Chapter 63: Actually, the strongest muscle is the tongue
Chu Caiwei blushed as if she could drip blood.
She didn't care about the saliva on her lips, and she raised her hand to hit Qin Yicheng.
"I'll give you another one."
Qin Yicheng also accepted it when he saw it, diverted the topic, and had a strong desire to survive.
One word comes to mind:
The moon is not huge, how can it gather people's hearts!
Anyway, his heart has already gathered on Chu Caiwei.
Chu Caiwei didn't have time to pay attention to him, and hurriedly fastened the buckle behind her back.
She looked around again, but luckily no one was passing by, otherwise she would have had the heart to kill someone.
The last time Qin Yicheng dared to do this to her, it was the night when I went back on a date.
Without saying a word, she pounced.
I didn't teach him a lesson last time, and I don't have a long memory, so I have to make him look good this time!
Chu Caiwei's eyes were filled with shame and ruthlessness.
"Hiss..."
Qin Yicheng gasped in pain, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"You're a dog, huh?"
"Mile bluffing!"
Chu Caiwei's silver teeth bit his arm, slurred, and his speech leaked.
Hmph, this man is a big pig's trotter!
Qin Yicheng raised his hand, his eyes were gentle, and he was really reluctant to start.
Although it hurts a little,
But next time he's going to do it!
It hurts for a few seconds, but the grip is a physical and mental pleasure!
Does this need to be chosen?
Is this question difficult?
Of course, if you have a girlfriend!
Qin Yicheng touched Chu Caiwei's little brain melon with satisfaction, and brushed her hair behind her ears.
It would be nice to bite him in the place he designated next time.
That way, he will be happy.
He must be the first to see Miss Chu grow up!
Chu Caiwei silently let go of her teeth, looked at the imprint on his arm, and gave him a blank look.
"Well deserved."
"Chu Caiwei, I'll tell you a few jokes, don't be angry."
"What joke? Was it a bad joke like last time? β
"I want to think about it."
Qin Yicheng pondered the following words:
One day the son and his mother borrowed money, and the mother asked how much.
The son said that he would borrow two thousand oceans for the time being.
Mother asked what it was for.
The son said shark man.
The mother asked who to kill.
The son said to kill your own grandson!
Chu Caiwei β (ΛΜΆΝΜ Ξ΅ΛΜΆΝΜβ) didn't know whether she should laugh or not.
Don't laugh, feel disrespectful to him,
laughed, feeling disrespectful to himself,
What to do!
Why do you always tell these weird jokes?
"Forget it, I'll tell you another one."
"Actually, you don't tell jokes, you can sing."
"No, unless you say you're not angry."
Chu Caiwei turned her head and hugged her arms, ignoring him, this time it was really not good.
Qin Yicheng had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and clapped his hands and said, "There is." β
There is a girl who is particularly fond of turtles, and she is free-range at home, raised from childhood to adulthood, and washes all the baths together.
Here's the point,
One day she asked, "How old is the tortoise?"
When the words fell, Chu Caiwei said curiously: "How old is that turtle an adult?" β
"Eighteen years old, probably."
"Giggles, you're talking about yourself, you're an old turtle."
Qin Yicheng hugged her: "Do you know what turtles like to eat?" β
Chu Caiwei shook her head.
"I like to eat tender cabbage like you."
"Ahh Help me! β
Chu Caiwei pushed and said angrily: "Can you talk about something short and connotative, I don't like to hear this." β
"I'm Ho He, you're the afternoon!"
Brief enough,
Enough connotation, right?
Chu Caiwei was thin-skinned and buried her head in his arms shyly.
Qin Yicheng is thick-skinned and simply handles it, which is called complementary personalities.
hugged her and said love words, and after a while, she was happy.
"I'll sing it to you in the evening."
"Hmm."
"Here, kiss again."
Chu Caiwei glared at him with disgust: "Qin Yicheng, why are you like a pervert?" β
"I'm hungry for you."
