"What's the situation?"

"I don't know!"

"Why?"

"Tone word!"

"Don't pretend to be stupid and stunned, and don't fool around by pretending to be cute" Looking at the arrogant and cute Sayoko in front of him, Hoshino Mahiro was a little helpless.

Ever since she was eaten and wiped clean by Sayoko, she has become more and more perfunctory to herself.

It's not cute to pass the test or to tempt with beauty, does he look like the kind of person who will be easily handled by women?

It could be, but he wasn't.

This point of view has insulted the life of Hoshino Shintomi for more than thirty years as a righteous man and a gentleman, and has had an immeasurable bad impact on his glorious image!

"Give me a good explanation of the ins and outs."

"I don't want it."

“?”

"It's a hassle to explain, so I~don't~ want~" Sayoko tilted her head slightly, curling the ends of her long hair with her fingers.

“……”

What should I do if my cute expectant girlfriend suddenly becomes very underwhelming? I'm in a hurry to wait online"

The fist is hard.

Hoshino felt the need to take some powerful steps to reinvent his glorious image and let Sayoko know what dignity is that cannot be ignored.

— even if he was reluctant.

"That?" Looking at the two people who gradually entered the rhythm of bickering and flirting, the timid 'big Sayoko' Sakura's lips opened slightly, and she was ruthlessly interrupted by her mother as soon as she wanted to speak.

"When adults talk, children don't interject."

"No matter how you look at it, it's going to be bigger over there!" Hoshino Mahiro complained while his gaze drifted honestly to somewhere.

I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.

It turns out that Sayoko also has such a huge possibility and growth space, and his usual development and cultivation are far from enough.

"Gollum."

Although Hoshino Mahiro has always been a girl who advocates subtlety and conservatism, knowing how to appreciate beauty is also a necessary virtue for a righteous gentleman.

As long as the future self is diligent and diligent, the older Sayoko seems to be good......

The future can be expected, the future can be expected.

"What are you looking at?"

"The nerd beast on that pink apron is a little conspicuous, I'm curious."

"Isn't it pretty, want to watch it for a while?" Sayoko laughed angrily, raising her bare foot and kicking him hard in the calf.

Why do you like the big one?

Although the object of astringency is also herself, she is just very unhappy!

"It hurts."

"Huh!" The beautiful girl only left a sneer and went into the house, leaving only Mahiro Hoshino who was touching his nose and the curious 'Sayoko' No. 2 looking at each other.

"I'll go back to cooking first." Before he could ask about the ins and outs, the subspecies 'Sayoko' retired first under the gaze of Sayoko's own cannibalistic deity.

Something was said at the dinner table,

……

"I didn't understand anything, but this is Hoshinoya's meal today: Special Feature"

[Good morning, good afternoon, good evening! 】

[Although we didn't make an appointment, we still came]

[Today's live broadcast is still your loyal and hard-working narrator Miss, and I'm going to cause trouble for you next]

[Anyway, why do you want guests to serve as hosts while participating in the show, will the salary give me a little more...... Just remember to cut out this paragraph]

[This small program that jumps left and right all year round due to the scarcity of funds, poor management of the organizers, and a weak staff lineup that has been withdrawn and reduced to a garbage program that cheats funds is finally about to usher in its first special]

【Impressed】

[Today's judge is still our world's cutest and the world's most difficult to serve Mr. Himenomiya Sayoko, it's really hard to come to this show on time every day]

[Can Mr. Himenomiya say hello to the fans who have been supporting the show? ] 】

【……】

[Ahem, it seems that Mr. Himemiya's mood today has been written in the dialog box, let's hurry up and see the next guest judge]

[Teacher Shinhiro Hoshino, who has been absent for a long time, is planning and running in the field, and is a judge while working, and I will trouble you today]

[Hoshino-sensei, let's say hello too]

[Don't pull it, it hurts]

[Ahem, Hoshino-sensei and Himenomiya-sensei seem to have some whispers to say, and they are a little intense, let's continue we continue]

[Today's special guest is a lady who made her debut but did not want to be named, which is really mysterious]

[I'm curious about her identity, I really can't guess who she is, let's look forward to the matsutake rice and hamburger meat she brought]

【……】

[Let's destroy this tattered show as soon as possible]

"Matsutake mushroom rice, ......"

"Do you want to show me with an emotional look?" Sayoko just sneered, her fingers continuing to pinch his ribs.

"Don't think about sleeping tonight until you explain it to me."

"Yes, yes, yes." Hoshino Mahiro rubbed the conspicuous nail marks on the back of his hand and explained helplessly. "First of all, we need to make a point clear."

"—The so-called size also depends on the person."

"If it's just about going big, then you're putting the cart before the horse." He said.

Is it because he likes to be bigger?

Of course not.

Not quite, to be exact.

"Because it looks like Sayoko, I just took a few more looks." In terms of preferences, Hoshino Mahiro has always been wrong about people.

What's the point of being big if it's not what you like?

“…… Whatever you want. Sayoko, who is not so thick-skinned, glanced at Hoshino Mahiro, and this matter is over.

Congratulations, congratulations.

……

"It's time to eat." When Miss Narrator returned to the living room, the two sat together and whispered as if nothing had happened.

The speed at which these two reconciled was really fast.

"It's matsutake rice and hamburger meat today, it seems to be very good." Sayoko-sama casually lets go of her claws, leaving only a disheveled Hoshino Mahiro.

"Honestly, I actually hate eating mushrooms."

"Matsutake mushrooms are not mushrooms."

"yes, that's a real favor." Hoshino Mahiro shrugged: "It's a mushroom after all, so it's better to treat it as a mushroom." ”

Can only mushrooms be called mushrooms? Mushrooms are such an inconvenience! It looks like a mushroom and tastes like a mushroom, so matsutake can also be a mushroom!

"But it's not the season to eat matsutake mushrooms, is it?"

Generally speaking, Hoshinoya prepares matsutake dishes in autumn – in the autumn of laziness, appetite, and food.

Autumn is a great place to eat this kind of thing.

"The matter of the Himinomiya family."

"I don't need to know much, do I?" Hoshino had expected this answer for a long time.

It's like the master key and related departments, all the things that can't be explained by common sense and the things that don't want to be explained can be attributed to the Himenomiya family.

I'm not even too lazy to be perfunctory, and now Sayoko is very despicable!

"Would you like another bowl?

"Forget it." Hoshino Mahiro shook his head, "I ate a bunch of miscellaneous things today, and my carb intake has exploded a bit." ”

"And a more important thing."

"A more important thing?" Sayoko took a sip of strong hot tea, "It should be two more important things. ”

"Hoshino Mahiro's Unspoken Words VS Sayoko's Impromptu Daughter"

No light novel would have written such a twisted plot.