Chapter 2 "Shocking the World" Chapter 94 The exercises are tough and can't be retained, only routines can win people's hearts
"Oops! Tongtian Mouse has always been very fond of the gopher, looking at the current appearance, it should be the evil qi entering the body that has caused a big change in mood, broken!"
Mu Fengchun and the others didn't expect that the Tongtian Rat would actually do something to their younger brother, and subconsciously didn't stop it, and saw the square cone stabbing at the gopher's body.
"Poof!
Two muffled sounds came, the gopher closed his eyes tightly, and beads of sweat the size of beans poured out on his forehead, but the imaginable sharp pain did not appear, he opened his eyes and looked left and right, and found that the two square cones pierced into the ground under the left and right armpits, and the face of the heavenly rat was very painful and tangled.
"Big brother... I..."
"Get out of here! You remember that from now on there will be no more rats in the world, and I will no longer be your big brother! If I see you again, I will kill you!hahaha..."
After speaking, I saw that the last trace of clarity in the eyes of the Tongtian Mouse finally disappeared, and then his hands were loosened and he fell backwards into Mu Fengchun's arms.
Mu Fengchun also took advantage of the fact that a few people didn't react, turned around and picked up the Tongtian Mouse and slipped away.
"Big brother... You pay back my big brother! You come back to me!" Although the appearance and personality of the gopat have changed, at the last moment, he still didn't attack the gopher, and the guilt in the gopher mouse's heart became stronger.
"Gopher, forget it... Babel Rat has... It's not your big brother anymore..."The smiling cat didn't expect this to happen, and wanted to take advantage of the weakness of Tongtian Mouse and Mu Fengchun to wipe them out, but he was very jealous of the elusive man in black just now, so he didn't make a move.
"It's all you! it's all you!" The gopher saw the Hearing Ear on the ground, and as soon as he grabbed it, he wanted to destroy it, but he never expected that the Hearing Ear was actually born on the wound in the palm of his hand, and fused with his own flesh and blood.
"Dumbfounded... Loud and noisy..."
"Who's, who's talking, it's noisy... Don't talk about it... Please..."
Suddenly, countless sounds suddenly lingered around the gopher, making him have a splitting headache, clutching his head and rolling around, wailing in pain, and suddenly he slapped his palm on the top of his head, and fell to the ground with a thud.
The smiling cat looked around, but there was no figure, thinking that the gopher was just too sad and hallucinating, so he carried him on his shoulder, picked up the double cone, and hurried back with no sleepiness.
"Hercules?How did you become like this?What about Wei Shanren?Is that kid solved?" The smiling cat searched for a long time, and suddenly found a hill, and when he looked around, he was surprised, but he didn't expect the hill to be this guy.
"Whew... I don't know... Just now Wei Shanren called me to help, but I was about to do it but suddenly couldn't move... Wei Shanren they're in... They're coming!"
"Ouch! Despicable villain! Bastard! Don't use shady tricks if you have the ability!"
When the smiling cat heard this, he saw Wei Shanren snot and tears covering his ass and running away frantically, and the faceless student behind him followed closely behind, stabbing Wei Shanren's ass with the bone nail in his hand from time to time.
"Smiling cat, come and help me! This bastard is too bad!" Wei Shanren finally saw the rescuer, and tears flowed down his eyes.
"Still scolding? It seems that I haven't suffered enough! I'll stab!" Faceless snorted, and a few bone-piercing nails stabbed Wei Shanren's ass again, and Wei Shanren's speed was a little faster.
"It's... Don't sleep, you go to help first, what about Lin Baijiao, come and help me, take the gopher away!"
This Lin Baijiao is not even as good as ordinary people in terms of kung fu, but when it comes to leading people to run, it should be the first! Usually smiling cats when they meet opponents, they all rely on this Lin Baijiao to turn danger into a disaster, so Lin Baijiao has also become their "means of transportation", usually as soon as they fight, they will find a place for a cat, and if they can't fight, they will come out and lead people to escape!
But the speed of the man in black just now made him feel a sense of comparison for the first time, wanting to keep up with the comparison, but in a blink of an eye, the man disappeared, making him inexplicably lost, until the smiling cat shouted, he woke up from the blow and took away the gopher.
"Bastard, we're going to hit one now!I'll see how you poke Lao Tzu's ass!" Wei Shanren scolded endlessly.
"You guy, you are really vulgar, you will be my little brother in the future, you must not be so vulgar and ruin my reputation!" "Faceless shook his head, looking like he hated iron but not steel.
"Oh my son! I'm not too old, but I'm not too young! I want to see how much weight you have, dare to be so rampant?
Seeing that the few people were so unruly, Faceless also had a hint of interest, and the three bone piercing nails were thrown at random, each flying towards their weapons.
A few people saw that they had fought with him slightly, although this bone nail was very accurate, but the strength was a little worse, so they didn't care about it and blocked it casually.
But the moment the weapons of several people came into contact with the bone nail, the expressions of several people suddenly changed, and they only felt that the inconspicuous nail in front of them was like a heavy hammer, and the huge force shook itself out.