Chu Caiwei pinched him: "Don't say this kind of thing, don't be ashamed, does your arm hurt?" β
"It's distressing."
"Huh?"
Qin Yicheng grabbed her hand and put it on his chest.
"Be troublesome, you just continue to feel distressed."
"Chu Caiwei, do you have a conscience?"
Chu Caiwei couldn't help laughing, her eyes were cunning, and she was not fooled at all.
Qin Yicheng picked up the guitar and followed: "Let me touch your conscience again." β
"I don't want it!"
Chu Caiwei secretly scolded the pervert and walked away with tsundere's small steps.
Qin Yicheng followed behind with a smile.
It's just the love that you talk about because you're hungry, if you're not lustful when you fall in love, let's get it.
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In the afternoon, the last half day is over.
The instructor is still serious, maintaining his usual style, running and standing in a military posture, and the tired freshmen cry for their fathers and mothers.
It's a nice day, it's not that hot.
During the break, Qin Yicheng found Chu Caiwei and said: "It's the Mid-Autumn Festival soon, accompany me to the supermarket at dinner, buy something to prepare, and take it back when the time comes." β
"Uh-huh."
"Buy two boxes for my uncle and aunt too."
Chu Caiwei~(/Ο\), it's too early to buy it for my parents, right?
Although she was happy, it was not necessary.
"No need, I'll buy it myself."
Qin Yicheng didn't say anything more, now he is really rich, more than two million for a student,
"I'll send you back on vacation?"
"Send me back?"
"That's right."
Chu Caiwei thought for a while and said, "Okay." β
"Where do you live?"
"Jinling Bay."
When the address was obtained, Qin Yicheng asked, "Is there a house called the Pavilion in the Sky next to it?" β
"That's right."
"Then your family lives in the city center, high society!"
Chu Caiwei said with a smile: "No, the city center is lively, and my family also has a house in Xianlin." β
"How big is the house?"
"More than 700 square meters, for grandparents to live, the old people are inconvenient in the city."
"Can our parents look down on me?"
"Yes."
Chu Caiwei covered her mouth and chuckled, smiling like a fox.
If it weren't for the fact that he was a little capable in this life, Qin Yicheng would have to join the family, and he would have the child's surname.
"Weiwei, buy grilled sausages."
"I want to eat starchy sausages, and I won't eat even a little bit of meat!"
"I also like starchy sausages."
Qin Yicheng sat in the shade and thought about life, what is delicious about starchy sausages?
He looked down at his crotch.
Ning Ziyu bought a few drinks, and Qin Yicheng asked for a bottle of pulse.
Xiang Kailang said with a smile: "Today is the last day, I feel that time flies so fast." β
"yes, I'm going to be tired to death, my skin is tanned."
Qin Yicheng teased: "It's nothing for a boy to be a little black, but he can't be as black as an alien, then it's a big problem." β
"I feel the same way, aliens are disgusting."
Ning Ziyu looked at Qin Yicheng, who was soaked in sweat, and he could still see his muscles through his clothes, and he was immediately envious.
"Brother Qin, how do you train your muscles?"
Qin Yicheng looked down and lifted his clothes to reveal six-pack abs, which he didn't have a while ago.
With that strengthening, the muscles slowly showed up, and now they are formed, and they look particularly masculine.
He loves it!
He noticed that his shoulders had also become a little wider, and his physical fitness had increased in all aspects, except for his height.
Xiang Gou said silently: "Actually, the strongest and most powerful muscle in the human body is the tongue, not the abdominal muscles. β
"But tongues can't fight." Ning Ziyu said.
Qin Yicheng asked coldly, "You haven't all fought with your tongues, have you?" β
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The dormitory was confused, and the atmosphere became less friendly.
Ning Ziyu's cheeks twitched twice, this question was really self-inflicted.
It's good now
It's clear that they're single dogs.
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