Higuchi Damyojin was a little confused.
"Let's talk about something else," Hoshino asked for a slight while Izumi Nagi was away.
"By the way, why does Nagi call you master?"
"Because I am a man of insight worthy of respect."
"Mislead people's children!" Rokka Higuchi doesn't know where to start with someone who feels good about herself.
The skin is not thick enough, and he doesn't speak in a neutral manner.
What is the so-called love? - Higuchi Rokuka]. β
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"I'm really sorry for the misguided children."
"I'm delaying you." Hoshino Mahiro raised his eyebrows lightly, admiring the fried Higuchi Rokuka.
"That thing can be explained!"
"I know"
"After all, Miss Liuhua, who is under a lot of pressure, and the curry cubes are not easy, and I remember this very well." He said.
Curry cubes?
[Curry cubes are not easy either!] ββRokka Higuchiγ
Higuchi Damyojin's memorable bewilderment black history two consecutive shots!
"Didn't you say don't talk about curry cubes again!" Recalling the black history, Higuchi Rokuka's face was full of shame.
"I don't remember ever promising anything like that." Hoshino Mahiro feigned surprise and looked innocent.
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"I will definitely remember the things I promised, in other words, the things I didn't remember are the things I didn't promise."
"Is there anything you'd like to say, Miss Curry?"
"The sophistry of the demons! Crooked! β
Hoshino Mahiro very readily admitted his identity as an outsider, and took the coquettish anger that was not lethal as a compliment.
"Do you want to try to crusade against me, Curry Daimyojin-sama?"
"Goo-goo!" [Cunning believers! γ
It seems that pigeon language is also a universal and necessary skill, and the great myojin has become a great pigeon god at this moment.
"I'm really sorry that the evil way of misleading people has caused you trouble."
"Next, I will go to the House of Time and Spirit to continue my cultivation."
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Looking at Rokka Higuchi with an aggrieved face, Hoshino Mahiro chose to stop.
It wouldn't be nice to play her badly.
......
"So what's going on with the master?"
"Nickname."
"Because it's a little rusty to continue to call my surname, Xiao Nagi started calling me master."
Girls always put all kinds of cute nicknames on the things they like, which is very reasonable.
"Is Master one of the nicknames?"
"It's just a coincidence, nicknames are often changed."
"I don't believe it!"
There must be some conspiracy behind this, and Higuchi Rokka who sees through the truth shoots a laser of inspiration!
"Do you want to gamble?" Hoshino's mind moved slightly, and a bold idea gradually surfaced.
"Bet on what?"
"[Master is just a simple nickname, it has no special meaning]."
"What's the stake?"
"How's the maid?" After giving a smile to the clerk not far away, he said slowly.
"Maid maid?" Steam began to emerge from Higuchi Rokka head.
"A well-defined maid," Hoshino Mahiro didn't want to be interviewed by the gods four times in a row.
"Where's the punishment on your side!"
"At your disposal all day!"
At my disposal?
Rokuka, who was still retreating, suddenly became brave again.
The girl was shy: "Don't be repaid!" β
"A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase."
Although one of Hoshino Mahiro's three major principles in life is "no gambling", the situation is different now.
He did it.
"What's wrong?" The lately arrived Izumi Nagi was a little confused.
"Elder brother can't bully Miss Liuhua!"
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The corners of Hoshino's mouth rose wildly, and he had already won half of it.
"What's going on with my brother?" Higuchi's smile froze, and doubts squeezed out between her teeth.
"There's no why, the elder brother is the elder brother!" Izumi Nagi's cutie is a little confused.
"It's just a title."
"Salutation?"
"The kind of title that could be changed at any time." Hoshino Mahiro calmly added.
"It doesn't mean anything special."
"Really, Nagi-chan?"
Looking at the elder brother who was frowning, the younger sister nodded cooperatively: "It's just a nickname." β
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[The game is over, the winner has been decided]