"It's... What's going on?" the smiling cat was shocked, why hadn't he seen him for a while, and this person had become so tough?
"Do you want to continue? If I hadn't been poisoned just now, how could I have allowed you scum to have the upper hand?"
When several people were hesitating, they suddenly heard a scream, and saw that the gopher over there woke up and kept screaming words like don't make a noise.
"What's going on?" the faceless statue looked over there, suddenly noticed something was wrong, and rushed to the front in three steps and two steps.
"How do I know? Oh yes! I was wrong... Don't prick me in the ass..."Wei Shanren finally became honest.
"You say—" Faceless gestured to the smiling cat.
The smiling cat started with something that fell out of the gopher before, and briefly told what happened.
"Oh... It seems that there is still a trace of evil qi on the ear of the Truth that has not been removed..."Faceless looked at the palm of the gopher, and sure enough, a trace of black thread spread to the top of his head.
"This brother, please save him, I will agree to whatever conditions you say..."The smiling cat said with a solemn face.
"We'll talk about that later. Faceless frowned, "It doesn't hurt to save him... However, although the black line has not spread to his head, the toxin has already traveled to the facial nerves, and his appearance must not be saved..."
The bone-piercing nail in Faceless's hand pierced the side of the gopher mole's palm near his wrist, and then his fingers tapped on him, only to see a foul-smelling black gas emanate and turn into ashes in the sun.
"What about the ears on this hand?"
"The ear of hearing has become one with him, and this is also his creation, so be it..."
A group of seven people were silent, and finally walked out of the far north, with a fork in the road in front of them.
"Okay, it's safe to go further here, you can go back to your Lingbei with peace of mind... By the way, I almost forgot just now, I have two sets of exercises to teach you two..."
The faceless student looked at Hercules and did not drowsy, and told them what Mr. Bai Yan had said before, "Stacking Tide", "Shocking Pool" and the true qi operation method taught to Hercules, and after they confirmed that they had memorized it, he nodded, and turned away without saying a word.
"Wang Ba... This gentleman... Are you leaving?" Wei Shanren touched his buttocks, and suddenly felt lost.
"yes... Sir, although I admit that we are not good people, but just now you saved the gopher and taught them the two of them, how can I repay you?
"Huh, you reminded me that I have to think about it... Wouldn't it be cheaper for you to let you die?"
Everyone was nervous when they heard this, for fear that the faceless student would say some harsh conditions.
"Yes, I decide! Let you live well!Farewell!" Faceless laughed and turned away without looking back.
The six of them were all dumbfounded, they didn't expect that although this faceless student seemed to be a must-fight, he could afford to put it down so much, regardless of his previous suspicions, and he didn't hesitate to give advice, it was really the big husband's doing, and the corners of their eyes were moist!
"Why didn't these people stop me? I obviously did what my husband told me! Could it be that I made a mistake by playing tricks myself?" Faceless deliberately slowed down, but seeing that he had already walked away, there was no movement behind him, and he was hesitating whether to turn back.
"Plop, plop!"
"If we remember correctly, Mr. was going to be our eldest brother before, if Mr. doesn't dislike it, I hope you will count your words and accept us!" At this moment, only the sound of kneeling was heard behind him, and the six of them shouted in unison.
"Whew..."Faceless let out a sigh of relief.
Seeing that the faceless student didn't seem to hear it, Wei Shanren suddenly blushed and muttered in a low voice, "This bastard can't be a grudge, right?"
But before he finished speaking, he only felt a tingling pain in his buttocks, screaming and jumping up, but there was a strange feeling in his heart.
"It's all said, since you've become my little brother, don't be so vulgar in the future! If I find out that your mouth is dirty again, don't blame me for poking your ass!"
"So... Sir, did you agree?" Wei Shanren's face was happy when he heard this, he didn't care about the pain in his buttocks at all, and he was even a little excited.
"I heard that you call yourself the Six Heroes of Lingbei? No, this is not domineering enough! And now that you have added me, you should change the name of the bright spot!"
"Seeing that the eldest brother is also a young talent, why don't we call Lingbei Qijun?" the gopher touched his face and said unconfidently.
"Hehe, look at the mighty and domineering eldest brother, it should be called the Lingbei Seven Tyrants!"
"Well, what you say is reasonable, but this title goes against our style of acting! Synthesize your opinion! I have decided! It is called the Seven Evils of Lingbei!"
"Lingbei Seven... Evil?" Several people looked embarrassed, although they acted disgracefully, but they didn't dare to call themselves so shamelessly, I didn't expect that this big brother just came, and he hung out the evil words, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart.
But as they chanted over and over again in their hearts, they found that this title was particularly smooth, and it actually gave birth to a flame in their hearts.
"The name "Gopher doesn't fit your identity now, you'll be called Three-Eared Mouse" in the future! And that Hercules, you'll be called Shilishi... Others, forget it, what is love called!" Faceless has been moving too much in his brain today, and now he feels a headache.
"However, although we are the Seven Evils of Lingbei, you must not reveal my true identity outside, after all... Big brother, I'm going to keep it mysterious..."